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1534: I Will Always Love You Updated: 2012-02-13 21:00:00 Description: "I need someone to help me steal a baby."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1533: Tales of a Struggling Cult Leader Updated: 2012-02-10 21:00:00 Description: "This right here [CLICK] is my .45."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1532: Is It Semen? Updated: 2012-02-09 21:00:00 Description: "Here's a cow's asshole. You're not recording this, are you?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1531: Veto This Bill Updated: 2012-02-08 19:00:00 Description: "Two garbage guys came by and tried to bang that baby out."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1530: Hulk Type Updated: 2012-02-07 21:00:00 Description: "My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1529: Double Platinum Updated: 2012-02-06 21:00:00 Description: "Guess if I'm smiling or crying."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1528: Social Contract Updated: 2012-02-03 21:00:00 Description: "My dad walked in on me masturbating."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1527: Take My Time Updated: 2012-02-01 18:00:00 Description: "I don't know that we legally are in that apartment, to be honest."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1526: Anything for a Woman Updated: 2012-01-31 21:00:00 Description: "I'm done, like, y'know, bein' the Mr. Nice Guy."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1525: Fucking Michal Updated: 2012-01-30 19:00:00 Description: "We have 30, 40 people me and my girlfriend have to fuck!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1524: On the Horse Updated: 2012-01-27 21:00:00 Description: "here are the facts I went in raw, but I didn't nut and she was on the shot. so how she have a baby I know pre cum."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1523: Corner Donkey Updated: 2012-01-26 21:00:00 Description: "GIMME MY BIKE!!!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1522: Baung Baung Baung Updated: 2012-01-25 19:00:00 Description: "Dink dink dink dink."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1521: #McDStories Updated: 2012-01-23 21:00:00 Description: "I feel like this is the worst thing in the whole world, and nothing has ever felt this bad before."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1520: Touche Updated: 2012-01-20 21:00:00 Description: "He doesn't necessarily know he's half-raping you, right?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1519: Better Than Keith Updated: 2012-01-19 21:00:00 Description: "This got a lot more awkward than I was expecting."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1518: Going Down Updated: 2012-01-18 19:00:00 Description: "Fuck. Cunt. Shit. Motherfucker. I'm gonna rape you."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1517: Realty Bites Updated: 2012-01-17 21:00:00 Description: "I'm not coming to your stupid party!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1516: War Games Updated: 2012-01-13 21:00:00 Description: "Don't kill anybody that you wouldn't piss on. That's been my rule since I was 12."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1515: Siri Updated: 2012-01-12 21:00:00 Description: "No one deserved that. I apologize."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1514: Google Me Updated: 2012-01-11 19:00:00 Description: "Oh my God! Who's gonna do something?!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1513: Whose Line Is It Anyway? Updated: 2012-01-10 21:00:00 Description: "My girlfriend needs an abortion."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1512: Shocking! Updated: 2012-01-09 21:00:00 Description: "Fuck you both. I'm outta here."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1511: 4th Annual KATGuh Award Winners Updated: 2012-01-06 21:00:00 Description: "As we're talking I'm like: What if I just licked your face?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1510: 2012 Updated: 2012-01-06 00:00:00 Description: "You can tell by my twat."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1509: 4th Annual KATGuh Awards Updated: 2011-12-16 23:00:00 Description: "I know now it's like I'm stuffing the ballet, and it's almost not fair, but..."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1508: Angela's Ashes Updated: 2011-12-15 21:00:00 Description: "I win! Happy Christmas everybody!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1507: How Do You Feel About That? Updated: 2011-12-14 19:00:00 Description: "And by the way, you were an ungrateful kid!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1506: PG-13 Updated: 2011-12-13 21:00:00 Description: "Well I don't know this bitch you have for a kid!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1505: In Your Facebook Updated: 2011-12-12 20:00:00 Description: "He ended up, of course, jumping off a bridge and killing himself."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1504: What About Keith? Updated: 2011-12-09 21:00:00 Description: "Keep it there! Keep your dick lodged in his asshole!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1503: The Help Updated: 2011-12-08 21:00:00 Description: "I want the sex now."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1502: Bloop Updated: 2011-12-07 19:00:00 Description: "You ready to straw dog a bitch?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1501: The One After 1500 Updated: 2011-12-06 21:00:00 Description: "The superhero I wanted to be was Batman. Not because of the gadgets; I just wanted my fuckin' parents dead."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1500: It's So You Updated: 2011-12-05 21:00:00 Description: "She said, 'Go, just don't have fun.'"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1499: Birthday Sex Updated: 2011-12-02 01:30:00 Description: "Mom, turn it off now."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1498: Since Time Vegan Updated: 2011-11-30 19:00:00 Description: "I'm the best! Fuck you!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1497: The Hustlers Club Updated: 2011-11-29 21:00:00 Description: "I think you have to push her off a you!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1496: Thinking Ahead Updated: 2011-11-28 21:00:00 Description: "You’re trying to piss him off! Are you not trying to piss – what are you trying to do?!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1495: The Loopdy-Doos Updated: 2011-11-16 19:00:00 Description: "I was hit with a baton on the leg and pepper-sprayed simultaneously."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1494: Horsing Around Updated: 2011-11-15 21:00:00 Description: "I shouldn't have showered with those kids."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1493: Love & Marriage Updated: 2011-11-14 21:00:00 Description: "It's very hard to believe this."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1492: State Penn Updated: 2011-11-10 18:30:00 Description: "There was some horsing around going on in the showers."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1491: Guy Code Updated: 2011-11-09 19:30:00 Description: "You will hear from my attorney."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1490: Making Good Impressions Updated: 2011-11-08 20:00:00 Description: "I'm here because I believe in R.A.P.E. - Reaction Against Predatory Enemies."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1489: And With Your Spirit Updated: 2011-11-08 01:00:00 Description: "I really wanted to go down. I was gonna cum on everybody that ran past me."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1488: Life & Style Updated: 2011-11-04 20:00:00 Description: "Do I get paid if I fuckin' hit this guy?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1487: Hate The Game Updated: 2011-11-03 20:00:00 Description: "I know you're very upset because I hurt your feelings, but..."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1486: God's Plan Updated: 2011-10-31 18:00:00 Description: "Let me out, or I'm gonna open this raft."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1485: Holey Frack Updated: 2011-10-28 20:00:00 Description: "I got dizzy from rolling my eyes in their face!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1484: Handle with Care Updated: 2011-10-26 22:30:00 Description: "It's cutthroat! It is cutthroat backstage!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1483: Battlefield Updated: 2011-10-25 20:00:00 Description: "I looked at the first guy, and I go, 'I will burn this whole fuckin' place down.'"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1482: Rage Updated: 2011-10-22 01:00:00 Description: "It's your fault, and fuck you!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1481: Change Updated: 2011-10-20 20:00:00 Description: "Now you can fuck my mom."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1480: Poon Updated: 2011-10-19 19:00:00 Description: "I'm not looking at you guys like you're crazy. I'm looking at you like you're sad."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1479: Blastemy: The Legend of Barry Sobel Updated: 2011-10-18 20:00:00 Description: "I pity the fool that won't suck my dick!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1478: Bodily Dysfunctions Updated: 2011-10-17 20:00:00 Description: "I fuck my girlfriend for miles, if you think about it."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1477: The Human Centipede 2 Updated: 2011-10-13 20:00:00 Description: "Ugh, the zillion-dollar question."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1476: Tears for Fears Updated: 2011-10-12 18:00:00 Description: "Can you stop trusting me? My heart can't handle it!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1475: Easy Breezy, Smoove Move and The Girl Updated: 2011-10-11 20:00:00 Description: "You throw your booze on a bitch, man, shit - get the fuck out."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1474: PANIC! Updated: 2011-10-06 20:00:00 Description: "Why you looking at my flap?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1473: The Economics of Comedy Updated: 2011-10-05 20:00:00 Description: "I'm outta here. Fuck this."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1472: On the Rebound Updated: 2011-10-04 20:00:00 Description: "Mother always peed with the door open."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1471: Ted's American Dream? Updated: 2011-10-03 20:00:00 Description: "I think it would've been better if I was passed out."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1470: Breaking Bad Updated: 2011-09-30 20:00:00 Description: "That's another reason that, that we were hesitant to talk about it. It's fucking embarrasing."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1469: A Nut Too Many Updated: 2011-09-29 20:00:00 Description: "Listen, I think I would know what you do in your sleep better than you, because I’m awake."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1468: Sheer Heart Attack Updated: 2011-09-28 20:00:00 Description: "Thank you, Dr. Malley, for conducting this vital research!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1467: Pray No More Updated: 2011-09-27 20:00:00 Description: "I saved your life? Well stop wasting mine."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1465: Chicken Kiev Updated: 2011-09-23 20:00:00 Description: "Every roommate I ever had: I had a plan devised on how I'd beat them up."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1464: Missing You Updated: 2011-09-22 20:00:00 Description: "Kat was great and may I say Keith great job on that one Ace TEN. Makes me want to steal one of my Friends girls."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1463: Cleanup Time Updated: 2011-09-20 17:00:00 Description: "Who cares if they think we're racist. Just go!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1462: The Parent Trap Updated: 2011-09-14 18:00:00 Description: "To you, dancing is putting your dick between someone’s ass cheeks. You’re dancing now. Now you’re a dancer."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1461: Know Your Audience Updated: 2011-09-13 20:00:00 Description: "Fuck you! Now I'm writin' your jokes. Go fuck yourself!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1460: Elvis Lives Updated: 2011-09-12 17:00:00 Description: "Get a tattoo, and quit fuckin' cryin'."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1459: Call It! Updated: 2011-09-09 20:00:00 Description: "My pussy is not a stack of cash!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1458: The Roast Master Updated: 2011-09-08 20:00:00 Description: "I had to keep reminding myself what a fuckin' douche he was."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1457: True Science Updated: 2011-09-07 18:00:00 Description: "He might need to die."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD WHERE ARE KATG SHOWS Updated: 2011-09-07 04:00:00 Description: KATG.com/VIP...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1456: The Hydrangea Updated: 2011-09-06 20:00:00 Description: "I had a stick, so, of course, y'know, I pick up the underwear to see the damage done. And there is damage I've never seen."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1455: The French Art of Sexual Love Updated: 2011-09-01 17:00:00 Description: "It's time to get your shit together."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1454: Double Standard Updated: 2011-08-31 18:00:00 Description: "I can't be bad after I put that dick in the place of my pussy ga ga Goh-OH!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1453: The Difficult Brown Updated: 2011-08-30 20:00:00 Description: "The jury heard my point. Withdrawn."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1452: Survival of the Fattest Updated: 2011-08-29 20:30:00 Description: "You can fuckin' do it. I didn't expect to cunt be here, and now you twats can do it too. Believe me shit."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1451: Irene Updated: 2011-08-26 20:00:00 Description: "I'm telling you this is dangerous. Get the fuck out."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1450: The Rescuers Updated: 2011-08-25 20:00:00 Description: "I'm going head first into this asshole."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1449: Little Baby Faggot Strikes Again Updated: 2011-08-24 18:00:00 Description: "There's nothing more awful than what you just told me."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1448: New York Tough Guys Updated: 2011-08-23 20:00:00 Description: "My fingertips started tingling. I sincerely did not know what was happening."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1447: Label Whore Updated: 2011-08-22 20:00:00 Description: "Okay! What else do you want? Bye!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1446: The Reviews are In Updated: 2011-08-18 20:00:00 Description: "I get walked on! Worst thing I coulda ever said!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1445: Hurts So Good Updated: 2011-08-17 18:00:00 Description: "I put my head in the freezer door, and I slammed it in the freezer door."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1444: For the Ladies Updated: 2011-08-16 20:00:00 Description: "I will take a charlie horse for the pure satisfaction of watching a sweet left hook land on a barely-formed skull."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1443: Superhero Updated: 2011-08-15 20:00:00 Description: "You need a superhero!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1442: RIP Jani Lane Updated: 2011-08-12 16:00:00 Description: "People play the fuck."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1441: Twat? Updated: 2011-08-11 20:00:00 Description: "Look at my computer. Is this your dick?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1440: What a Riot! Updated: 2011-08-10 18:00:00 Description: "Who's in my house?!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1439: Tough Titties Updated: 2011-08-09 20:00:00 Description: "I'm just saying: I caughtchya."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1438: Parallel Thinking Updated: 2011-08-08 20:00:00 Description: "You rhymed? While she's giving $20 head?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1437: Into the Wild Updated: 2011-08-04 19:30:00 Description: "I guess you work for yourself, so you can look like that."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1436: Paranoid Updated: 2011-08-03 18:00:00 Description: "Something's off, 'cause I don't understand this whole story, and I should be able to. Goodbye."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1435: Rock Bottom Updated: 2011-08-02 20:00:00 Description: "Quit stealing my jokes or I'll kill you."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1434: Fix It! Updated: 2011-08-01 20:00:00 Description: "I did research with my body!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1433: Beautiful Updated: 2011-07-29 20:00:00 Description: "It just sounds disgusting. I - I'm being dead serious."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1432: Moneytalks Updated: 2011-07-28 20:00:00 Description: "If you never talk about it, maybe some women are confused."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1431: Free to Go Updated: 2011-07-27 17:00:00 Description: "Sorry! This just in! Fuck Hitler!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1430: Harry Pooper and the Sorcerer's Bone Updated: 2011-07-26 20:00:00 Description: "Did you get nasty dirty looks?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1429: Something to Believe In Updated: 2011-07-21 20:00:00 Description: "Do you get a 'sucking five dicks' vibe from me?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1428: News of the World Updated: 2011-07-20 20:00:00 Description: "I guess that's what goes up my ass?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1427: Self-Aware Updated: 2011-07-19 20:00:00 Description: "You fuckin' Judas asshole... y'know? You, you're one of us!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1426: Mind-Altering Updated: 2011-07-18 20:00:00 Description: "He then started bashing my head into a large rock."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1425: Terrible, Horrible People Updated: 2011-07-15 20:00:00 Description: "I couldn't be nicer!!!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1424: The Heming Way Updated: 2011-07-14 20:00:00 Description: "Wow."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1423: The Game of Life Updated: 2011-07-11 20:00:00 Description: "If we reach a certain amount, we're gonna fuck on the next video."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1422: Spooning and Forking Updated: 2011-07-08 20:00:00 Description: "I don't mind getting hit in the face, but I know it's coming from a very fun place."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1421: Isolated Incidents Updated: 2011-07-07 20:00:00 Description: "If there's a dude with a penis I'd be so happy. - Ray DeVito"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1420: Green Dragon Updated: 2011-07-06 18:00:00 Description: "You left me for dead."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1419: POWER Updated: 2011-07-05 20:00:00 Description: "I have a right to be tried in three months when I fake a rape!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1418: Just the Tip Updated: 2011-06-30 17:00:00 Description: "That's how I lost my virginity."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1417: Missed Connections Updated: 2011-06-29 20:00:00 Description: "I stir things with my dick. Maybe you heard a me."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1416: Straight from the Tap Updated: 2011-06-28 20:00:00 Description: "You ready for today's, uh... prolapsed anus story?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1415: Knowing is Half the Battle Updated: 2011-06-27 20:00:00 Description: "I think I'm still high as a kite."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1414: Game of Thrones Updated: 2011-06-23 20:00:00 Description: "'Don't push too hard.' He goes, 'You don't want your asshole to fall out. My asshole fell out.'"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1413: Faster Than the Speed of Love Updated: 2011-06-22 18:00:00 Description: "They're looking for tits. They're not looking for fingering."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Stay Inside trailer Updated: 2011-06-22 04:00:00 Description: KATG.com/store...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1412: Don't Talk to Strangers Updated: 2011-06-21 20:00:00 Description: "Really? 'Cause I raw dog it."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1411: Closing Time Updated: 2011-06-20 20:00:00 Description: "Getting a knife in your back when you're asking for a beer is charm."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1410: No Dancing Updated: 2011-06-17 20:00:00 Description: "I was getting a blow job, but this guy's just a freak!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1409: Hard and Fast Updated: 2011-06-16 20:00:00 Description: "EDITED TO ADD: Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1408: Pizza Be With You Updated: 2011-06-15 18:00:00 Description: "Guess where my phantom dick is now?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1407: Child Rapist's Lawyer Updated: 2011-06-14 20:00:00 Description: "I don't mean to be so dramatic, but I have to have a little integrity."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1406: Who Let the Cat Out Updated: 2011-06-09 20:00:00 Description: "Why can't you just accept that we fuckin' hate each other?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1405: Have a Laugh Updated: 2011-06-08 17:00:00 Description: "That's clearly your worst quality."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1404: A Rat Like Me Updated: 2011-06-07 20:00:00 Description: "I wonder what our neighbors think sometimes."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1403: Gotcha! Updated: 2011-06-06 20:00:00 Description: "You get a nice tart, a bird, it's like bosh! bosh! bosh!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1402: Who Let the Porn Out Updated: 2011-06-03 20:00:00 Description: "Rape is so funny."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1401: Weiner Weiner Chicken Deiner Updated: 2011-06-02 20:00:00 Description: "Didn't I do the sexy move for you?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1400: Pump and Dump Updated: 2011-06-01 18:00:00 Description: "Worry about staying alive."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1399: The Hardest Job in the World Updated: 2011-05-31 20:00:00 Description: "Move over jewel-making kikes. There's a new indulgence in town."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1398: Ridiculous Updated: 2011-05-27 20:00:00 Description: "Look the fuck around. Obviously I'm right."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1397: The Forgiven Updated: 2011-05-26 20:00:00 Description: "Hug the toilet! It's Saturday!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1396: Man of the People Updated: 2011-05-25 18:00:00 Description: "There's nobody out there that's nice."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1395: Women are the Best Updated: 2011-05-24 20:00:00 Description: "I heard a knock on the door, and I wadded up real quick."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1394: It Smells Updated: 2011-05-23 20:00:00 Description: "Is this not a good thing to say on air and into the microphone?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1393: The Rapture Updated: 2011-05-20 20:00:00 Description: "How many women have you tasted?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1392: Liar Liar Updated: 2011-05-19 20:00:00 Description: "I KNOW YOU WERE THERE! TELL ME THE TRUTH!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1391: All That Glitters Updated: 2011-05-18 18:00:00 Description: "This is angering you."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1390: Moral Dilemma Updated: 2011-05-17 20:00:00 Description: "I say everybody announce that you're a comedian, and you can do whatever you want."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1389: Ask Keith Updated: 2011-05-16 19:00:00 Description: "What the fuck do I give a fuck you're spinnin' around a little bit?!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1388: Mushroom Head Updated: 2011-05-13 15:00:00 Description: "Am I gonna be stuck like this forever?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1387: Raise Your Voice Updated: 2011-05-12 20:00:00 Description: "What a sketchy sketchy answer."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1386: Who Let the Spoils Out Updated: 2011-05-11 18:00:00 Description: "It looked like he was ready to cry, and I just walked out."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1385: God of Spoilers Updated: 2011-05-10 20:00:00 Description: "If there's an episode of Batman that made you cry, please give it to me."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1384: I am Woman Updated: 2011-05-09 20:00:00 Description: "Here's $60. Can I kick you in the face?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1383: Human Touch Updated: 2011-05-06 20:00:00 Description: "I'm talkin' tits, crotch - everything."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1382: Sucked In Updated: 2011-05-05 20:00:00 Description: "You SHOULD be cringing."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1381: Take This Poll Updated: 2011-05-04 18:00:00 Description: "What do you mean it's gonna be okay?!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1380: Set Tasers to Stun Updated: 2011-05-03 20:00:00 Description: "I think that's what you heard because you're so sensitive."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1379: Osama bin Laden is Dead Updated: 2011-05-02 20:00:00 Description: "The more you say it, the more I'm happy about this day."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD KATG Match Game Trailer Updated: 2011-05-01 04:00:00 Description: Ben Lerman hosts the star-studded big money KATG Match Game 2011...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1378: Hobo with a Shotgun Updated: 2011-04-29 20:00:00 Description: "If I ever see you again, I will kill you."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1377: The McDolphin Updated: 2011-04-28 20:00:00 Description: "I'm not doin' it! I'm not fuckin' your friend!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1376: High Times Updated: 2011-04-27 18:00:00 Description: "I look down and there's Trey's pants on the floor."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1375: Shit Take Updated: 2011-04-26 20:00:00 Description: "They’re actually really horrified when they see how mean it is."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1374: Cancelled Updated: 2011-04-25 20:00:00 Description: "What is the point? It can only bring harm."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD KATGtv 36: The King Updated: 2011-04-25 04:00:00 Description: Long live The King! Richard Ochoa, aka ElvisRico, explains his KATG tattooed murals....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1373: Triple Rush Updated: 2011-04-22 20:00:00 Description: "It was infuriating me."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1372: On the Mark Updated: 2011-04-21 17:00:00 Description: "You're the meanest guy we know."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1371: Cakewalk Updated: 2011-04-19 16:00:00 Description: "Lemme see when I can get ya in for the suckin' 'n fuckin'!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1370: Eating with the Enemy Updated: 2011-04-11 20:00:00 Description: "You're gonna see a blow job on stage, for starters."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1369: Ask, and Ye Shall Receive Updated: 2011-04-07 20:00:00 Description: "I’ll pepper spray your dickhole! Shut the fuck up!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1368: Poke! Updated: 2011-04-06 18:00:00 Description: “I scared the shit out her. Like she was - I was just spinning out of control.”...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1367: Bucket List Updated: 2011-04-05 20:00:00 Description: "Some people, they feel tricked. You want it to happen."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1366: American Pimp Updated: 2011-04-04 21:00:00 Description: "I'm here with you. Keep suckin'."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1365: Passive Interest Updated: 2011-04-01 20:00:00 Description: "I hate this fuckin' day."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1364: Deenie Updated: 2011-03-31 20:00:00 Description: "Charlie Sheen is winning so much that this morning he forgot to ________ the toilet bowel."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1363: Dear Diary Updated: 2011-03-30 18:00:00 Description: "It's cool. We have our eye on you."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1362: Happy to Serve You Updated: 2011-03-29 20:00:00 Description: "This is when dickheads turn pro."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1361: Apocalypse Me Updated: 2011-03-28 20:00:00 Description: "And that's when I let it go, but I was upset."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1360: For the Love of God Updated: 2011-03-24 20:00:00 Description: "Make your words mean something."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1359: Shit Happens Updated: 2011-03-23 18:00:00 Description: "Guess what's in my ass."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1358: Heavenly Creatures Updated: 2011-03-22 20:00:00 Description: "Dillon, is your dick in the peanut butter again?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1357: No Things Considered Updated: 2011-03-21 20:00:00 Description: "I want my radio shows to smell like napalm."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1356: Well Enough Updated: 2011-03-17 20:00:00 Description: "Why not get on drugs?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1355: Hearts Updated: 2011-03-16 18:00:00 Description: "Don't tell the FCC; they're gonna stop this."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1354: Alt Com Updated: 2011-03-15 20:00:00 Description: "I promise you she's a crazy girl to date."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1353: Daddy Issues Updated: 2011-03-14 19:00:00 Description: "Until I see the paperwork, what can I say?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1352: Freedom of Speech Updated: 2011-03-10 18:00:00 Description: "C'mon, blow me. You gotta. It's Suck a Dick Wednesday, and I got the shirt!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1351: Goddesses and Trolls Updated: 2011-03-09 19:00:00 Description: "Alright, we're at war now."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1350: Case by Case Updated: 2011-03-08 21:00:00 Description: "I'm not lettin' this go."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1349: Six Years Down Updated: 2011-03-07 21:00:00 Description: "You guys both deserve to get away from each other."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1348: Bite the Apple Updated: 2011-03-04 17:00:00 Description: "Did you say coke would calm you down?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1347: Born This Way Updated: 2011-03-03 21:00:00 Description: "If you weren't sitting down, sit down now."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1346: Reach for the Sky Updated: 2011-03-02 19:00:00 Description: "I shat my socks."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1345: Next Level Updated: 2011-03-01 21:00:00 Description: "Any volunteers to impregnate me? I need lots of cum & will stay on my back so it won't leak out as much."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1344: Inside the Octagon Updated: 2011-02-28 21:00:00 Description: "Winner!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1343: Breathe Easy Updated: 2011-02-26 04:59:00 Description: "If you love with violence and you hate with violence, there's nothing that can be questioned."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1342: Sampling the Feta Updated: 2011-02-24 21:00:00 Description: "I wasn't prepared for how sad it actually would be."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1341: Fat Bottomed Girls Updated: 2011-02-23 19:00:00 Description: "Is it still racism if you're right?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1340: Stand Up Updated: 2011-02-19 02:00:00 Description: "This is why you listen live."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1339: Fox News Updated: 2011-02-16 19:00:00 Description: "They're sticking their dick in your head!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1338: (14) Days of Dave Updated: 2011-02-15 21:00:00 Description: "Jesse Joyce is writing in. He says, "I'm sorry."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1337: The Newlywed Game Updated: 2011-02-12 04:59:00 Description: "Alright; get off each other."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1336: Pre-Cum Updated: 2011-02-10 15:00:00 Description: "We're all liars and sex maniacs."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1335: The Kansas City Uncle Updated: 2011-02-09 19:00:00 Description: "It says, 'MOMMY DENIED YOU.' Do you know how that feels?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1334: It's Har-rerd! Updated: 2011-02-08 21:00:00 Description: "There's a sweet vulnerability in the room right now."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1333: RIP Keith Malley Updated: 2011-02-07 21:00:00 Description: "Keith had a dedication to suicide, but Ray did not."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1332: End of Days Updated: 2011-02-05 04:59:00 Description: "If I win, I'm gonna collect the $25. If I lose, I'm gonna kill myself."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1331: Doggone It Updated: 2011-02-03 21:00:00 Description: "You know, you gotta quit beatin' your dog."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1330: Slacktivism Updated: 2011-02-02 19:00:00 Description: "Please like domestic violence."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1329: One Face, One Race Updated: 2011-02-01 21:00:00 Description: "She tried to fuck me on the bed! I swear to God!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1328: Splice Updated: 2011-01-31 21:00:00 Description: "Didn't eat breakfast. Was absolutely drunk. But it was so much fun!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1327: Reverse Brainwashing Updated: 2011-01-29 04:59:00 Description: "It might stink, but that smell was Me."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1326: Southern Charm Updated: 2011-01-27 21:00:00 Description: "My dad's being an asshole."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1325: The More You Know Updated: 2011-01-26 19:00:00 Description: "I want the young kids to come out to my penis."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1324: The Hard Sell Updated: 2011-01-25 21:30:00 Description: "I'm gonna stop you right there, and I'm gonna tell you the truth."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1323: This Show is Free Updated: 2011-01-24 21:00:00 Description: "Fuck your baby, Keith."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1322: Asterisk Updated: 2011-01-22 04:59:00 Description: "Not to be a dick or anything..."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1321: Crazy Bitch Updated: 2011-01-20 21:00:00 Description: "She lied to me, Keith Malley."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1320: Got Milk? Updated: 2011-01-19 21:00:00 Description: "Please do not jack off in front of me."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1319: Catfish Updated: 2011-01-18 21:00:00 Description: "I'm about to enter your catfish."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1318: Oh No! Updated: 2011-01-15 04:59:00 Description: "I just got Venus Flytrapped."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1317: Prince Oak Updated: 2011-01-13 21:00:00 Description: "I feel sorry for everybody in this room but me."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1316: More Than Meets the Eye Updated: 2011-01-12 14:00:00 Description: "I think you're engaged."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1315: Stand-Up Comedy 201 Updated: 2011-01-11 11:00:00 Description: "It was a big deal to have these guys in the room at the same time."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1314: New York, New York Updated: 2011-01-10 21:00:00 Description: "Why can't I just say something nice?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1313: 3rd Annual KATGuh Award Winners Updated: 2011-01-07 21:00:00 Description: "Steak-umms ain't the worst thing to figure out."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1312: Best Foot Forward Updated: 2011-01-07 01:00:00 Description: "Times is tough sometimes."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1311: 3rd Annual KATGuh Awards Updated: 2010-12-18 04:59:00 Description: "It's gonna blow your fuckin' mind. Teach you to be reasonable person - loving, true, and kind."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1310: Welcome to the Comedy Show Updated: 2010-12-16 21:00:00 Description: "Walked into my house. My girlfriend was fuckin' somebody else. See ya tomorrow."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1309: Good Idea Updated: 2010-12-15 22:00:00 Description: "I don't know how you do it. I couldn't have a relationship like that. You live in the future."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1308: Good Detective Work Updated: 2010-12-14 21:00:00 Description: "The end of the world is coming, young lady. You're going to Hell."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1307: Slambasted Updated: 2010-12-13 21:00:00 Description: "I was so drunk I thought it was my birthday when she said that."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1306: Sugar Updated: 2010-12-11 04:59:00 Description: "He's the intern that yells at ya."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1305: Goodbye, Norma Jean Updated: 2010-12-09 21:00:00 Description: "Are you getting us in trouble?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1304: Lie to Me Updated: 2010-12-08 19:00:00 Description: "I have my hands down my pants! What's the law?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1303: Saltpeter Updated: 2010-12-07 21:00:00 Description: "Looking back, for those two weeks, I never had a hard-on."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1302: Dueche Updated: 2010-12-06 18:00:00 Description: "I need tits to tell me."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1301: Good Golly Miss Molly Updated: 2010-12-04 04:59:00 Description: "God forbid this world had more positivity."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1300: Happy Squirtday Updated: 2010-12-01 19:00:00 Description: "You have one week! Do it! Don't make a fool outta me!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD KATGtv 35: Comic Con (Fuck Yeah! Suck Yeah!) Updated: 2010-12-01 05:00:00 Description: Chemda reports from Comic Con...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1299: Movin' Out Updated: 2010-11-30 21:00:00 Description: "The only way I can cum is by getting shot with an air rifle."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1298: Guardian Angel Updated: 2010-11-29 21:30:00 Description: "I'm glad you're not really mad at me. I am mad at you!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1297: The Rent is Too Damn High Updated: 2010-11-19 21:00:00 Description: "I'm gonna tell this woman about herself, and watch, I'ma end up bein' a animal."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1296: Time Bomb Updated: 2010-11-18 21:00:00 Description: "I need my dern pistols!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1295: The Best in the Business Updated: 2010-11-17 19:00:00 Description: "He sounds like a fuckin' douche-truck, and, if I were near him, I'd probably punch him on reflexes alone."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1294: Tell Your Friends Updated: 2010-11-16 21:00:00 Description: "If this is news to you, you do not have good friends."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1293: Loko Updated: 2010-11-15 20:00:00 Description: "You never fuckin' knew the answer! Fuck you! Fuck you; I hate you!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1292: The Guide to Love and Pleasure Updated: 2010-11-13 04:59:00 Description: "How can it be okay, you dumb mother fucker?! Why're we friends?!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1291: Like! Updated: 2010-11-11 21:00:00 Description: "Do not date these people. They are not ready to be dating."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1290: Sunshine and Rain Updated: 2010-11-10 19:00:00 Description: "Does my breath smell like urine?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1289: What Did I Do? Updated: 2010-11-09 21:00:00 Description: "I don't like you. I'm calling reinforcements."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1288: In My Opinion Updated: 2010-11-09 00:00:00 Description: "My pussy gets eaten tonight!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1287: Bad Brains Updated: 2010-11-06 03:59:00 Description: "If a quarter a you are doing coke, somebody out there got a dick attached."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1286: The Human Centipede Updated: 2010-11-04 20:00:00 Description: "You're doing it to be gross, so get gross!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1285: Calling Dr. Robinson Updated: 2010-11-03 18:30:00 Description: "You once said, 'Haw, it's the Democrats' turn. It's their time.' Well, how did - how'd you get there? You like that? You like that change? The elephant change? Now, stick this!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1284: Charmed Updated: 2010-11-02 21:00:00 Description: "I'd do some coke; like I would just do it all."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1283: Tasty Waffles Updated: 2010-11-01 20:00:00 Description: "I know you're there, Dickhead!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1282: Reality Bites Updated: 2010-10-30 03:59:00 Description: "His pants were off, and he was lying on the floor."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1281: 10001110101 IN 3-D Updated: 2010-10-28 20:00:00 Description: "I happened to masturbate to this woman just the other day."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1280: Cake-Ass Updated: 2010-10-27 18:00:00 Description: "I'll help kick off the party. Why not stick my ass in a cake?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1279: The Bitch from Baltimore Updated: 2010-10-26 22:00:00 Description: "Every time I fuck them mens, I give 'em the doggone claps."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1278: Yinz vs. Jag Offs Updated: 2010-10-25 20:00:00 Description: "I'd be delighted to school you over and over again about how wrong you are."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1277: Live in Pittsburgh Updated: 2010-10-24 00:00:00 Description: KATG.com/live...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1276: The Catholic League Updated: 2010-10-20 18:00:00 Description: "Oh, that's gonna cost somebody some money..."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1275: The League of Extraordinary Barbershop Quartet Men Updated: 2010-10-19 20:00:00 Description: "The minute they fall asleep he wants to pull over for like four dicks."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1274: The Hangover Updated: 2010-10-18 20:00:00 Description: "Wow, you never fuck!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1273: Soul Sister Updated: 2010-10-16 03:59:00 Description: "Sometimes I forget other people can hear us."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1272: Can You Hear Me Now? Updated: 2010-10-14 20:00:00 Description: "I was just about to touch myself. Now you're gonna be a part of it."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1271: What's Your Price? Updated: 2010-10-13 18:00:00 Description: "I cannot get this fat fuck-pig outta my life."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1270: Wishmaster Updated: 2010-10-12 20:00:00 Description: "Do know that legally Brett Favre doesn't have to wear a cup?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1269: Not Interested Updated: 2010-10-09 03:59:00 Description: "My dick hurts. It's been hurting for a while."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1268: When Doves Cry (A Period Piece) Updated: 2010-10-07 20:00:00 Description: "At least I have the decency to not talk about it like it's real."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1267: Crimes Against Humanity Updated: 2010-10-06 18:00:00 Description: "It's so much more serious for me now."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1266: Pull Up Your Pants and Don't Be a Nazi Updated: 2010-10-05 20:00:00 Description: "You put your eyeballs back in your head. I don't care!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1265: The Numbers Game Updated: 2010-10-04 20:00:00 Description: "We already know it! Just say it!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1264: See No Evil, Hear No Evil Updated: 2010-10-02 03:59:00 Description: "I think you can run for office on that platform."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1263: RIP Greg Giraldo Updated: 2010-09-30 20:00:00 Description: "For you, my wife, I would suck a dick."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1262: Dr. Malley Updated: 2010-09-29 18:00:00 Description: "It's amazing, sir, what came outta your balls that I now get to have sex with."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1261: Who Hurt You? Updated: 2010-09-28 20:00:00 Description: "The last color, you just kiss the urethra."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1260: Isn't It Ironic Updated: 2010-09-27 20:00:00 Description: "I think Boss is out of line over here."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1259: Planet of the Apes Updated: 2010-09-25 03:59:00 Description: "You find a girl that's chill with a nice cuka, you try to make it work, bro."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1258: The Queen of Kings Updated: 2010-09-23 20:00:00 Description: "Look who's mackin' on Malley's girl!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1257: Fuck John Adams Updated: 2010-09-22 18:00:00 Description: "He who is the teller of flatulence is he whom most certainly is the creator of such dealings."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1256: A Penny for Your Bullshit? Updated: 2010-09-21 20:00:00 Description: "This is Next Level Sex I'm having."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1255: Danger's My Middle Name Updated: 2010-09-18 03:59:00 Description: "I am so scared."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1254: Chickenhead Updated: 2010-09-16 20:00:00 Description: "Who the fuck was thinking about you?!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1253: Do The Evolution Updated: 2010-09-15 18:00:00 Description: "You didn't date her, Keith, did you?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1252: Devil's Advocate Updated: 2010-09-14 20:00:00 Description: "You probably punt on fourth and one!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1251: Barkeep Updated: 2010-09-13 19:00:00 Description: "How is every time you leave the house something is a to-do?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1250: Don't Ask, Don't Tell Updated: 2010-09-10 18:00:00 Description: "I'd take off all my clothes and start suckin' off myself."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1249: The Get Along Gang Updated: 2010-09-09 20:00:00 Description: "It's still awkward to get your pants ripped off in front of everyone you know."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1248: A Pleasant Sense of Outrage Updated: 2010-09-08 18:00:00 Description: "Get to know a girl a while before you eat her ass."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1247: Wedding Bells? Updated: 2010-09-07 20:00:00 Description: "People are nervous what I'm gonna say right now."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1246: Out on a Limb Updated: 2010-09-03 13:00:00 Description: "They didn't even recognize he was dead because he always smelled like shit."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1245: Re: Joyce Updated: 2010-09-02 15:45:00 Description: "If somebody shoots me, look into him first."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1244: Read All About It Updated: 2010-09-01 18:00:00 Description: "I eat AIDS for breakfast!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1243: All Grown Up Updated: 2010-08-31 20:00:00 Description: "You're about to get some real shit dropped on your lap."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1242: GET OUT OF MY LIFE! Updated: 2010-08-30 20:00:00 Description: "Can you imagine a show begging people not to listen?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1241: Cat Calling Updated: 2010-08-26 20:00:00 Description: "I knew how I felt. I knew that I've never felt this way about anything."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1240: God & Guns Updated: 2010-08-25 18:00:00 Description: "How much dick do I have to suck to show I'm not homophobic?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1239: Crazy Awesome Updated: 2010-08-24 20:00:00 Description: "I'm sorry that I had an opinion on a person that started a show with, 'Fuck me in the ass. Fuck me in the ass.'"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1238: Mayor May Not Updated: 2010-08-23 20:00:00 Description: "I became Mayor of The Airport Bathroom."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1237: Bad Egg Updated: 2010-08-21 03:59:00 Description: "It's such an embarrassing moment. What do you say?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1236: Be Nice Updated: 2010-08-19 20:00:00 Description: "I think you have too much sensitivity and not enough sense of humor."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1235: Copywrong Updated: 2010-08-18 18:00:00 Description: "I wish I left before the show started."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1234: Nerdtopia Updated: 2010-08-17 20:00:00 Description: "This is worse than meat on your crotch."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1233: American Idiot Updated: 2010-08-16 20:00:00 Description: "I'm crying over a fuckin' book! Of course I'm not gonna read!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1232: Bloody Mary Updated: 2010-08-14 03:59:00 Description: "Kill all Jews?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1231: CryingChicks.com Updated: 2010-08-12 20:00:00 Description: "Can't find innocent car; you can't look."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1230: Vaseline Updated: 2010-07-30 18:00:00 Description: "There's gonna be some drinkin', some creepin', and definitely some fights."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1229: Meet the Parents Updated: 2010-07-29 20:00:00 Description: "I bet he's gonna try to take that can of beans upside my head."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1228: Fight or Flight Updated: 2010-07-28 18:00:00 Description: "You were a sour-faced bitch today."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1227: Fried Salad Updated: 2010-07-27 20:00:00 Description: "I'm bringing a priest and an executioner. We'll see which one I use."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1226: Kryptonite Status Updated: 2010-07-26 20:00:00 Description: "I'm just gonna handcuff you to the tree, and I'll be right back."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1225: Clearing the Air Updated: 2010-07-24 03:59:00 Description: "This is bigger than anyone getting shot."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1224: A Case of the Thursdays Updated: 2010-07-22 20:00:00 Description: "I don't say anything that I don't intend to confront in person if necessary."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1223: I Find It Funny Updated: 2010-07-21 18:00:00 Description: Their common hate in me brought them together."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1222: 100% Updated: 2010-07-20 20:00:00 Description: "I just found out today I'm not the Devil."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1221: That Ain't Right Updated: 2010-07-19 20:00:00 Description: "Do you think that you will enjoy living the rest of your life in a prison cell? Do you think that you will enjoy living your eternity in the fires of Hell?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Can You Imagine? trailer Updated: 2010-07-18 16:00:00 Description: KATG.com/store...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1220: Fat Chance Updated: 2010-07-15 20:00:00 Description: "Look at yourself. And look what you've done. Look what you've fucking done!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1219: Bonehead Updated: 2010-07-14 18:00:00 Description: "I should’ve woken you up and said, 'Fucking blow me, bitch!'"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1218: Shitty Shitty Bang Bang Updated: 2010-07-13 20:00:00 Description: "That's because you're a fucking using whore!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1217: Another Time Updated: 2010-07-12 20:00:00 Description: "I will make your goddamn life miserable!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1216: Titty Abuse Updated: 2010-07-10 03:59:00 Description: "I am fighting these children and breaking their nose."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1215: Fighting Styles Updated: 2010-07-08 20:00:00 Description: "Your dad's dead and and my dad's dead, so probably we can bang, right?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1214: Time Out Updated: 2010-07-07 18:00:00 Description: "Muslims are on a time out till they get their shit together."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1213: Blackout Updated: 2010-07-06 20:00:00 Description: "Let's blackout!!!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1212: Hot Box Updated: 2010-07-02 23:59:00 Description: "I feel sorry for the Nazis."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1211: Can You Imagine? Updated: 2010-07-01 16:00:00 Description: "I'm becoming a nerd sympathizer! I hated them!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1210: Last Comic Standing Updated: 2010-06-30 14:00:00 Description: ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1209: The N-Word Updated: 2010-06-29 16:00:00 Description: "You sound so stupid. You sound aggressively stupid right now."​...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1208: Gentlemen Power Updated: 2010-06-28 16:00:00 Description: ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1207: Weird Science Updated: 2010-06-24 16:00:00 Description: ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1206: Smoke Weed Every Day Updated: 2010-06-23 14:00:00 Description: "Wait, I'm not drunk? Well then I lost!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1205: Whistleblower Updated: 2010-06-22 14:00:00 Description: ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1204: A Right Good Scrum Updated: 2010-06-21 16:00:00 Description: "We're talkin' about, 'You're fuckin' my mom.'"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1203: Reduce, Reuse, Recycle Updated: 2010-06-18 23:59:00 Description: "You're now up for a Keith and The Girl Award." ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD KATGtv 33: A Few Goat Men Updated: 2010-06-18 00:00:00 Description: A Nigerian automobile thief can't escape the law by transforming into a goat....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1202: Puppet Master Updated: 2010-06-17 16:00:00 Description: "Wow. That was incredible. Best Salvia trip on the internet."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1201: Explain Yourself Updated: 2010-06-16 14:00:00 Description: "I'm barbecuing naked. I can do what I want now. Freedom." ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 33: Sliding Down Updated: 2010-06-16 00:00:00 Description: We continue to meet the KATG interns as Newsy shares his feelings through Salvia...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1200: The Guest House Updated: 2010-06-15 16:00:00 Description: "When I fuck a cow, I think, 'Safety first.'" ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD KATGtv 32: Cactus Joe Updated: 2010-06-14 22:30:00 Description: Kyle the Intern smokes some Salvia and meets one Cactus Joe...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1199: The Pursuit of Happiness Updated: 2010-06-14 16:00:00 Description: "Save money, yeah, save money. Save money. Fuck, I wanna eat God dammit!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1198: Bobbie Johnson Updated: 2010-06-10 16:00:00 Description: "You fucked me, and a thousand repo-men with a thousand tow-trucks can never take that back."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1197: Ass to Mouth Updated: 2010-06-09 14:00:00 Description: "It's a poison in your house, this fuckin' washcloth."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1196: I Don't Updated: 2010-06-08 11:00:00 Description: "This ain't no Day Late Dollar Short Tour, baby. Get on board, 'cause the steamboat's leavin' on time."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1195: Chicken Soup for the Dick Updated: 2010-06-07 16:00:00 Description: "Fate happens for a reason."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1194: No Apologies Updated: 2010-06-04 16:00:00 Description: "Did you play the skin flute?"​...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1193: Totes Inappropes Updated: 2010-06-03 16:00:00 Description: "I'm really trying to save you time. We're never gonna be friends." ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1192: Put 'Em Up Updated: 2010-06-02 14:00:00 Description: "I want everybody to know this wasn't my idea. I had no problem holding a camera; I'm just saying this wasn't necessarily my idea."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1191: The Morning After Updated: 2010-06-01 16:00:00 Description: "I don't owe you anything. My life is more important than your entertainment."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1190: A Whole New World Updated: 2010-05-28 23:59:00 Description: "He can be Lawrence of my labia."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1189: Cunt Updated: 2010-05-27 16:00:00 Description: "Don't be a cunt if you don't wanna be called a cunt!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1188: Hoodlums Updated: 2010-05-26 14:00:00 Description: "I need to do what I need to do." ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1187: Fuck Yeah; Suck Yeah Updated: 2010-05-25 16:00:00 Description: "I'm gonna twitter my cum. Wha ya think a that?"​...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1186: Cat Power Updated: 2010-05-24 16:00:00 Description: "This angst that you have is from you!"​...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1185: Double Down Updated: 2010-05-21 23:59:00 Description: "He told me what ya did!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1184: Madagascar Updated: 2010-05-20 16:00:00 Description: "I actually choose the way I eat according to the way animals have sex."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1183: Model Citizen Updated: 2010-05-19 14:00:00 Description: "Keith with shoes on is like Pamela Anderson not showing her chest."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1182: Acid Comedy Updated: 2010-05-18 16:00:00 Description: "I think I hate a fourth of my audience. They're fuckin' idiots!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1181: Liars & Friends Updated: 2010-05-17 16:00:00 Description: "Myq proposed to Myka."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1180: Punk'n Pie Updated: 2010-05-14 14:00:00 Description: "This show is for Americans first, above all!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1179: Artsy Fartsy Updated: 2010-05-13 16:00:00 Description: "I don't like Chemda's attitude lately."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1178: BOP! Updated: 2010-05-12 14:00:00 Description: "Mercury? I don't even know Hermes."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1177: Cheese with Your Whine? Updated: 2010-05-11 16:00:00 Description: "Jesus Fuckin' Christ, how dumb are you?! FUUUCK!!!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1176: Higher Learning Updated: 2010-05-10 13:00:00 Description: "I'm just saying what I heard."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1175: Toilet Parts Updated: 2010-05-07 23:59:00 Description: "I think I'm gonna feed my kids lead paint as a favor."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1174: Transformers Updated: 2010-05-06 16:00:00 Description: "I'm sorry if my appearance offended you in any way."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1173: Danny Lobell Me Once... Updated: 2010-05-05 14:00:00 Description: "Every time you've been on my show, you're lying to me."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1172: Danny's Last Show Updated: 2010-05-04 16:00:00 Description: "I think Danny is going to die." ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1171: The Very Best of Keith and The Girl Updated: 2010-05-03 16:00:00 Description: "I had a friend that was a Nazi."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1170: Get Over It Updated: 2010-04-30 23:59:00 Description: "86% of people are okay with what I have done."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1169: Rush Updated: 2010-04-29 20:00:00 Description: "They show this rape scene, and I masturbated to it."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1168: The Key of Awesome Updated: 2010-04-28 14:00:00 Description: "I'm willing to fight you for charity."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1167: Tattoo You Updated: 2010-04-27 16:00:00 Description: "You're not as nice as you think, and, with all sincerity, you should look into that."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1166: America Fuck Yeah! Updated: 2010-04-26 16:00:00 Description: "I made a difference today! I burned a flag in the woods!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1165: Sound Off Updated: 2010-04-22 16:00:00 Description: "Don't you see the difference between people laughing at you and laughing with you?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1164: HUH?! Updated: 2010-04-21 14:00:00 Description: "I stopped listening to this episode the instant that retarded shit that fell out of Keith's mouth twenty minutes in."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1163: Sign Mr Up Updated: 2010-04-20 16:00:00 Description: "It's a very big day for people who like weed."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1162: I Got a Globe! Updated: 2010-04-19 14:00:00 Description: "Did you just Internet threaten me?!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1161: Hide and Seek Updated: 2010-04-13 16:00:00 Description: "He had his dick out, yelled, "I'm a helicopter. Jean-Claude Van Damme."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1160: In Da Club Updated: 2010-04-12 16:00:00 Description: "We're the only white people in here! Holy shit! We can get beat up any time! This is awesome!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1159: The Awkward Comedy Show Updated: 2010-04-09 23:59:00 Description: "I'm white, and I disagree!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1158: Bad Boy of Comedy Updated: 2010-04-07 14:00:00 Description: "You ever fuck a girl with her own tits?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1157: Pants on Fire Updated: 2010-04-06 16:00:00 Description: "I'm gonna chalk it up to maybe the bald guy is having a massive period."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1156: Sowwy Updated: 2010-04-02 14:00:00 Description: "Don't take all this jovial humor as though I were not riled up. I am thoroughly riled up today, I'll tell you."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1155: Size Matters Updated: 2010-04-01 14:00:00 Description: "We got to gifts I've gotten from hookers."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1154: Shit Disturber Updated: 2010-03-31 14:00:00 Description: "Go have yourself a loaf!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1153: Moody Updated: 2010-03-30 14:00:00 Description: "She better be there, this bitch!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1152: The Daily American Updated: 2010-03-29 16:00:00 Description: "This is old school Somerset passive-aggressiveness." ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1151: Somebody's Watching Me Updated: 2010-03-26 14:00:00 Description: "Your ears bleed after talking to her because you strain so hard. And I think I've said yes to a lot of things I probably shouldn't have."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1150: Inside The Woman Updated: 2010-03-25 16:00:00 Description: "What do you think about this idea: The Strap-On Asshole?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1149: Home-o-phobia Updated: 2010-03-24 14:00:00 Description: "Are you on some sort of prescribed medication, unprescribed medication, illicit drugs or one too many intoxicating drinks?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1148: Dare to Dream Updated: 2010-03-23 16:00:00 Description: "They're gonna take your baby away."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1147: Ball-Staplin' Good Updated: 2010-03-22 16:00:00 Description: "Keith and Chemda's collection of the books - so brilliant my balls look like Swiss cheese."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1146: Fat and The Whore Updated: 2010-03-19 23:59:00 Description: "omgz keeth and the gilr are piesus of shit."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1145: Blindsided Updated: 2010-03-18 16:30:00 Description: "Thank God for Nazis."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1144: The Blob Updated: 2010-03-17 14:00:00 Description: "I like hanging with Keith, but I'm just afraid he'll make a poll about me."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1143: New and Notable Updated: 2010-03-16 16:00:00 Description: "Get out! Go to Anger Management Training."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1142: Uplifting Updated: 2010-03-15 16:00:00 Description: "And that's how I almost had butt sex."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1141: What Do We Do Now? Updated: 2010-03-12 23:59:00 Description: "How do I get my girlfriend to douche?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1140: No Respect Updated: 2010-03-11 21:00:00 Description: "Somebody knows about my cracked glass!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1139: Truth in Comedy Updated: 2010-03-10 19:00:00 Description: "Everyone started laughing, and I got raped in the ass and the mouth."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1138: Five Years Down Updated: 2010-03-08 18:30:00 Description: "God bless America. And the authors of this book."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1137: The 76-Hour Podcast Updated: 2010-03-07 05:00:00 Description: "How we doing on time?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1136: The Waste Monster Updated: 2010-02-26 19:00:00 Description: "Honey, come here. Whip out your tits. Show Nick."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1135: Authors Updated: 2010-02-25 21:00:00 Description: "Hey, I'm having trouble with this Rape!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1134: Rape! Updated: 2010-02-24 19:00:00 Description: "Shit is too crazy now. You get some girl in your car, next thing you know you're in fuckin' prison for four years."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1133: Be Human Updated: 2010-02-23 21:00:00 Description: "Do you know what happened in your life just now? A porn!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1132: Pledge Your Allegiance Updated: 2010-02-22 21:00:00 Description: "Are penises disgusting?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1131: Homeland Security Updated: 2010-02-20 04:59:00 Description: "I'm gonna put a Tolerable Curse on you. Beanbag! Beanbag!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1130: Really, Keith? Updated: 2010-02-18 21:00:00 Description: "Free for all, kids. Bring your guns to school; bring your markers."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1129: Cerebral Updated: 2010-02-17 19:00:00 Description: "Just get me off and leave me out of it."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Adam, Eve, Keith and Chemda Updated: 2010-02-17 05:00:00 Description: Use referral code KATG at AdamAndEve.com for free gifts and 50% off almost every item....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1128: Too Fat to Fly Updated: 2010-02-16 21:00:00 Description: "Did your dad touch his tongue to your penis?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1127: Stereo Crazies Updated: 2010-02-13 04:59:00 Description: "Self-esteem is on the Dollar Menu."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1126: Jambalaya Updated: 2010-02-11 22:00:00 Description: "I feel like a piece of shit."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1125: Oh Boy Updated: 2010-02-10 19:00:00 Description: "Is it wrong that I want to look at your asshole?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1124: Let's Put It This Way Updated: 2010-02-09 21:00:00 Description: "Now you know. I'm a freak."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1123: Here We Go Updated: 2010-02-08 21:00:00 Description: "I always got punched as a kid. I never understood it."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1122: Diane's Breasts Updated: 2010-02-06 04:59:00 Description: "I think my uncle just raped me."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1121: The Tits Updated: 2010-02-04 21:00:00 Description: "You want to talk to me like you're a basic bitch, then cool."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD KATGtv 31: Little Baby Faggot Updated: 2010-02-04 05:00:00 Description: IT'S FUNNY CAUSE IT'S true: The story of Little Baby Faggot...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1120: Love Your Pet Updated: 2010-02-03 19:00:00 Description: "What do I gotta do? Be under my bed fuckin' a cat?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD KATGtv 30: Man vs. Machine Updated: 2010-02-03 03:00:00 Description: Keith tries his hand at technical support...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1119: I See You Updated: 2010-02-02 21:00:00 Description: "I'm gonna mix it in my mouth."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1118: Who Farted? Updated: 2010-01-30 04:59:00 Description: "90% of people say Mark Sanchez is a douche bag."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1117: Sign Here Updated: 2010-01-28 21:00:00 Description: "You had to be a little bit of a bitch, huh? Right on, man. Now you know who we are."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1116: iKATG Updated: 2010-01-27 19:00:00 Description: "Keith and The Girl has its fiftieth (50) body modification."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1115: Bad Little Boy Updated: 2010-01-26 21:00:00 Description: "I put a baby in the dishwasher."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1114: Whatchoo Talkin' 'Bout? Updated: 2010-01-25 23:00:00 Description: "When is it appropriate to lie under the forks of a forklift truck?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1113: Sexpert Updated: 2010-01-23 04:59:00 Description: "I'm gonna cut the motherfucker's index finger off."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1112: King Arthur's Court Updated: 2010-01-21 21:00:00 Description: "I was attempting to be serious, but you're unteachable."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1111: I Want to Kill You Updated: 2010-01-20 21:00:00 Description: "I am definitely not blowing up the airport."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1110: Don't Touch the Talent Updated: 2010-01-19 21:00:00 Description: "I think it was out of my system when I fucked you in my dad's church."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1109: Communication Breakdown Updated: 2010-01-16 04:59:00 Description: "I tried to get everything to bite me. A dog... I thought I'd be The Wolfman."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1108: Who Needs Dead Updated: 2010-01-14 21:00:00 Description: "Stop punching me in the nads!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1107: We are at War! Updated: 2010-01-13 19:00:00 Description: "I'm the healthiest in this room. I promise you."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1106: 2nd Annual KATGuh Award Winners Updated: 2010-01-11 23:00:00 Description: "Just like you, I'm another Little Baby Faggot."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1105: Toilet Humor Updated: 2010-01-09 04:59:00 Description: "For a guy with one ball, this guy has a lotta guts."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1104: Everything You Need to Know About Women Updated: 2010-01-07 21:00:00 Description: "I'm trying to sleep with you. I don't know you. Is that disgusting?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1103: Giving a Flying Fuck Updated: 2010-01-06 19:00:00 Description: "You can't be crackin' no keg if you ain't hittin' no forty."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1102: Psycho Competitive Updated: 2010-01-05 21:00:00 Description: "The only way I can lose is if I don't win."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1101: 2nd Annual KATGuh Awards Updated: 2010-01-05 04:59:00 Description: "I know I'm being recorded!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD BEGINNINGS 36: Potluck Updated: 2010-01-01 05:00:00 Description: 195: Tattletales (BEGIN-17:00) New Year's, wine anxiety, Dick Clark, and the prodigal Chemda visits her folks. 165: The Girl, M.D. (14:30-36:30) Keith's quaint little teen rebellion, the subtle distinction between farts and faaahts, mixing fun pills ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD BEGINNINGS 35: Retail Fail Updated: 2009-12-31 05:00:00 Description: 163: $$$ (22:45-28:10) Outing Sulu, and a listener lends his time to get TGAN printed. 168: Venus and My Cock (35:30-41:30) The sad state of West Coast cuisine. 171: Rockstar (BEGIN-8:30) Los Angeles: Great wrecks, piss-poor Hooters. 176: Apology Acc...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD BEGINNINGS 34: A Lotta Spunk Updated: 2009-12-30 05:00:00 Description: 175: How to Kill Your Baby (BEGIN-30:00) Patrice's job gets weird...er. More from the fascinating career of hooker booking. 185: I Have a Bomb (35:30-42:00) Britney makes decent jerk-fodder. 186: Love Letters (39:30-54:00) Brad's breakup letter and m...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD BEGINNINGS 33: Mary the Cunt Updated: 2009-12-29 05:00:00 Description: 195: Tattletales (17:00-41:45) Keith lands an office temp job, and has a bad first day... 196: Revenge (0:30-13:15, 42:30-46:00) ...a worse second day... 197: Mission Accomplished (BEGIN-0:45, 13:30-30:05) ...but a triumphant third and final day....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD BEGINNINGS 32: Hitting the Pavement Updated: 2009-12-28 05:00:00 Description: 177: It's Not Me, It's You (7:30-30:00) A critique of the film "Fever Pitch" lapses into a discussion of Boston, ex-girlfriend Kara, and marathon tomfoolery. 178: Find Keith a Job (BEGIN to 34:00) Keith goes temporarily insane, and think he's a douch...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD BEGINNINGS 31: Crappy Holidays Updated: 2009-12-25 05:00:00 Description: 191: So Sue Me (43:30-44:45) Christmas re-gifting. 189: Three's Company (BEGIN-8:15) Holiday plans, stamps, and the Old Man wants to sparkle the co-op. 193: Spooky Visits (23:30-54:30) Kwanzaa at the mall, social experimentation on the subway, visiti...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD BEGINNINGS 30: Sorry, Larry (Expo, Part Two) Updated: 2009-12-24 05:00:00 Description: 171: Rockstar (29:15-50:45) More convention talk, and Chemda runs into an old flame. 174: Smell the Roses (27:15-38:30) The rather interesting story of podcaster Corby of The Twisted Pickle lapses into infidelity talk. 184: How to Build a Resume (22:...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD BEGINNINGS 29: Expo, Part One Updated: 2009-12-23 05:00:00 Description: 168: Venus and My Cock (BEGIN-15:15, 20:00-34:00) From Venice, CA. Keith and Chemda dangerously set up all their gear in the hotel room to bitch about the flight out. Keith does some crippled dancing at a Bat Mitzvah, and SpongeBob meets a one-eyed p...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD BEGINNINGS 28: My Mom Would Be So Proud Updated: 2009-12-22 05:00:00 Description: 188: Encore (38:30-40:30) Chemda meets a pretty girl at the airport. 181: Finish Her! (7:30-24:30) Chemda and "Miss X" go for a late night massage. 189: Three's Company (12:15-27:30) "Quizzical in Queens" wants to know how to manage a menage. 190: Se...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD BEGINNINGS 27: Johnsons, Greenwich, Dickheads Updated: 2009-12-21 05:00:00 Description: 164: Lo Ya-Fe (5:00-38:00) Classic Clown Monday, featuring Double Dare in a padded room in Connecticut, and the Genesis of Glitter Revenge. 167: Movin' On Up (30:00-46:00) Chemda encounters a group of fragrant pop 'n lockers, and does a Glamour Girl ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1100: Leave It Alone Updated: 2009-12-19 04:59:00 Description: "Can't grab a dick with a backhand."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1099: Instant Message Updated: 2009-12-17 21:00:00 Description: "Does Jonas like cottage cheese?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1098: Dance Party Updated: 2009-12-16 19:00:00 Description: "I'll punch you in the fuckin' mouth if you're 18!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1097: A+ Updated: 2009-12-15 21:00:00 Description: "He had to be rougher with me, and I would have fucked him."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1096: Funny Stuff Updated: 2009-12-14 21:00:00 Description: "We're gettin' too old for pussy paintin'."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD KATGtv 29: Keith Malley Updated: 2009-12-11 02:30:00 Description: Keith performs stand-up in NYC...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1095: How to Be a Vampire Updated: 2009-12-10 21:00:00 Description: "Don't be a fuckin' jerk off! This place is fuckin' Party Central!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1094: Jerk Off McGoo Updated: 2009-12-09 19:00:00 Description: "Just want to suck each other off and get some work done."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1093: Jerk Off from Way Back Updated: 2009-12-08 21:00:00 Description: "A dude punches a girl in the face, and I wasn't necissarily on her side."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1092: In the Bushes Updated: 2009-12-07 15:30:00 Description: “You hold the door open for the world forever; you’re never gonna get inside.”...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1091: Good Morning! Updated: 2009-12-04 21:00:00 Description: "Sometimes the show makes you discover what a fuckin' retard you are."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1090: How Good Was I? Updated: 2009-12-03 21:00:00 Description: "He was LOLing all over his stomach."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1089: Disowned Updated: 2009-12-01 21:00:00 Description: "Somebody always wants to jerk off in something."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1088: Father of the Year Updated: 2009-11-25 19:00:00 Description: "In court they actually talked about Brumski."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1087: Paris Hilton for President Updated: 2009-11-24 21:00:00 Description: "People hate me."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1086: Rules of Engagement Updated: 2009-11-23 21:00:00 Description: "I'm not done with you yet. Not by a long shot!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1085: #3 Updated: 2009-11-21 04:59:00 Description: "Tonight I'm gonna fuckin' suck ya."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1084: Unfriend Updated: 2009-11-19 21:00:00 Description: "You're on my Not Allowed list!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1083: Snake Eyes Updated: 2009-11-18 19:00:00 Description: "I'll let a girl know before she's about to go down on me that way it's not a surprise."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1082: Game Over Updated: 2009-11-17 21:00:00 Description: "I don't care! You're not sucking me in!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1081: Excellence in Adequacy Updated: 2009-11-16 21:00:00 Description: "Your marriage is based on a lie already."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1080: Respect My Privacy Updated: 2009-11-14 04:59:00 Description: "The teachers tell me to put the baby under my seat. That's ridiculous!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1079: The Real Dough Face Updated: 2009-11-12 21:00:00 Description: "I can't even anymore."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD KATGtv 28: Pat Dixon and Jesse Joyce Updated: 2009-11-11 05:00:00 Description: 100 for 30: Pat Dixon and Jesse Joyce...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1078: Magic Underwear Updated: 2009-11-10 22:00:00 Description: "I actually considered taking my own life." ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1077: I'm Happy Updated: 2009-11-09 21:00:00 Description: "Don't cut yourself unless it's from a good place."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1076: Perverted Justice Updated: 2009-11-07 04:59:00 Description: "Ovaries, much?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1075: Forever More Updated: 2009-11-05 20:00:00 Description: "You know what? She should be fearful of her life."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1074: I'm Not Your Mother Updated: 2009-11-04 19:30:00 Description: "I bet you she has nothing nice to say about you, and you fucked her ten times."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1073: Yo Soy Demasiado Inteligente Updated: 2009-11-04 00:00:00 Description: "You guys jerk off on webcams and stuff now?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1072: A Killer Surprise Updated: 2009-11-02 19:00:00 Description: "Don't even answer the door..."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1071: Champions Updated: 2009-10-31 03:59:00 Description: "Pedro Martinez looks like a koala fucked a retard."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1070: oooOOOooo Scaaarry... Updated: 2009-10-29 20:00:00 Description: "I know you won't eat me."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1069: Potato Dick Updated: 2009-10-28 18:30:00 Description: "I will drink all the shit out of my butt."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1068: Who Got Game? Updated: 2009-10-27 19:00:00 Description: "Are you a whore?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1067: On Air Updated: 2009-10-26 20:30:00 Description: "I like him a lot. This hurts me."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1066: In This Economy Updated: 2009-10-24 03:59:00 Description: "This is very offensive to the room. I know you're just half-retarded. And so you're forgiven."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1065: You Said It Updated: 2009-10-22 20:00:00 Description: "Peace, love and Keith and The Girl."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1064: Help Wanted Updated: 2009-10-20 21:00:00 Description: "Whose penis is that?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1063: The Falcon Has Landed Updated: 2009-10-19 20:00:00 Description: "I'm gonna be upset about this, and at the same time really happy."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD KATGtv 27: Victor Varnado Updated: 2009-10-19 03:59:00 Description: 100 for 30: Victor Varnado...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1062: I Got Your Number Updated: 2009-10-17 03:59:00 Description: "I'm very appalled. I didn't understand. I thought that you'd treat us with respect and dignity."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1061: Come Again? Updated: 2009-10-15 20:00:00 Description: "He ain't wrong, but he ain't right."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1060: Information Overload Updated: 2009-10-14 18:00:00 Description: "You're putting your penis in his daughter's vagina."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1059: Daddy Dearest Updated: 2009-10-13 20:00:00 Description: "I just got off the phone with your dad, Chemda, and he says you're lying."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1058: The Toilet Paper Diaries Updated: 2009-10-07 18:00:00 Description: "I tell you everything. Just some things you can't fuckin' handle."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1057: For My Eyes Only Updated: 2009-10-06 20:00:00 Description: "You were gonna watch us having sex. It was kinda kinky, kind of interesting."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1056: The Nightmare Updated: 2009-10-05 18:00:00 Description: "This is a girl laying on the floor, and you stomped on her."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1055: Never Have I Ever Updated: 2009-10-03 03:59:00 Description: "Nobody's leaving this alive."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1054: I'm Not an Asshole Updated: 2009-10-01 20:00:00 Description: "I'm gonna fight this guy!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD KATGtv 26: The Hot Dog Eating Contest Updated: 2009-10-01 04:00:00 Description: Keith, Myq Kaplan and Jeremy go for the gold...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1053: Family Values Updated: 2009-09-30 18:00:00 Description: "Have a sense of humor, Shithead."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1052: Get Smart Updated: 2009-09-29 20:00:00 Description: "Don't do acid or mushrooms in an artist's house."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1051: Bear the Shame Updated: 2009-09-28 20:00:00 Description: "You're not the prick cocksucker that was on Keith's DVD after all."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1050: Cum Together Updated: 2009-09-26 03:59:00 Description: "Act like a man! Cum like a man!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1049: Womp Womp Updated: 2009-09-24 20:00:00 Description: "Why do you do drugs in front of your kids?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1048: The Mamas & the Papas Updated: 2009-09-23 18:00:00 Description: "Be careful! Mom just discovered Google!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD KATGtv 25: Myq Kaplan Updated: 2009-09-23 04:00:00 Description: 100 for 30: Myq Kaplan...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1047: Hell-A Updated: 2009-09-22 20:00:00 Description: "I hate doing this talk show! I hate it!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1046: Chicken Fucker Updated: 2009-09-22 00:20:00 Description: "Justice runs on Little Baby Faggot Time."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1045: Oh God, Where Art Thou? Updated: 2009-09-19 03:59:00 Description: "Your lips are a hot dog bun. Want a picnic? I'll bring the meat. Also you're a whore I met on 18th street."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1044: The Greatest Updated: 2009-09-17 20:45:00 Description: "I do have to say something though about the new intern. This is gonna hurt feelings."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD KATGtv 24: Ray DeVito Updated: 2009-09-17 02:00:00 Description: 100 for 30: Ray DeVito...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1043: Twitterific Updated: 2009-09-16 20:00:00 Description: "Which brings me to my next question: Will you get totally nude for $130? That would be pretty wild. Wild and affordable."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1042: Better Than You Updated: 2009-09-15 20:00:00 Description: "You're a shit-box. How can I be clearer?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1041: The Love Experience Updated: 2009-09-14 23:00:00 Description: "I was nuts, and I was an asshole."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1040: The Branding Updated: 2009-09-12 01:11:00 Description: "I do like to get hurt."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1039: Celebrity Robots Updated: 2009-09-10 17:00:00 Description: "Ever wake up with your foot in the toilet?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1038: Five-Finger Discount Updated: 2009-09-09 18:00:00 Description: "I'm gonna fuck way more cancer patients than you before the year is over."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1037: A Perfect World Updated: 2009-09-08 20:00:00 Description: "You both deserved each other! I'm glad you made each other's lives Hell!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1036: Little Baby Faggot Returns Updated: 2009-09-07 20:00:00 Description: "Alright, I gotta go suck dick now. You behave."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1035: Neil Baxter Updated: 2009-09-05 03:59:00 Description: "Only assholes get MS."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1034: Sticky Fingers Updated: 2009-09-03 20:00:00 Description: "I'm about to beep all over myself."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1033: 21 and Over Updated: 2009-09-02 18:00:00 Description: "It feels like they're stealing my farts."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1032: Slide It In Updated: 2009-09-02 00:00:00 Description: "I really don't know if I have something in my ass or not."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD KATGtv 23: Chemda in Chell Updated: 2009-09-01 23:45:00 Description: Chemda laughs at an MS joke and joins the likes of Adolf Hitler and Jack the Ripper...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1031: Wordplay Updated: 2009-08-31 23:00:00 Description: "I'm not the same guy I was a year ago."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD KATGtv 22: The KATG Branding Updated: 2009-08-31 03:59:00 Description: Intern Mike receives and pontificates on his Keith and The Girl cutting and branding....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD KATGtv 21: The Chili-Off Updated: 2009-08-28 04:00:00 Description: Chemda, Matt, Lauren and Intern Mike compete in the 1st Annual Chili Competition...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1030: Bang a Dong Updated: 2009-08-27 20:00:00 Description: "Fuck you! I fuck your sons! I fuck your daughters!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1029: Respect the Gun Updated: 2009-08-26 20:45:00 Description: "Come on over, guys. I got a gun."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1028: Period Break Updated: 2009-08-25 20:45:00 Description: "It's Keith vs. Chemda now. You wanted it!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1027: Party Hard Updated: 2009-08-24 20:00:00 Description: "I really should just beat the fuck out of you."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD KATGtv 20: Myka FOX!!! Updated: 2009-08-22 16:00:00 Description: Keith, Brother Love and the KATG audience put Myka FOX!!! on the spot...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1026: Ass Frenzy Updated: 2009-08-22 03:59:00 Description: "Just a simple jerk-off. Who knew?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1025: Sabotage Updated: 2009-08-19 20:00:00 Description: "First time I've been offended by the show."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1024: Skanks a Lot Updated: 2009-08-18 20:00:00 Description: "I can, without slander, call him homosexual."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1023: Speaking of Gay Updated: 2009-08-17 20:00:00 Description: "I'm an advanced man, and I like to do it in the ass."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD KATGtv 19: The Burger-Off Updated: 2009-08-17 03:59:00 Description: Keith, Pat, Jeremy, Cole and Intern Mike compete in the 1st Annual Burger Competition...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1022: General Coonery Updated: 2009-08-13 20:00:00 Description: "If I'm embarrassing me, I'm embarrassing you."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1021: Brillo Pad Lovin' Updated: 2009-08-13 03:30:00 Description: "Keith is belittling someone after he talked about tearing his dick with a Brillo Pad."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1020: Count Me In Updated: 2009-08-11 20:00:00 Description: "Shit, I'm pretty fuckin' gay..." ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1019: Black Comedy Updated: 2009-08-10 20:00:00 Description: "Jesus Christ, can't you lighten up for five fuckin' minutes?!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1018: Gay in the Back Updated: 2009-08-08 03:59:00 Description: "Your mommy sucked my dick for two dollars."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1017: Clickity Clack Bitches Updated: 2009-08-06 21:30:00 Description: "Get the fuck out the way, Nana."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1016: Cold Hearted Snake Updated: 2009-08-05 20:00:00 Description: "There's no way to win is the answer."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1015: Making Boys Cry Updated: 2009-08-04 20:00:00 Description: "My fists are thirsty for Ray's balls."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1014: 5 Stars Updated: 2009-08-03 20:00:00 Description: "Tell me who your friends are, and I will tell you what you are like."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1013: Mother Fuckers Updated: 2009-08-01 03:59:00 Description: "Drama will be soon."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1012: I'll Fight You Updated: 2009-07-30 20:30:00 Description: "You apparently have never been ninja-fucked."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1011: The Unforgiven Updated: 2009-07-29 18:00:00 Description: "I will not let a shit-head offend me."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1010: Stage Fright Updated: 2009-07-28 17:00:00 Description: "This is a drunk sudden movement venue."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1009: Getting Spooked Updated: 2009-07-27 04:00:00 Description: "I don't have a problem with sleeping with a lot of comedians."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1008: Big Pimpin' Updated: 2009-07-23 20:30:00 Description: "I'll be back later 'cause you like to beat people."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1007: Throwdown at the County Fair Updated: 2009-07-22 20:00:00 Description: "They pay you for this crap. It's amazing. God bless 'em." ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1006: Salty Biscuit Updated: 2009-07-21 20:30:00 Description: "I've had an olive in my ass."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1005: 1-900-HAHA-FUCK Updated: 2009-07-20 20:30:00 Description: "I'm very in touch with Me."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1004: Goo Goo G'joob Updated: 2009-07-18 03:59:00 Description: "I'm not alone. But you know that don't mean I'm not lonely."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1003: 1-800-FUCK-YOU Updated: 2009-07-16 20:00:00 Description: "I lost my shit."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1002: An Awart Winning Show Updated: 2009-07-15 20:30:00 Description: "Two days notice, and Keith will do whatever you want."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 1001: Awesome Updated: 2009-07-14 20:00:00 Description: "I'm a fuckin' animal, and all I do is fight."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 999: Have a Nice Life Updated: 2009-07-09 20:30:00 Description: "You're gonna sue the child for blowing your husband..."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 998: Into the Fire Updated: 2009-07-08 20:00:00 Description: "Now I'm about to violate your trust."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 997: Flying Pussy Updated: 2009-07-07 22:00:00 Description: "Don't Palin Me."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 996: Turn the Page Updated: 2009-07-03 14:00:00 Description: "It was the beginning of the end."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 995: Boom Boom Boom Updated: 2009-07-02 20:00:00 Description: "Is this against the law if your baby like looks over here for a second?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 994: Twenty Questions Updated: 2009-07-01 21:00:00 Description: "Let's get a few things straight."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 993: Your Line of Questioning Updated: 2009-06-30 21:30:00 Description: "If you want to know who your real enablers are: It's your listeners."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 992: Keith is a Drunk Updated: 2009-06-29 20:30:00 Description: "One boring fucking day at a time..."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 991: Burger War Updated: 2009-06-29 00:00:00 Description: "He brought like Hot Pockets to The Greatest Chefs in the World Competition."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 990: If You Can't Stand the Heat Updated: 2009-06-27 03:59:00 Description: "All my friends are lying to me!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 989: Die, Michael Jackson, Die!!! Updated: 2009-06-25 22:00:00 Description: "It was too soon when you touched my children!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 988: Robot Drinking Problems Updated: 2009-06-24 21:30:00 Description: "Somebody kill me today. It's not gonna get better."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 987: I Love You Updated: 2009-06-23 21:30:00 Description: "I'm the fuckin' meltin' pot, A-fuck!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 986: The Atheist Club Updated: 2009-06-22 23:00:00 Description: "If you are going to pay for sex it better be dirty because at home: the laundry is folded."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 985: The Dragon Returns Updated: 2009-06-20 23:00:00 Description: "For those of you who no longer wish to honor who I am and what I do, I truly wish you death."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 984: Monkey Business Updated: 2009-06-19 21:30:00 Description: "Your backyard is where I vacation! How ya like that?!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 983: Genuine Updated: 2009-06-18 22:30:00 Description: "She vaginad her way into the position."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 982: For Love or Money Updated: 2009-06-17 18:30:00 Description: "I wanna fuck a girl who I put it in her ass and she doesn't even turn around to see who it is."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 981: Seeing the Light Updated: 2009-06-16 22:00:00 Description: "I think we might owe you an apology, actually."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 980: Choke-take Updated: 2009-06-16 03:59:00 Description: "Let's get back to the story: He tells me to cum on his face..."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 979: Beer Hug Updated: 2009-06-14 20:00:00 Description: "Time to go out raping, I guess."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 978: Let's Go Pittsburgh! Updated: 2009-06-13 03:59:00 Description: "I'm the kid you jerked off, you fuckin' son of a bitch."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 977: Our Four Cents Updated: 2009-06-11 22:30:00 Description: "This isn't a town that says, 'Keep the change.'"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 976: Frienemy Updated: 2009-06-10 21:30:00 Description: "Kiss my dick, Spooky!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 975: Burns and Allen Updated: 2009-06-09 21:30:00 Description: "Everything looks sexy. She has no control."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 974: Dream On Updated: 2009-06-08 22:30:00 Description: "It's not a very nice show."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 973: Evolution of Man Updated: 2009-06-06 03:59:00 Description: "It ain't no note-takin' faggot baa! It's a drinkin' baa!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 972: Worse Than Hitler Updated: 2009-06-05 01:00:00 Description: "We are a team! You hate who I hate!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 971: Awkward Updated: 2009-06-03 21:30:00 Description: "Sometimes you gotta put your penis places."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 970: You've Been Duped Updated: 2009-06-02 23:00:00 Description: "It's like I'm fuckin' me!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 969: Define "No" Updated: 2009-05-30 03:59:00 Description: "Don't go to the dildo store when you're horny."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 968: Praise be Allah Updated: 2009-05-28 18:00:00 Description: "Don't pull me into this."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 967: Hot Dog Revenge Updated: 2009-05-27 23:00:00 Description: "My life would be over if I was allowed to say whatever I could say."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 966: If Charming Means Cunty Updated: 2009-05-26 21:30:00 Description: "It's never good to throw things at gang members."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 965: American Bad Ass Updated: 2009-05-23 03:59:00 Description: "Two thumbs down, and two middle fingers up."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 964: Why Jews Eat Sand Updated: 2009-05-21 18:30:00 Description: "Do you understand how sad this is, ladies?"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 963: The Shed Updated: 2009-05-20 22:00:00 Description: "Go home, and quit touching each other."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 962: Is This Thing On? Updated: 2009-05-19 21:30:00 Description: "I partied even crazier the next night to the point where like my knees are like bloody-colored and bruises and..."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 961: Heckler Updated: 2009-05-18 21:30:00 Description: "That is when your and F-MOS' advice came to mind. She was suddenly feeling doubts, so I just whipped my dick out."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 960: How'd You Get Your Accent? Updated: 2009-05-15 18:00:00 Description: "I'm the undisputed all-time champion comedy king comedy!"...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 959: LOLz Updated: 2009-05-14 21:30:00 Description: "I happen to be the crossover nigger of America."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 958: Drinking Buddies Updated: 2009-05-14 00:00:00 Description: "Tell me what level of a scumbag I am."...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD | ||||
