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The popular blog becomes a live stream and podcast. Portland Sucks is an irreverent look at life in Portland, Oregon. Brutally honest and over the top opinions on just about anything. Hosted by RobertWagner of pdxsucks.com

 

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The “Hotel Television Remote Up Glenn Danzig’s B**thole” Episode
Updated: 2011-11-10 18:14:10
Description: Episode 86: Robert’s problems with ordering consumer electronics manage to extend yet another day thanks to Fry’s website, Glenn Danzig is anything but Fun Fun Fun, researchers find shocking evidence that hotel television remote controls ...more...

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The “Lou Ferrigno vs. The Little Mermaid” Episode
Updated: 2011-11-09 18:16:20
Description: Episode 85: A Steven Tyler Cabbage Patch doll figures heavily into a discussion about buying liquor in Washington State. Other topics include: Lou Ferrigno vs. The Little Mermaid, molotov cocktails, the death of Adobe Flash, a drunken three-way gone ...more...

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The “Nickelbacking of Thanksgiving in Detroit” Episode
Updated: 2011-11-08 18:38:01
Description: Episode 84: Betsy Richter joins us to discuss the Nickelbacking of Detroit’s Thanksgiving. Other topics include: Best Buy continues to fail Robert, Bob Seger pretty much always sucked, Occupy Portland loses a resident but gains a drug problem, ...more...

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The “Consumer Electronics Rant Frenzy” Episode
Updated: 2011-11-07 18:15:47
Description: Episode 83: Robert laments the current state of consumer electronics retail after visiting three Best Buy stores, a Sony Style store, and his local Fry’s over the past weekend – despite better judgement. Other topics include: spoilers and...more...

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The “Strawberry Ice Cream Testicular Tumor” Episode
Updated: 2011-11-04 18:14:17
Description: Episode 82: Our mayor sits down with Occupy Portland so that he can repeat himself, Robert gets a new phone via UPS – right in the middle of the show, a face appears in a testicular tumor, a vending machine … Continue reading →...more...

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The “Wait a Minute! Herman Cain is Black?!” Episode
Updated: 2011-11-03 17:15:55
Description: Episode 81: Robert discovers Persian music, Sabrina discovers Herman Cain is black, 10 year old kids are armed in defense of their Halloween candy, 32% of the people in the world hate their jobs, Kia actually makes some pretty fast … Continue r...more...

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The “16 Ounces of Poop in a 12 Ounce Box” Episode
Updated: 2011-11-02 17:53:03
Description: Episode 80: Apologies in advance, the abundant use of metaphors pretty much stink this one up. A man is relieved of his duties while another is chastised by a park squatter. Meanwhile, the so-called Great State of California isn’t to … Co...more...

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The “Happy Halloween Michael Moore” Episode
Updated: 2011-11-01 17:43:26
Description: Episode 79: Robert returns from Occupy Los Angeles only to spend the night trick or treating – which is fine, except most of SE Portland is completely stoned. Michael Moore visits Occupy Portland for a special stop on his book-signing … C...more...

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The “To Be a Corrupt Piece of Crap is Human” Episode
Updated: 2011-10-28 17:26:47
Description: Episode 78: After a quick discussion about Ma and Pa Wagner, a housekeeping email starts a 45 minute discussion about why both the right and the left are completely wrong and how a lowly simple-minded blow-hard named Robert would like … Continu...more...

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The “Pizza, Meth, and Carla” Episode
Updated: 2011-10-27 17:40:13
Description: Episode 77: Jay Mackin joins us to discuss an accidental meth deal, pizza for the occupation, that scoundrel-loving Carla Axtman, smartphones in anal cavities, and a collection of aging coupons of negligible usefulness. Download audio...more...

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The “Old People Are Endlessly Humorous” Episode
Updated: 2011-10-26 17:23:47
Description: Episode 76: A live show wasn’t possible due to technical issues so Robert and Sabrina recorded this 40 minute gem anyway. Topics include: an old man gets busted with 200+ lbs of cocaine, an old man tries to go vegan, … Continue reading &#...more...

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The “Incredible Law Enforcement Porno Episode” Episode
Updated: 2011-10-25 18:05:42
Description: Episode 75: Betsy Richter joins Robert to discuss the demise of iPhoneSlutz, the ever-arrested Portland Police, the hacker group Anonymous and their crusade against child pornography, the airbrushing of LiLo’s vagina, the Multnomah Athletic Clu...more...

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The “#OccupySeattle For a One Day Vacation” Episode
Updated: 2011-10-24 17:22:59
Description: Episode 74: Robert returns from a weekend in Seattle that featured #OccupySeattle, a nicotine fit, and a random drug addict looking for a good time. Other topics include: flushing the Powell’s Books toilet, luxury loos of the Greater Chicago Ar...more...

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The “(Insert Name Here) Wants My Dick” Episode
Updated: 2011-10-21 17:22:44
Description: Episode 73: Let the Portland Podcast vs. Seattle Rock Radio Wars begin….over absolutely nothing. Other topics include: The Miller Test, International Fisting Day, One Million Moms vs. Ben and Jerry, and Congratulations to Portland, Oregon for b...more...

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The “Occupy Kurtwood Smith” Episode
Updated: 2011-10-20 17:11:30
Description: Episode 72: Occupy Portland has gun problems, Microsoft opens a store in Seattle and no one cares, Sally Field is cut out of Not Without My Daughter 2, early morning Starbucks is a great place to find a job, and … Continue reading →...more...

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The “Don’t Take Your Kids To #OccupyPortland” Episode
Updated: 2011-10-19 17:14:23
Description: Episode 71: An Android app designed to let your friends and family know that you’ve been arrested fails miserably during the show, #OccupyPortland loses a 9-year old but gains a known sex predator, not to be outdone #OccupySeattle gets a …...more...

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The Happy Birthday Robert Episode
Updated: 2011-10-18 17:36:58
Description: Episode 70: Still stricken with an awesome head cold, Robert celebrates yet another year on Earth, two people from opposites ends of the country get massive phone bills, a teenager is forced to fight her medieval step dad, a 9 … Continue readin...more...

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Portland Sucks – 10/17/2011
Updated: 2011-10-17 17:19:25
Description: Episode 69: The Occupy Portlanders are hungry and only a $5 plate of pad thai will satisfy their need for nourishment. Other topics include: jock itch lotion, Jack Bog’s blog recognizes, Robert is sick, a trip to the ballet, the … Continu...more...

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Portland Sucks – 10/13/2011
Updated: 2011-10-13 17:21:27
Description: Episode 68: Mayor Sam Adams addresses the media regarding his being “the mayor of everyone”, arrests are finally made after a few of the Occupy Portland protesters fail to move out of Main Street, the Occupy Portland Livestream chat room ...more...

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Portland Sucks – 10/12/2011
Updated: 2011-10-12 17:12:41
Description: Episode 67: We’ll just call this somewhat abbreviated podcast the “apology episode” and leave it at that. We’re very, very sorry. Download audio...more...

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Portland Sucks – 10/11/2011
Updated: 2011-10-11 17:40:14
Description: Episode 66: Betsy Richter joins us to discuss UltraViolet DVD/Blu-Ray discs and how Hollywood wants to jack you yet again instead of doing the right thing, a man beats his wife because she didn’t “like” his Facebook update, Ewoks ar...more...

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Portland Sucks – 10/10/2011
Updated: 2011-10-10 17:19:32
Description: Episode 65: Correction – I say that this is episode 66, it isn’t, it’s episode 65. Topics include: the rich lose their iPads, Tiger Woods attacked by flying hot dog, a man sues Google because he can’t find a job, … Conti...more...

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Portland Sucks – 10/07/2011
Updated: 2011-10-07 17:23:19
Description: OCCUPY PORTLAND (AKA Episode 65): In an act of selfless journalism, Robert and Sabrina took to the streets of Portland, hooked up with the Occupy Portland protest and report back with their findings. Other topics include: Teresa Boze can’t writ...more...

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Portland Sucks – 10/06/2011
Updated: 2011-10-06 17:17:57
Description: Episode 63: Occupy Portland gets a proper Portland Sucks treatment along with guest co-host Jay Mackin of Unibash Radio. Other topics include: Google no longer wants you to know if your son is gay, Portland Police DUI arrests aplenty, Kevin … C...more...

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Portland Sucks – 10/05/2011
Updated: 2011-10-05 17:24:34
Description: Episode 62: An organizer from Occupy Portland responds to yesterdays podcast, Bank of America continues to be the biggest and most absolutely incompetent bank in the entire country, the Seaside high school football team is photographed….nude, a...more...

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Portland Sucks – 10/04/2011
Updated: 2011-10-04 18:05:19
Description: Episode 61: Betsy Richter is the guest co-host today as we discuss the impending iPhone unveiling, Hank Williams Jr. and the gradual retardation of the GOP/FOX News, the death of the Zune (again), the underpaying of Steve Ballmer, and….well, mo...more...

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Portland Sucks – 10/03/2011
Updated: 2011-10-03 17:21:49
Description: Episode 60: Sabrina returns from Denver, Robert rediscovers Portland public transportation, bus riders make a mass exodus due to an intolerant driver, Andy Rooney retires from insanity (though we thought he was already dead), penis fractures are a re...more...

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Portland Sucks – 09/30/2011
Updated: 2011-09-30 17:25:50
Description: Episode 59: After a 1.64 day absence, Portland Sucks returns sans Sabrina Miller who is heading to Denver for some reason. Unibash Radio’s Jay Mackin and Jessie McCoy fill in, topics include: Robert’s 5am gas station and vomiting session,...more...

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Portland Sucks – 09/27/2011
Updated: 2011-09-27 17:26:01
Description: Episode 58: Robert spends less than 24 hours in Las Vegas but still discovers a hidden backroom in a bar, misses a movie, and meets the Monte Carlo pocket butter eater. Other topics include: racist ice cream, a cow nipple … Continue reading ...more...

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Portland Sucks – 09/26/2011
Updated: 2011-09-26 17:36:06
Description: Episode 57: Why Facebook is more evil now than ever before. Other topics: Sabrina learns about Pigs (three different ones), humans are finally replacing machines, Linda Hamilton vs. NKOTB, the pr0n-happy L.A. firefighters, and lackadaisical Monday ra...more...

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Portland Sucks – 09/23/2011
Updated: 2011-09-23 17:41:02
Description: Episode 56: Alan Thicke wants nothing to do with our podcast, for anything less than $5,000 USD that is. Other topics include: Schweddy Balls in the mouths of conservatives, popsicles are foul, bacon cookin’ break-in, and The Return of the R...more...

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Portland Sucks – 09/22/2011
Updated: 2011-09-22 17:32:24
Description: Episode 55: KPAM 860AM’s Bob Miller gets things off to a great start, talking about Pat Boone and having a stroke. Other topics include: Schwarzenneger’s autobiography, the ups and downs of Jenny from the block, Wolverine vs. WWE, girl on...more...

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Portland Sucks – 09/21/2011
Updated: 2011-09-21 18:08:04
Description: Episode 54: After a day off yesterday, Robert and Sabrina delve back into the horrors of the modern dating world when a listener submits a rather horrifying personal story. Other topics: a phone thief sues the phones original owner, they … Cont...more...

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Portland Sucks – 09/19/2011
Updated: 2011-09-19 18:27:08
Description: Episode 53: Robert and Sabrina race for the cure…and don’t understand why anyone, let alone a horse, would need to relieve themselves while doing so. Other topics include: say goodbye to another podcast, pig-inflicted injury, and dating t...more...

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Portland Sucks – 09/16/2011
Updated: 2011-09-16 17:24:32
Description: Episode 52: The easily offended should probably avoid this one. Topics include: Produce Row (an entirely too hip cafe/bar in Portland) should be avoided at all costs, Sabrina and Robert debate what is/isn’t a ghetto, the return of Robert’...more...

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Portland Sucks – 09/15/2011
Updated: 2011-09-15 17:27:52
Description: Episode 51: The *REAL* reasons why podcasts on Cascadia.fm get cancelled – it’s probably not what you think. Other topics include: you should be listening to Dawn Taylor’s Ham Fisted Radio show, keep your shoes on in the movie theat...more...

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Portland Sucks – 09/14/2011
Updated: 2011-09-14 17:37:32
Description: Episode 50: Broadcast live from the Portland Radio School For Girls, today’s show features nothing resembling structure whatsoever. Instead, tales of Robert’s house call computer repair/consultation days, why you should never buy anything...more...

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Portland Sucks – 09/13/2011
Updated: 2011-09-13 17:34:19
Description: Episode 49: Betsy Richter joins us to discuss area code rhyming on the street car, the British would rather have Facebook than functional toilets and a sewer system (or food too for that matter), Robert approaches tweet #30,000 with some … Cont...more...

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Portland Sucks – 09/12/2011
Updated: 2011-09-12 17:31:27
Description: Episode 48: The post 9/11 ten year anniversary gets the ball rolling…then the conversation turns to suicidal bloggers that never quite commit to the whole “suicide” thing. Other topics include: a crippled man treats Robert’s g...more...

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Portland Sucks – 09/09/2011
Updated: 2011-09-09 17:14:49
Description: Episode 47: Happy Friday. Topics include: The proper way of consuming a nicotine pouch, how to scan your dates automobile for telltale signs of failure, why you should never give a second grade kid a pair of cowboy boots, and … Continue reading...more...

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Portland Sucks – 09/08/2011
Updated: 2011-09-08 17:30:39
Description: Episode 46: Jay Mackin is our guest co-host today as Sabrina learns about donkey punching, Reed college students learn about over-privileged homelessness, Robert learns that bloggers don’t know the difference between interviewing and debating, ...more...

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Portland Sucks – 09/07/2011
Updated: 2011-09-07 17:21:50
Description: Episode 45: Sabrina’s date yields free food while Robert’s dinner yields nothing but a long wait. Other topics include: San Francisco cracks down on bare crack, the USPS is going to close and that’s ok because sending checks through...more...

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Portland Sucks – 09/06/2011
Updated: 2011-09-06 17:24:42
Description: Episode 44: An extremely Portland-centric episode finds a local restaurateur getting a little too big for his britches, hippie bands unwelcome at a dive/sports bar, Sabrina at odds with both the North and South Poles, Darren talking a little too R...more...

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Portland Sucks – 09/01/2011
Updated: 2011-09-01 17:30:58
Description: Episode 43: 55 minutes of sheer random frivolity featuring guest co-host Jay Mackin. Topics include: font obsessions, Lindsay Lohan and her lame Billy Joel tattoo, a “new” Beatles album (as if one were needed at this point), easter bunny ...more...

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Portland Sucks – 08/31/2011
Updated: 2011-08-31 17:36:36
Description: Episode 42: The Willamette Week goes from semi-respectable to absolute trash overnight thanks to a hack article about the Timbers Army. Other topics include: Sabrina meets Janet Jackson but not her makeup, a woman buys a wooden iPad but can’t &...more...

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Portland Sucks – 08/30/2011
Updated: 2011-08-30 17:45:49
Description: Episode 41: A non-listener complains about our lack of particular ex-radio talent on Cascadia.fm, unwanted emails continue to go unwanted, and the tale of two bloggers: one who dates the world’s greatest Magic: The Gathering player and complain...more...

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Portland Sucks – 08/29/2011
Updated: 2011-08-29 17:33:52
Description: Episode 40: A $2.29 bottle of Half and Half isn’t quite enough to entirely derail Robert’s morning but the subsequent Cascadia.fm studio equipment failure does its best to finish the job. Other topics include: Hating on the Hawthorne Stre...more...

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Portland Sucks – 08/26/2011
Updated: 2011-08-26 18:23:55
Description: Episode 39: Robert reviews Luc Besson’s newest flick “Columbiana” (and hates it), UFO’s are spotted at a record rate in the US and Canada, a millionaire wants everyone in Starbucks to know he’s loaded, skinny jeans are o...more...

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Portland Sucks – 08/25/2011
Updated: 2011-08-25 17:34:44
Description: Episode 38: Robert poses the question “Is disagreement < anger?" - you'll have to listen to find out why. Other topics include: the great Portland citizen assimilation, there's rednecks up there in Mt. Vernon, Washington (and the mayor is one &...more...

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Portland Sucks – 08/24/2011
Updated: 2011-08-24 17:57:48
Description: Episode 37: Portland police officers are pulling guns on Idaho motorists – when they’re not busy setting up elaborate entrapment schemes in the NE quadrant. Other topics include: frozen bull sperm, lightning striking twice, Mama Mia vs. D...more...

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Portland Sucks – 08/23/2011
Updated: 2011-08-23 17:32:40
Description: Episode 36: During a trip through the scarier parts of downtown Portland Robert meets The Cheez-Its Whisperer, a sentimental voicemail is erased by uncaring T-Mobile, dirt from a serial killers home is sold on the web, advice is given by … Cont...more...

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Portland Sucks – 08/22/2011
Updated: 2011-08-22 17:23:37
Description: Episode 35: A visit to the Oregon International Air Show 2011 aka The 2011 Oregon Jorts Convention. Other topics include: animated gif’s are more entertaining and meaningful than the average blog post, never reach for a police officers gun, LOL...more...

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Portland Sucks – 08/19/2011
Updated: 2011-08-19 18:09:48
Description: Episode 34: ESCAPE FROM L.A. – not the movie though, instead it’s just Robert’s sad and sorry tale of how LAX is an unforgiving hellhole and he’d rather drive all night than continue to sit there. Also, a lesbian is … Co...more...

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Portland Sucks – 08/17/2011
Updated: 2011-08-17 17:32:44
Description: Episode 33: All things random – topics include: why you should never play with a broken microwave, Michelle Bachmann has no Elvis in her, The Situation is paid NOT to wear A&F, Sabrina is a candy-striper, when water tastes like … Con...more...

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Portland Sucks – 08/16/2011
Updated: 2011-08-16 17:21:52
Description: Episode 32: What ever happened to Will Radik? Find out on this decidedly conversational episode of Portland Sucks. Other topics include: extensive workplace body order revisited, tweeting during classical music concerts, tipping your Friendly Neighbo...more...

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Portland Sucks – 08/12/2011
Updated: 2011-08-12 18:04:40
Description: Episode 31: Should Bert and Ernie get married? Should a listener tell his co-worker that she needs to use deodorant? Should Robert simply shut the fuck up and go get a regular job to prove once and for all that … Continue reading →...more...

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Portland Sucks – 08/11/2011
Updated: 2011-08-11 17:54:00
Description: Episode 30: Jay Mackin from Unibash Radio joins Robert and Sabrina to discuss the head-banging merits of Kid Rock, women on the east coast that are getting their butts slashed, special delivery dirty pr0nography in the mail, Katy Perry/Metallica mash...more...

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Portland Sucks – 08/10/2011
Updated: 2011-08-10 17:38:05
Description: Episode 29: The Great Boyd’s Coffee Conspiracy and how your local gas station and convenience store might be lying to you. Other topics include: GadgetTrak is the Internets most awesome reality show, a pink handgun is no way to blow … Con...more...

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Portland Sucks – 08/09/2011
Updated: 2011-08-09 17:27:07
Description: Episode 28: London might be burning to the ground and the stock market might be plummeting to all new depths but its BBQ that’s on Robert’s mind – BBQ Pitmasters to be specific. Other topics include: redneck television shows as R...more...

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Portland Sucks – 08/08/2011
Updated: 2011-08-08 18:10:55
Description: Episode 27: Betsy Richter co-hosts. A mouth-breathing pre-teen nearly ruins Robert’s weekend at Mt. Hood Ski Bowl Adventure Camp (yes, really) because she can’t figure out what “go” means. Other topics: the middle-age-in-denia...more...

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Portland Sucks – 08/04/2011
Updated: 2011-08-04 17:25:23
Description: Episode 26: Robert finally gets his long awaited TSA groping after allegedly assaulting a blind woman, Sabrina cannot be contained – even in Big Dickies, and special guest Jay Mackin has breakfast with Joe Walsh – in the city (ahhh …...more...

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Portland Sucks – 08/03/2011
Updated: 2011-08-03 17:54:59
Description: Episode 25: Business in Portland is the topic of the day after Robert visits a local happy hour full of pretentious (and mostly evil) sales executive types. Is it too much to ask for Portland to try something different? Isn’t … Continue r...more...

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Portland Sucks – 08/02/2011
Updated: 2011-08-02 17:51:48
Description: Episode 24: Bras Across Britain is a complete failure but breasts continue to amaze in other ways, not the least of which is the ability to attack the police with their milk product. Robert reveals the secret to shower relief, … Continue readin...more...

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Portland Sucks – 08/01/2011
Updated: 2011-08-01 17:34:29
Description: Episode 23: After witnessing fingernails flying into heat lamp hot dogs rollers it’ll probably be a cold day in Hell before you’ll ever eat another hot dog. Other topics include: Cowboys vs. Aliens vs. Smurfs vs. The Worst James Bond R...more...

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*ENCORE* – Not Quite Erotic Podcast 1
Updated: 2011-07-30 21:14:05
Description: *ENCORE* From Friday, April 17th, 2011 – For our new listeners, here’s something you might have missed so we’re rerunning it in lieu of a new podcast for this past Friday (more on that on Monday). Join Robert Wagner, Sabrina …...more...

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Portland Sucks – 07/28/2011
Updated: 2011-07-28 17:34:01
Description: Episode 22: More topics than you can sniff in a single hour… First up, the laundry habits of the modern on-the-go busy body, day drinking is all the rage but what defines the word “day”, Sabrina is recognized for excellence … ...more...

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Portland Sucks – 07/27/2011
Updated: 2011-07-27 17:51:39
Description: Episode 21: A Tale of Two Wu’s (Woo’s) – David Wu is the latest person/place/thing to embarrass little ol’ Portland, Oregon on a national level. An email from a listener that was sexually harassed at a convention a couple year...more...

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Portland Sucks – 07/26/2011
Updated: 2011-07-26 17:39:21
Description: Episode 20: Robert recaps his weekend spent with a 2012 Smurf-Blue 5.0 liter Ford Mustang, arguably the most overrated and deceiving car in the history of the world ever…which leads to a discussion about what makes a good car, what … Cont...more...

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Portland Sucks – 07/25/2011
Updated: 2011-07-25 17:39:53
Description: Episode 19: What starts out as a simple conversation about silly putty, Sunday comics and Carolyn’s butt eventually evolves into a discussion about sexual harassment at technology conventions. Also, beware of death by flying bears, Jimmy Johnso...more...

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Portland Sucks – 07/22/2011
Updated: 2011-07-22 17:33:54
Description: Episode 18: Let’s just blame Maker’s Mark for this one shall we?...more...

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Portland Sucks – 07/21/2011
Updated: 2011-07-21 18:07:52
Description: Episode 17: Special Guest Greg has build hisself a real life time machine and he wants YOU to try it out…if you’re a man that is. Bieber is anti-texting-while-driving, Robert is on assignment checking out the online dating scene but ̷...more...

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Portland Sucks – 07/20/2011
Updated: 2011-07-20 17:42:40
Description: Episode 16: Facebook is the new Walmart – or at least the people that use it seem comparable. Meanwhile, Google+ is nothing more than people talking about Google+, you’d have to be a moron to be confused by Groupon (or … Continue re...more...

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Portland Sucks – 07/19/2011
Updated: 2011-07-19 18:24:46
Description: Episode 15: Betsy Richter joins Robert and Sabrina to discuss the rampant pornography coming out of Bend, Oregon, the tweaker/hookers of Inner SE Portland, a use for a hammer that most teens shouldn’t know about, the closing of Borders and R...more...

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Portland Sucks – 07/18/2011
Updated: 2011-07-18 18:28:57
Description: Episode 14: Harry Potter’s 94th movie is met with disinterest, any why not? It takes more than Dusseldorf to impress when you have excremental stories of epic proportions. Also: a Swedish lady insults Robert’s woman, baked eggs are baked ...more...

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Portland Sucks – 07/14/2011
Updated: 2011-07-14 17:45:35
Description: Episode 12: Robert gets his ass kicked at a Fred Meyer store in a most embarrassing manner…by a little old lady, Netflix re-redux and why journalists and analysts should just listen to our Podcast instead of bothering with stupid little …...more...

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Portland Sucks – 07/13/2011
Updated: 2011-07-13 17:59:49
Description: Episode 11: Robert announced the superstar concert event of the century, Dave Grohl is a superdouche, a restaurant bans children while Robert decides he wants to race them (children that is), Tacoma is desperately in need of better lawmaking, and ...more...

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Portland Sucks – 07/12/2011
Updated: 2011-07-12 18:17:13
Description: Episode 10: Two, two, TWO episodes in ONE! Almost. We gather the mistake from Monday that we’d thought we’d lost and tack it onto the beginning of today’s AWESOME episode w/Betsy – topics: Gray hair bias, Sabrina’s obses...more...

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Portland Sucks – 07/08/2011
Updated: 2011-07-08 17:00:15
Description: Episode 9: Step Mom and Real Dad show in Portland to debate the relative hotness of a Cubano Sandwich – and why wouldn’t they? Robert suggests the the cloaca is really the avian version of the Universal Serial Bus, and … Continue re...more...

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Portland Sucks – 07/07/2011
Updated: 2011-07-07 17:00:21
Description: Episode 8: Jay Mackin guests as we discuss such rousing topics as Stoners vs. Justice and The Law, why you shouldn’t #askobama for self-serving things you unemployed jackass, lots of rather yawn-inducing tech news, OMD is coming to town and ...more...

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Portland Sucks – 07/05/2011
Updated: 2011-07-05 17:00:38
Description: Episode 7: Announcing Robert’s new mobile app startup business venture type thing. Other topics include: all things fireworks including sex with expended fountains (yes, really), BoJack takes on Feds but backs down almost immediately, motorcycl...more...

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Portland Sucks – 07/04/2011
Updated: 2011-07-04 17:00:35
Description: Episode 6: Happy Independence Day… Robert is sick from toxic coastline bonfine fumes and understandably cranky. Topics include: Formspring and Google+ and why your opinions don’t matter, boys and their dogs and why they irritate, Farmers ...more...

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