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Valentine's Day Updated: 2012-02-12 23:41:27 Description: Tim gets a massage, we debate the merits of Valentine's Day in general, marrying your dog, "Single's Awareness Day", we give a newly engaged couple the most memorable Valentine's Day gift of their lives, Lyrical Analysis of The Beatles' "Drive My Car...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Stuffed Crust Pizza and Two Sad Men Updated: 2012-02-05 21:28:58 Description: This week, Tom's hungry and Tim is stricken with a mild case of Super Bowl Fever. We discuss the surprising difficulty of getting a stuffed crust pizza delivered, Tim's awkwardness when booking a massage appointment, an interesting conversation Tom h...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Groundhog Day Updated: 2012-01-30 04:28:34 Description: Tim goes to the Philharmonic, Groundhog's Day vs. Groundhog Day, equinoxes, learning facts through rhymes, Tom's S.A.D., Pennsylvanian dialects, disagreements about how interesting the Amish are, famous groundhogs, the Brian Doyle-Murray movie, NEW S...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Updated: 2012-01-23 01:18:20 Description: This week we discuss all things Facebook, including 4 types of annoying Facebook users, the long, emotional process of canceling your account and the inherent insincerity of the Facebook "Happy Birthday" message. The hot new segment "Mundane Bucket L...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Underwear Updated: 2012-01-16 01:46:50 Description: Underwear shopping, replacing underwear, a frank discussion about boxers, briefs and box-briefs, 24 hour a day websites, and an exciting new segment: The Mundane Bucket List....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Medicine Updated: 2012-01-09 04:39:16 Description: This week we discuss getting pity when you're sick, picking regular cold medicine over "extra strength" medicine, Tom's back problems, Tim's quest for Nyquil immunity and homeopathic remedies. This episode also includes a long segment from the recent...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD New Year's Resolutions Updated: 2012-01-02 06:27:49 Description: Inaccurate New Year's countdowns, Williamsburg turning into a war zone on New Year's Eve, literally running away from your problems, avoiding nursing homes, getting in shape for the new year and podcasting in a new language....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Kim Jong Il Updated: 2011-12-25 18:02:04 Description: This week, Tom is very enthusiastic about some good deeds he's performed and Tim is beaten down by a trip to the mall. Then we talk about Kim Jong Il's golfing prowess, dissect more claims made by the deceased crazy person, and Tom contemplates takin...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Christmas Songs Updated: 2011-12-19 00:55:51 Description: A frank discussion of what type of wine to bring to a holiday party, a genius idea for a make your own wine label store, plugs for live shows in New York City and London, and we count down the Top 10 Christmas Songs of all time while writing our own ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Santa Claus Updated: 2011-12-11 22:35:34 Description: This week we talk about Santa Claus! We discuss not letting your kids listen to this show, the history of Santa Claus, the times we each discovered a little secret about Santa, sending mail by burning it in a fireplace, eight legged horses and the lo...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD The SkyMall Holiday Gift Guide Updated: 2011-12-05 00:52:52 Description: Tom pulls an amateur laundry tipping move, Tim reminisces about The Real World San Francisco (again) and we go through the top gifts you can buy for any asshole on your list from the SkyMall catalogue....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD The Muppets Updated: 2011-11-27 23:00:00 Description: Tim and Tom discuss their upcoming NYC Live Show on December 30th and then get right into the Muppets. Topics include being afraid of Muppet enthusiasts, Tim's childhood fears of Muppets coming alive in his room, Tom's Jim Henson college stories, OJ ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Cranksgiving & Sleep No More Updated: 2011-11-21 01:36:35 Description: Tim rides a bike way further than his body was willing to take him in the name of charity and Tom attends the theater in this week's episode: Cranksgiving / Sleep No More. Sign up for a free 14 day trial and free audiobook download at http:audibletr...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Zooey Deschanel Updated: 2011-11-14 00:38:40 Description: This week we cover Tom's continuing Batman-related depression, tales of playground cowardice, the mistaken belief that Zooey Deschanel is attainable and irritatingly opportunistic crooners. We also tackle a New York Times article about a fool, receiv...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Marathons Updated: 2011-11-06 23:00:06 Description: This week we discuss Tim's new tell-all book, bringing your own bread to a deli, Tom losing out on the role of a lifetime in The Dark Knight Rises, setting up booby traps for marathon runners and we solve a young woman's problems with meeting men. S...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Listener Mail Updated: 2011-10-30 23:45:58 Description: This week we go through the millions of emails we receive from our loyal listeners. They ask us for advice, correct our many mistakes, provide more information on topics from previous episodes and give us slow cooker recipes. We also talk about annoy...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Halloween Spooktacular 2011 Updated: 2011-10-24 00:03:04 Description: Tom reviews the new Batman Arkham City, Batman Goggles, Tim's Homeschooling, sexy smock Halloween costumes, poisoned Halloween candy, celebrating Halloween as a responsible adult, a tragic Pepper the House Horse update, befriending bums and Tim's cal...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Zombies Updated: 2011-10-16 22:28:26 Description: Zombies! Zombies! Zombies! This week we talk about the all things zombies including The Walking Dead, World War Z, real life Haitian zombies and how we'd fare in the zombie apocalypse. And also: using this podcast as torture, overtipping jerk barista...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Steve Jobs Updated: 2011-10-12 02:47:03 Description: This week, Tom and Laugh-A-Minute Bill Barnaby pay tribute to Steve Jobs and celebrate his legacy. Also covered: KB Toys vs. Toys R Us, racist Commodore 64 games, prank calling the Home Shopping Network instead of going on spiritual journeys to India...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Hamburgers Updated: 2011-10-03 01:29:00 Description: Musings on Two and a Half Men, the importance of nice buns, the scam behind McDonald's Monopoly game, Tom's heartbreaking tale of childhood loneliness, Tim almost sacrifices his life for the best hamburger in NYC, plus we solve some problems with gir...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Ancient Aliens Updated: 2011-09-26 03:28:58 Description: Tales of rich lady pizzeria haggling, Tom willing to pay exorbitant prices for Back to the Future Nike Air Mags, selfish notions of wishing NYC was grittier, the Ark of the Covenant being a nuclear device, nuclear explosions thousands of years ago, A...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Jeopardy Updated: 2011-09-19 04:08:25 Description: This week we discuss a possible Jeopardy conspiracy, book festivals vs. comic book conventions, punching people in the back of the head and getting pantsed in Junior High. Also, we also discuss a particular type of a**hole we didn't realize existed u...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Back to School Updated: 2011-09-12 02:00:22 Description: It's Back to School time kids! This week we cover the types of products Amazon.com sells, old people with face tattoos, the cruelness of back to school marketing, moving to college, Trapper Keepers vs. iPads, Tom attempting to start a bar brawl and p...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Weddings Updated: 2011-09-04 21:06:39 Description: This week we talk about weddings and whatnot. We'll discuss how much cursing is acceptable in a best man toast, what to do if you forget the bride's name at a wedding, and why not to wear an $85 tuxedo to the next wedding you attend. Also, Tom dreams...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Hurricanes Updated: 2011-08-29 00:18:17 Description: Shredder technology, NYC Earthquake, local news reporters, drug tests, Sade Baderinwa is a compulsive liar, hipster hurricane survival, rats coming out of the toilets, Hog Island, government controlling the weather....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD The Kardashians Updated: 2011-08-21 22:00:00 Description: This week Tim and Tom struggle to keep up with the Kardashians, who generally confuse them more than anything else. Also, Tim desperately needs glasses but won't wear them because he got a bad haircut, Tom has a question about urinals, Tim makes the ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Last Minute Vacations Updated: 2011-08-14 22:41:25 Description: This week Tom mulls over where to go during his week of from the mill. Destinations considered include vigilantism in Pittsburgh, The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, Clooneying a North Carolinian Town, or staying in a capsule hotel in Tokyo. Chinese...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Museums Updated: 2011-08-08 04:09:55 Description: Prepare to get cultured this week! Tim and Tom discuss museums of all kinds, including several that don't exist but should. We also go over our recent NYC live show, and explain why it wasn't recorded (WHOOPS!). Also, we talk about hobos using librar...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD New York Yankees Updated: 2011-08-01 00:15:37 Description: Tim Accuses Tom of Being Bimbo, Playboy at the library, Zillions, Weird Legal Drugs, Tim Explains How The Show Works and Who The Yankees Are For Those Who Do Not Like Baseball, Literally Giving Your Life for Derek Jeter, Tim's Conversation with Bo...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Beating the Heat Updated: 2011-07-24 23:45:39 Description: It's a heat wave! Listen to Tim and Tom debate the merits of the heat index, talk about experiences with morons in pizza places and encourage everyone to bring an escort to the NYC Live Show on August 4th. Also, Tim & Tom Solve Your Problems, ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Planking Updated: 2011-07-17 22:25:35 Description: Netflix outrage, AT&T's futuristic creepy phone booths, the promise of Epcot Center, Grandfathering, Planking, Balconies, Owling, Tim Meets the World's Smallest Woman, Tom Insults Astronauts, Pat Sajak's Secret Agenda, Derek Jeter's Baseball Soup...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Swimming Pools Updated: 2011-07-11 04:00:00 Description: Who doesn't love swimming pools? Evildoers, that's who. This week, Tim and Tom discuss everybody's favorite summer pastime, sitting around in filthy pools of water. Tom talks about his many heroic saves as a lifeguard and Tim speaks about his rece...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Cults Updated: 2011-07-04 04:16:31 Description: This week we discuss: Boy Meets World Meets Cults, Tricking Tim into Joining a Cult,Technical Difficulties, Cargo Cults, Heaven's Gate Cult, Getting Your World Views from 4 Year Olds, Don't Listen to Star Trek, Alien Abduction Insurance, Drinking ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Summertime Part 1 Updated: 2011-06-27 04:11:32 Description: Tim and Tom share their thoughts on the hottest season of the year and debate whether adults should enjoy the summer. Also covered: buying children's clothes to take advantage of back to school sales, visiting Amish country, creating foreign alter-eg...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Canadian Travel Updated: 2011-06-19 22:39:00 Description: This week we talk about traveled 90 minutes and being in a completely different country than America! Also we go over the New York Live Show, Email Addresses with a space in them, Coconuts M&Ms, Peanut Allergies, Adventures at the M&M Store i...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Father's Day Updated: 2011-06-13 00:21:00 Description: Need to get your dad a last minute Father's Day gift? We'll give you some ideas, but first we talk about jet packs, hover bikes and how to pick up a famous journalist at a high school prom. Then it's off to Brookstone to sit in the fancy vibrating...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Zooey and The Berge Updated: 2011-06-06 04:58:19 Description: In this week's thrilling installment Tom discuses his early childhood detective career, a juggling update, the dangers of being hypnotized, a call to action for Zooey and The Berge, getting advice from t-shirts and Tim and Tom solve a paperboy's prob...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD BBQs Updated: 2011-05-30 04:11:41 Description: It's the unofficial start of summer, and we all know what that means: Backyard BBQ season has begun! Join Tim and Tom as they discuss the proper way to host a BBQ and talk about learning new magic tricks, the intricacies of reality shows nobody wa...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD The Rapture Updated: 2011-05-23 03:48:39 Description: A return to camping, the importance of Tom's watch, The Rapture, ponies on a train, scratch off lottery tickets, Tom's pro boon inventions for Starbucks and Burger King, another crack at the TCGTE theme song, and Tim and Tom solve a follow up inquiry...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD International Travel Updated: 2011-05-17 03:42:01 Description: Fresh off a trip to London to do a couple of live shows, we recount some of the finer points of international travel. Topics include ordering middle of the night meatball sandwiches, the importance of protecting your valuables, solving historical ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Bigfoot Updated: 2011-05-09 02:18:00 Description: This week Tim's tired and Tom's defensive about Back to the Future 3. We also discuss the various forms of bear entertainment, cryptozoology, 70s cartoons, extreme living, breeding big feet, raising monkids, The Real World San Francisco, Little Big F...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD The Royal Wedding Updated: 2011-05-01 17:12:32 Description: This week, we discuss the topic everyone is sick of, The Royal Wedding. Did you hear about this? Did you read about this in the news? We also talk about eating Cadbury Creme Eggs while drunk and legitimate news reports about Superman and we solve lis...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Breaking Up Updated: 2011-04-26 03:14:17 Description: Breaking up is hard sometimes, but we do our best to let you down easy this week with our discussions of harebrains, literal baby cakes, real monsters, how good of swimmers we are and easy ways to break up with someone else. We also tear down New Yor...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Dating: The Art of Seduction Updated: 2011-04-17 20:31:27 Description: In the third part of our acclaimed "Dating" series, we take a look at the "seduction community" and strange process in which some people try to woo members of the opposite sex. We also talk about chivalry in modern times, and cover "the bases" for th...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Loch Ness Monster Updated: 2011-04-10 23:49:47 Description: We begin our "The Complete Guide to Everything: Myths and Legends" series off with a bang, gunning for public enemy number 1: The Loch Ness Monster. Also, Tom submits his evolutionary thesis concerning unattractive people and fetishists....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Candy Updated: 2011-04-04 01:37:28 Description: Hey! You like candy? Of course you do! This week we discuss different types of candy, teen clothing stores, a legitimately sad news story, Rebecca Black and the reason why women find George Clooney so damn attractive. Also Tim & Tom solve a reade...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Kitchen Nightmares Updated: 2011-03-27 19:26:38 Description: A quick update on the trials and tribulations of Tom getting coffee, Tim discusses wasting his life away all because of Gordon Ramsay, a psychological exploration into the minds of patrons to restaraunts featured on Kitchen Nightmares. Also we talk a...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD HaircutCast Part 2 Updated: 2011-03-20 23:07:29 Description: In this episode we discuss the upcoming TCGTE live show in London and all the wonderful, amazing things that will happen there. Then we get down to business and talk about the hot topic everyone is dying to hear about: getting a haircut. We also giv...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD iPad 2 Updated: 2011-03-13 21:00:00 Description: Personal space while trying to get coffee, waiting in line drunk for an iPad 2, learning about sex first hand at Northwestern University, not learning about sex at all at Brigham Young University and we solve a problem involving a horse....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Daytime TV Updated: 2011-03-08 05:07:00 Description: Inspired by Tim's weeklong bout with the flu in which he did little more than watch daytime television non-stop in a feverish haze, Tom and Tim discuss the sorry state of TV programming that most normal people do not watch. We also cover Tom's recent...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 90s Rock Updated: 2011-02-27 20:43:38 Description: Hey guys, remember the 90s? We sure do, and in this episode we talk about 90s rock music. We discuss an encounter with Lisa Loeb that proves she is the nicest person in history, rock stars that we wish we had as aunts, the bizarre popularity of the ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Gambling Updated: 2011-02-21 00:39:46 Description: Who likes gambling? In this episode we give you all the tips on how to win it big at the casino. But that's not all. We'll also give you tips on not falling for Tim's shoes before pants Inception, explain how cans work, and give you some real advice ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD News Roundup - February 2011 Updated: 2011-02-13 21:57:30 Description: This week we catch you up on what's been in the news lately. And, boy oh boy, has there been a lot in the news. We discuss the gone-too-soon Jack LaLanne, social networking revolutions, muscle-bound hipsters, apprehension regarding the new Muppet mo...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Valentine's Day Updated: 2011-02-06 21:14:20 Description: A very special all Tim & Tom Solve Your Romance Problems episode this week, just in time for Valentine's Day. Don't give up on your love life until you've tried Tim & Tom's advice for love. With solutions ranging from lying about patents you...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD The Superbowl Updated: 2011-01-31 00:04:04 Description: In this episode we tell you everything you need to know about the big football game. Also, we improve on some well-known catchphrases, talk about the various other "bowl" games, discuss Taco Bell meat, Maxim magazine and other stuff dudes talk about...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Game Shows (Present Day) Updated: 2011-01-23 23:26:00 Description: This week Tim eats too much candy, we talk about getting dogs drunk and making them work in stores, Starbucks new size is addressed as well as topless men at Hollister. Then we move onto modern game shows, namely Who Wants to be a Millionaire?, creep...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD News Roundup - January 2011 Updated: 2011-01-17 01:40:00 Description: Stop reading newspapers and watching television, we have all the news you need to know right here. This week we cover the changing of the astrological signs, the Verizon iPhone and a whole lot about Macauley Culkin. What else could you possibly need ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Disney Updated: 2011-01-09 23:48:00 Description: In this family friendly, squeaky clean episode we talk all things Disney. Well all things Disney that aren't the theme parks since we did that already. Topics discussed include all the birds dying lately, freezing yourself, the new Ted Williams and t...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 2010 In Review and 2011 Predictions Updated: 2011-01-02 22:17:00 Description: In this episode we discuss the biggest stories in the world in 2010 and make predictions for 2011. We discuss putting cats in garbage bins, the Emmy death montage, circus triathalons and the blessed union of two people we don’t like. Also, who ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Video Games Updated: 2010-12-26 23:37:00 Description: Discussion of the Mythical Lost Episode Using Drinking in Middle School as an Excuse Personal Christmas Gifts Christmas Car Commercials, Football and Hobos Starbucks and Homeless Old Women Tom Likes Video Games and Julia Roberts First Video Game Expe...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Coffee Updated: 2010-12-20 00:08:00 Description: Pour yourself a hot cup of joe and listen to this episode in which we discuss all types of coffee and the culture surrounding it, but mostly just complain about one specific employee at one coffee shop. Also, we talk about Paul McCartney not being ab...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Holiday Movies Updated: 2010-12-12 23:54:00 Description: Dog Music, Spencer's Gifts 2010, Tom's War on Christmas, The Home Alone Quadrilogy, A Christmas Story, Michael Keaton's Jack Frost, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure, The Adventures of Randy Quaid and the Hollyw...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Airport Security Updated: 2010-11-28 16:59:00 Description: Janitors Milk The New Theme Song "Enhanced" Consulting for the TSA Tim and Tom Solve Your Problems: Are We Your Friends? Types of Philes Two Timing A Juggalo's Response Illustrations by Natalie Al-Tahhan. Check out her work at Flailing With Ink....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Harry Potter Updated: 2010-11-21 17:23:17 Description: We discuss the global phenomenon that is Harry Potter, so naturally the conversation turns to Richie Rich and Archie comics. Also, the debut of a potential new theme song!...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Dating (Part 2) Updated: 2010-11-14 23:32:50 Description: A topic so extensive that it could not be contained to a single episode! This week Tim and Tom go over the rules of DarwinDating.com in "Does it Pass the Mustard?", speculate on the rules of speed dating, offend Matthew Broderick in a number of ways,...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Dating (Part 1) Updated: 2010-11-07 21:22:15 Description: Looking for love? You've come to the right place! This week we discuss dating and love and whatnot. From 80s video dating to niche online dating services for weird people, we cover it all and give you all the information you need to get to third base...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Video Stores Updated: 2010-10-31 22:31:13 Description: Learning England is not still in the 1980s 1980s Social Networking Burritos TV's Unsolved Mysteries Three Men and a Baby Ghost The Back Room of the Video Store Overt Perverts Time Travelers Ruining Tom's Credit Steve Guttenberg Gets Called Out A Perv...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Breakfast Updated: 2010-10-24 16:32:25 Description: In this episode we discuss the most depressing television shows in history, Tom's potential untimely demise in London, a cereal box that angered Tim and answer some listener mail. Also, some stuff about breakfast. Illustrations by Natalie Al-Tahhan. ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Public Services (Or An Excuse to Talk About Poop) Updated: 2010-10-17 19:26:29 Description: TCGTE London Tim considers coming to England Tim intimidates for money How to Write Compelling Show Titles Paying Your Taxes is for Grown Ups Aristocratic Old Money Women at FAO Schwarz "You're Awful" Corn How the government works Hipsters' Ideas Abo...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Department of Motor Vehicles Updated: 2010-10-11 06:03:16 Description: Hate waiting in line at the DMV? We come up with solutions to the Department of Motor Vehicle's woes in this episode. Also, we talk about lucid dreaming, college football games and the fact that the two hosts of this program hate each other. Also, le...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD The Internet Updated: 2010-10-03 22:35:48 Description: Call to action for billionaires Million dollar bills Tim weighs his options Tom's coming to London The Business of Bloopers YouTube Killed The America's Funniest Home Videos Star Our Pal "Randy" Becomes an Unexpected Famous Internet Asshole The Socia...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Celebrity Updated: 2010-09-26 19:54:23 Description: In this episode, two non-celebrities talk at length about the nature of celebrity. In a Freaky Friday-esque twist, minds are blown as Tom and Tim seemingly completely change personalities when arguing about Justin Bieber or Joaquin Phoenix or somethi...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Shopping Updated: 2010-09-19 20:27:55 Description: Tim comes down with an acute case of Mall Madness. Also we discuss pizzerias, Tom's love of novelty foods, various Nickelodeon game shows, Julia Roberts, the upcoming London meet-up and more!...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD IKEA Updated: 2010-09-12 22:54:29 Description: In this week's episode we talk about everybody's favorite Swedish assemble-it-yourself furniture retailer, IKEA. We also discuss parents that refuse to be boring grown-ups, ErnestFest, a TCGTE dance-a-thon and mailing people envelopes full of hair. W...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Sleuthing Updated: 2010-09-06 14:02:51 Description: In this special edition episode of The Complete Guide to Everything, Tim and Tom try to crack the case of the Backpack Bandit. Showing their ability to multitask and solve multiple cases at once, they then take on the case of the U-Haul Truck Trickst...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Facial Hair Updated: 2010-08-29 17:01:57 Description: In this week's episode we cover the often-requested topic of facial hair. Listen and learn as we discuss everything you need to know about maintaining a beard /mustache or keeping your face silky smooth. We also discuss: - dwarves dressing up like Yo...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Juggalo Culture Updated: 2010-08-22 17:34:39 Description: We discuss the harrowing events of The Gathering of the Juggalos 2010, also: Twenty-Somethings are the new Teenagers Tim Goes Back to High School Living in Tree Houses Disney World Perverts Update Friends with Benefits (Pools and Kids) Boatlife Water...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Healthy Eating Updated: 2010-08-15 17:12:55 Description: Feeling fat? Are your hands constantly greasy from all the fried foods you're always eating? Let Tim and Tom guide you through the healthiest diets out there today. Also covered: swinger cruises, making friends as an adult and the fact that your life...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD DisneyWorld Updated: 2010-08-08 22:29:53 Description: In this episode we discuss traveling to the Walt Disney World Resort in Orlando, Florida, the perfect place for family fun!!! We also discuss: - Clean versions of ODB albums - Surviving water parks - Horses on planes - Flirting with Snow White...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Air Travel Updated: 2010-08-01 15:00:30 Description: Dunces Tim's Tips to Beat the Heat 80 Stand-Up Comedy Dealing with Celebrities on Planes Surviving a Plane Crash Basing Your Life on Sex and the City Angela Lansbury: Babe of the Week The Mile High Club or Having Sex in a Tiny Public Bathroom Tim and...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD The UK with Dave Hill Updated: 2010-07-25 19:46:22 Description: This week we welcome comedian, writer, musician and United Kingdom expert Dave Hill to the show. He teaches us about sports, ladies, using The Secret to get what you want, and other things too numerous to get into. He also joins us to solve listener ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD UFOs and Aliens Updated: 2010-07-18 16:54:08 Description: Concered about the possibility of an alien attack? Educate yourself about all things alien by listening to this week’s episode. Also: Tom becomes a brewmaster, we have a frank discussion about ALF, we tell tales of brewery tours, question the menta...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Being a Man Updated: 2010-07-11 16:37:57 Description: LeBron James Passes on Our Offer NBA Talk Running in 102 Degree Heat Sexy Librarians Don't Drink Drano Making Your Own Alcohol/Poison Cooking Tips Talkative Teenagers at Auto Parts Stores New Segment! One Time Time Travel...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD An Unfortunate Encounter and More Michael Jackson Updated: 2010-07-04 12:44:51 Description: At the end of last week’s episode, we were left with a heart-pounding cliffhanger as Tim walked out and claimed to leave the show for good. On this week’s episode we find out if Tom is destined to do The Complete Guide to Everything in solitude e...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Summer Updated: 2010-06-27 17:04:38 Description: Paninis and Smashed Potatoes Ice Cream for Breakfast The Ice Cream man: Pervert or Genius? Uncomfortable at the Beach Sunning in Your Underpants Nude Beaches Summer School for Woodshop C+C Music Factory Humiliation T&T Solve Your Problems: Kids o...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD World Cup Updated: 2010-06-20 13:43:37 Description: In this episode we discuss all things World Cup related, including: - Elementary school sports - Bringing a baby to a bar - Hipsters trying to be worldly - Kim Jong Il - The American Civil War Comics courtesy of Natalie Al-Tahhan. Check out more of h...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Winning the Lottery Updated: 2010-06-13 18:29:54 Description: Have you ever wanted to win the lottery? Well, in this episode we tell you how to! Not really, but we do discuss excellent ways to spend your lottery winnings. Comics courtesy of Natalie Al-Tahhan. Check out more of her work at her internet website....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD News Roundup Updated: 2010-06-06 16:13:57 Description: This week we discuss some big stories in the news, and Tom talks about a strangely depressing dream he had. - Samurai Sword Porn Star - Guatemalan sinkholes! - What is the Silver Surfer's deal? - There is apparently some sort of oil leak - Shaving th...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Marketing to Kids and Ripping Out Hearts Updated: 2010-05-30 18:11:47 Description: John Stamos cancels again Memorial Day Kids are rude Product Brainstorming for ripping off kids (Silly Bandz) Giving directions when you don't know directions Ripping your friend's heart out while on shrooms (Link) T&T Take Your Call: What happen...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Camping Updated: 2010-05-23 13:12:52 Description: In this episode we recount a recent camping trip and share what we've learned. We also discuss: - An excellent trick idea for street magicians - Selling mugs for surly office workers - Walmart sells machetes for $6.88!! - A very long conversation abo...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD The Hobo Code Updated: 2010-05-16 19:22:06 Description: TCGTE tells all about hobo secrets and more. Information that may one day very well save your life. Including: Tim is energized! Acting is tiring Conspiracy theories about the phone company Tom is drunk with Starbucks power The Hobo Code The Hobo Eth...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Tom Hanks Is My Bartender Updated: 2010-05-09 21:39:07 Description: On this episode, all roads lead us to Tom Hanks. Also: - Ringo Starr judging county fair contests - Times Square terrorism - Tom's favorite museum, Ripley's Believe it or Not - A big bug shuts down production for a few minutes - British people think ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Facebook, Death and Fast Food Updated: 2010-05-02 13:54:49 Description: Fast Food Update Don't Talk About Tom on Facebook After He's Dead Faking Our Own Deaths Starting Your Own Beverage Company Frankenfish Arizona is Giving Out Free Trips to Mexico Drinks for Teenage Dirtbags Camping Burger King Brunch Sex and the City ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Girl Problems Updated: 2010-04-25 15:52:58 Description: In this episode we offer advice to females who have written to us with their problems. You know, because they trust us. We also talk about: - Little kids vs. Coffee tables - Disturbing Masters of the Universe beach towels - Interacting with overenthu...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD The Complete Guide to Bars Updated: 2010-04-18 19:00:25 Description: In this episode we discuss bars, pubs and the goings-on inside these establishments. Topics include: Getting a bartender's attention Adventures waiting on bathroom lines Illicit drug use in bar restrooms Tom's tips for girls interested in flirting at...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD The Complete Guide to Nothing in Particular Updated: 2010-04-11 23:02:22 Description: In this episode we talk and talk and talk. Topics include Tiger Woods, Crystal Pepsi, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and LeBron James teaming up to make Tim feel old, Tom's continued hatred of those less fortunate than him and the hit movie The Roc...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Teen Idols (Biebermania Edition) Updated: 2010-04-04 17:12:56 Description: The guys come down with a bad case of Biebermania, for which the only cure is more Beiber. Also... April Fools Day! The Legality of Taking a Cop's Gun as a Joke Parents of Teenagers Old Man Walmart Vigilantism NJ Woman Striving to Become World's Fatt...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Chat Roulette Updated: 2010-03-28 22:55:34 Description: In this week's episode, Tom and Tim explore the phenomenon that is Chat Roulette. Sponsor: Get a FREE audiobook and 14-day trial today by signing up at audiblepodcast.com/tcgte! Also discussed: - More about haircuts - 80s Saxaphone Hits - A listener ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD St. Patrick’s Day (HaircutCast Edition) Updated: 2010-03-21 16:22:44 Description: Tim and Tom discuss all things Irish, recount tales of screwing up interviews for minimum wage jobs and then talk about haircuts for seriously like 20 minutes. Tom insults all of Ireland Baby bars Repairing US - Irish Relations Drunk, Lazy Mailmen St...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Tom’s Big Week, or “The Monday Morning Grindcast” Updated: 2010-03-14 18:32:45 Description: In this episode, Tom is reinvigorated by a particularly exciting week filled with unbelievable adventures. Sponsor: Get a FREE audiobook and 14-day trial today by signing up at audiblepodcast.com/tcgte ! Also discussed: - Adventures in unfamiliar Sta...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD The Bachelor Updated: 2010-03-08 01:26:50 Description: In this episode Tom and Tim discuss the hit reality show 'The Bachelor', America's favorite sex-free 20 hour porn movie. Also discussed... Olympic Fever Finally Subsides Tom's Strong Opinions on The Bachelor Pooping Your Way Into Show Business Tim an...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Cruises Updated: 2010-02-28 14:20:08 Description: In this episode we talk about cruises, and Tom shares anecdotes from his recent vacation on board a luxury cruise. Also: - the arduous process of recording a weekly podcast - the perils of fame - jumping overboard is not a good idea - treating limo d...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Mass Transit Updated: 2010-02-21 18:33:50 Description: In this episode we cover the mass transit system. Topics include: * TCGTE on location * Bus smarts * Bus Studies/Bust Studies * Buses driven by children * Throwing up on hambones * Wearing velcro shoes and maternity jeans * TV's Clark Kent invented t...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Winter Olympics (Super Late Updated Version) Updated: 2010-02-18 20:18:14 Description: *Please excuse the lateness of this episode. Tim's not so smart when it comes to the internet. Next episode will be up at the regular time. In this very special 2010 Winter Olympic preview episode, Tom tries to keep Tim's Olympic Fever in check while...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD The Grammy Awards Updated: 2010-02-07 23:41:29 Description: In this one we mostly just complain like old men about the state of pop music today. Lady Gaga Taylor Swift Pink Black Eyed Peas Michael Jackson With a special appearance by Jedward. We also answer advice and give updates about how great our advice h...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Lost Updated: 2010-01-31 15:09:05 Description: Tim's Confused Translating Lost to Other Languages The X-Files and Terminators Tim's Too Poor for a DVR Heroes We Speculate the Big Final Reveal Why They Keep Kate Around How We'll Boost the Ratings Stub Seasons Adam Has Dinner with Dr. Jack Shepard...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Diets Updated: 2010-01-24 15:51:04 Description: Our obese listeners Long haired hippie girls riding horses Gross diet pills Bikinis with diapers built in Clammy pervert hands Dee Snider at Starbucks Terrible impulses Illicit bathroom activities The Gauntlet Special celebrity ghost...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Fast Food Updated: 2010-01-17 16:58:28 Description: Tim wins TCGTE's #1 fan contest Method podcasting White Castle destroys us Tim eats too much candy The Stepford A&W Employees KFC's Secrets Recipe (Hint: It's racism) Where's the Beef Lady Strikes Out on Her Own Free Marketing Idea: Haunted Wendy...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Being Sick Updated: 2010-01-10 16:08:59 Description: This week: Tom is sick and complains about it Neti pots English as a second language Americans using slang from other countries New Year's Eve drum solo TCGTE sitar and didgeridoo episodes Buying pseudoephedrine Time travel art fraud Naked lady art c...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 2010 (or, Twenty-Ben: The Year of the Milkernet) Updated: 2010-01-03 18:08:33 Description: In this episode, stuff happens: Tom talks like Oprah Charles Shultz was a jerk Going out Thelma and Louise style Big plans for TCGTE!! Back to the Future 2 Becoming Reality Awful 80s Nostalgia Creepy Japanese Robots Society's unfair treatment of Ben ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Year in Review: 2009 Updated: 2009-12-28 00:46:47 Description: In this episode: 2009: A Landmark Year for Podcasting Auditing our finances The Beginning of TCGTE as Michael Jackson's Legacy Sitcom Porn Porn Rage Against the Machine #1 in the UK 9 Year Olds Don't Know Anything Teenagers Love Celebrities Books Rat...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Christmas (or, “How Cute Are These Boots?”) Updated: 2009-12-20 13:17:49 Description: On this week's yuletide-themed episode, we decide we know too little about Hanukkah to say anything about it so we discuss boring advent calendars, hypnotic Gap commercials, adults getting gifts from their parents, kids being jerks on Christmas morni...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 90′s Sitcoms: TGIF Edition Updated: 2009-12-13 17:19:58 Description: On this episode we celebrate ABC's 90s Friday night sitcom lineup known as TGIF. We cover Full House, a very special episode of Diff'rent Strokes, why the movie Big is unrealistic, Tom Hanks vs. Amazon.com, TGIF poison Stacy Keenan, the snappy writin...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Hodge Podge Updated: 2009-12-06 16:25:34 Description: In this super-sized episode of TCGTE we discuss: Tom's college thesis on Mr. Rogers Why Tim and Tom should not have graduated from college Making reservations at public restrooms Dance-fighting with meth addicts Awful Starbucks employees Dance-fighti...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Life on the Road Updated: 2009-11-29 22:05:33 Description: Buggles, Greatest Hits, Whiskey, Buying Alcohol for Kids, Farms, Chattanooga Hipsterbones, Tim Meets a Pimp and the World's Greatest Liar, Crushing Dreams, Racists Who Mow the Lawn in Lady's Underwear, 900 Numbers that Make You Cry, Caught Listening ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD The Best of Everything Updated: 2009-11-22 12:56:44 Description: GREATEST HITS EPISODE! Featuring: Baby Boomers (The Beatles) CD Drive Prank (Freshman Year) Midget Sighting (NYC) Teenagers (Weird Al) Book of World Records for Kids (Fall TV) Nasty Latinas (North Korea) Upper Decker (Bathroom Etiquette) Werewolf Dia...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Arnold Schwarzenegger Updated: 2009-11-15 17:08:36 Description: Meinhardt Schwarzenegger, Last Action Hero, Batman and Robin, Mr. Crisp, Twins, Old Robots, The Most Amazing Movie Ever Made, Aliens vs. Predators, Tom proposes a new electronic device for just watching Arnold movies and Tom reviews Planet Hollywood....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD College: Sophomore Year Updated: 2009-11-07 19:19:12 Description: Fraternities, Tom's terrible RA work, blaming everything on 9/11, Tim's work as a maid, and scamming free pizza from the FBI. Also: when its acceptable to smash someone else's television and how to get beat up by one of the Foo Fighters....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Baseball Updated: 2009-11-01 20:49:32 Description: Baseball been berry, berry good to us....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Halloween Updated: 2009-10-25 20:22:26 Description: In this terrifying installment of TCGTE, we talk about ghosts and ghouls and skeletons and werewolves. We also discuss king size candy bars and try to figure out just what the hell nougat is. But that's not all! Listen to the end when we reveal what ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Hip Hop Updated: 2009-10-18 17:18:02 Description: The frequently asked for Complete Guide to Hip Hop with special guest Algernon! In this episode we also discuss: Balloon Boy, When is it ok to call a woman a girl?, Jay-Z, Brian Wilson's rap career, Wu-Tang, Shitty Teenage Jobs, Thanksgiving (USA!), ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Bathroom Etiquette Updated: 2009-10-11 15:37:39 Description: We answer your burning questions about today's most important issues: peeing and pooping. UPDATE: keithmurphy in our new forums does some legwork and digs up the absolutely terrifying 20/20 segment about exorcisms from the early 90′s that we me...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Colon Health and Final Destination Updated: 2009-10-04 19:53:00 Description: Some frank discussion about putting tubes up your butt, dentists with TVs, the introduction of "The Gauntlet" and of course Final Destination 3D....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Drunk Presidents and Nicolas Cage Updated: 2009-09-27 18:36:22 Description: Boris Yelsten drunk in his underwear at the White House, George W. scaring prisoners straight, Johnny Cash and Mr. Ed, Tom meets Nicholas Cage and listener suggestions!...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Twilight Updated: 2009-09-20 16:00:39 Description: The first in a series of "Stuff We Hate But Know Absolutely Nothing About". TCGTE takes a bullet for you and watches Twilight in its entirety so we can then deliver you everything you need to know about it at your next cocktail party/water cooler sho...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Fall TV Updated: 2009-09-14 14:43:29 Description: TCGTE's 42nd annual Fall TV preview show! We discuss all your soon-to-be favorite new shows! Shows that are blatant movie rip-offs, shows that are about detectives, shows about MILFs, they're all here!...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Superheroes or: Why Isn’t There a Real Batman? Updated: 2009-09-03 00:03:37 Description: Real life superheroes, Michael Jackson lives and where the hell are my stickers? Real life superheroes, Michael Jackson lives and where the hell are my stickers?...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD |
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