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The Adam and Matty Show Listen in as an out gay couple broadcast from back in the closet. We are a couple of odd guys or an odd couple living in Dallas Texas. We discuss our lives as a gay couple in the deep south, things that irritate us, and pretty much anything that we can think of.
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AMS Episode 100: The Last Goodbye Updated: 2011-07-31 00:38:23 Description: Alright, so I really get pissed off when podcasts end and don't have any explaination. This is not a normal show guys, but I felt like I owed it to the loyal listeners to explain our depart from the Adam and Matty Show and also give you an update o...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD AMS Live Pride48 2010 Updated: 2010-07-12 04:48:18 Description: This is a bonus edition of our Live Pride48 2010 show. Enjoy!! Please come and watch as we broadcast the 100th episode on Monday July 12th at 8pm CST. Complete with Nude boys and all. Go to adamandmattyshow.com and click on "Live Chat." Listen...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD AMS099: Adam Lost a Screw, and Matty's Social Commentary. Updated: 2010-06-23 23:59:25 Description: We had to release this episode rather close to the last one in preparation for the Pride48 festivities that are taking place on June 26th. Adam is doing a lot of preparing for the event, including building a new rolling cabinet for the audio mixer....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD AMS Episode 98: We're working on the boys as we speak, I creamed his ass, Shaquanda and Shawonka, and Son have you ever kissed a mule's ass? Updated: 2010-06-22 00:32:12 Description: We are back after a long break. Sorry we have been releasing the shows so late, but we are trying to stretch to the 100th episode. After that, we will try to get back to our one per week schedule. On a side note, there will be 2 live shows instead ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD AMS Episode 97: The World Is Coming to an End, Some FatAss Messaged, a Plethora of Birthday Organs for Matty, and If I'm Innocent Until Proven Guilty, F Off, I'm Leaving! Updated: 2010-05-24 14:24:37 Description: The studio is a bit crowded in this episode. We are joined in the studio this week by the slut himself, the roomie. We are also rejoined by Michael this week. He wasn't able to go to London yet because of the ash cloud. Adam thinks that the worl...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD AMS Episode 96: Justin's Big Package, I wonder if It Had Some Nipple Juice On it, and Iced Vulvas. Updated: 2010-05-07 05:10:45 Description: Adam and Matty are solo tonight. Michael couldn't be bothered to fit us into his schedule this week, so we have to remember how to do it by ourselves. We recieved a VERY large package from Aussie Justin this week. We love big packages, and Just...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD AMS Episode 95: Snap-Snap-Snap, The Human Slinky, Cock Suckers and Cream Pies, and the Gun Show. Updated: 2010-04-30 06:58:56 Description: Matty thinks it's been too long since we last recorded. Michael points out that it has only been 8 days. We would have recorded on Saturday, but Michaels theater going schedule keeps him busy all of the time. Adam and Matty make fun of Michael fo...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD AMS Episode 94: Rest in Peace Julia, and the Bois Are Back In Town! Updated: 2010-04-20 17:48:21 Description: The boys are finally back after our various travels and the big move. sorry that it took us so long to get a new show out. Hopefully we will do better moving forward. It took a long time to get moved and get the new studio set up, etc..etc. But,...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD AMS Episode 93: Live From the AMS Studios, Starring Adam, Matty, Michael and the AMS Band. Updated: 2010-03-23 04:55:21 Description: Adam and Matty return to live programming for the first time in over 4 months. We hope the ones of you who joined us are happy about the live show. We MAY continue to do this on either a monthly or quarterly basis depending upon how the queen feel...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD AMS Episode 92: No More Complication, Two Blonde Bimbos and a Faggot, Better Not Take a Black Light to That, and Maybe He Should Shave His Unibrow. Updated: 2010-03-18 03:20:46 Description: Adam and Matty discuss the drama around the apartment complex situation. Of course, we couldn't move without some sort of drama. Drama seems to follow Matty around. We go from discribing the weight room, to the balcony, to the photos in the broch...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD AMS Episode 91: Jesus Paid Us a Visit, Do You Want Some Cwafee, You Should've Seen Their Plumbing, and I Can't Talk to You, Your Just Too Ugly! Updated: 2010-03-05 04:45:29 Description: We start out the show talking about the possibility of a video version of the show that Adam is working on. More cords were laying around the apartment than an engine room on the Starship Enterprise. Then we hear some strange noise and think Jesus...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD AMS Episode 90: Stickin Cords Up My Butt, Thirty's Around the Corner, Light Day/Heavy Day/Super Bitchy Day, Elephant Placenta on My Face and Camel Dick in my Mouth, She Got a Chicken Scrip Up Her Ass, Up Broadway's Cheeks, and Semi Black. Updated: 2010-03-01 07:11:40 Description: Adam and Matty go down memory lane discussing the ins and outs of producing the show in the past. Matty has now decided that since 30 is just around the corner (4 years), he is going to start to go to the gym with Adam. It's about time he does this...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD AMS Episode 89: Would You Rather Have Manure, Cocaine, or Waffle House for Valentine's Day? Updated: 2010-02-21 01:30:59 Description: Adam and Matty start off by talking about their Valentine's Day meal out. We decided this year to go out the night before to try to avoid the crowds. First of all, how old are we? That's kinda like grandma and grandpa going to get the early bird ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD AMS Episode 88: Guys with IPhones. Updated: 2010-02-14 06:25:50 Description: I'm not sure what went on in this one guys. But, I wanted to get it out before too long had passed. Enjoy and have a happy Valentine's Day! Listen in as we discuss these topics and more. Call us on our Skype line 469-277-2204 and leave a voicemai...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD AMS Episode 87: How Big is Your Scepter?, I Opened My Eyes and There Were Two Boobies In Front of Me, the Super Absorbent Maxi, I Mean iPad, and My Car Snorts My Crack For Me. Updated: 2010-02-05 06:51:40 Description: Are you into online gaming? We begin this episode talking about World of Warcraft and other online games. Michael makes fun of the Dungeons and Dragons parties that geeks have. How big is your scepter? We then go into some talk about two of Matt...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD AMS Episode 86: Hehe You F**k Me I likey, The Word Creamsicle Takes on a Whole New Meeting, Hot Boi Hole, and a Wort on His Left Nut. Updated: 2010-02-01 05:04:26 Description: Adam and Matty want to take a trip this summer to Puerto Rico. We start out discussing possible vacations and reasons we should and shouldn't go there. We would visit the listeners in Australia and New Zealand if the donations would pour forth. O...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD AMS Episode 85: I Touch the Queen Every Night, NBC's Employee of the Month, and Stupid White Cracker. Updated: 2010-01-24 07:46:04 Description: Adam, Matty and Michael sit around with a live studio audience this week. We need to come up with some kind of theater seating and monitors for all the guests. We go over the drama that Matty had with our friend Damian. They got into some kind ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD AMS Episode 84: Happy New Year From the Disgraces to the Gay Community. Updated: 2010-01-16 05:33:38 Description: Adam and Matty go over there holiday that they spent seperate. We also invite Michael into the studio again to share his holiday with us and join in on the show. We also got voicemails from 3 new listeners. Yay! Then Adam goes on a rant about ne...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD AMS Episode 83: My Chipmunk Hump Christmas! Updated: 2009-12-24 05:39:12 Description: Hey everyone. Matty and I are away at our families, but did take time to sit down before we left to record this show for you. We hope you have a VERY happy holiday season. We will be back around the second week of January with new shows. Listen ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD AMS Episode 82 Updated: 2009-12-05 05:36:34 Description: Listen in as we discuss these topics and more. Call us on our Skype line 469-277-2204 and leave a voicemail. Visit us at www.adamandmattyshow.com and leave a comment. ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD AMS Episode 81: The Jalepeno on a Stick and The Fat Sausage on a Stick, I Used to Be a Coal Miner's Daughter, He Said Double Entry, and He Called Asking for a Screw. Updated: 2009-11-26 01:02:27 Description: Matty decides that we need to have a gossip session about our "friends" here in Dallas to begin this episode. We have over our friend Michael again tonight to guest host with us. He goes over his projects at his gold incrusted house. He also reve...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD AMS Episode 80: It's a Respectable Length, I didn't know that was your punchline, and Give me Some Sugar With Those Oats! Updated: 2009-11-14 22:37:18 Description: Adam and Matty have Michael on the show again for this episode. Adam steals Matty's supposed punchline and we talk about the news for the week. The news includes a story about a man who wanted some Sugar from his horse. Ewwww. Listen in as we di...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD AMS Episode 79: Shamu in Fishnets and a Short Tight Skirt, and Have You Heard of a Donkey Punch, Gorilla Mask, and the Houdini. Updated: 2009-11-07 23:29:53 Description: In this episode, we go into some detail about another Halloween that we attended on Friday night. Adam's boss throws a party every Year for Halloween and we must make an appearance. Matty feels that some of the attendees to the party shouldn't hav...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD AMS Episode 78: Designer Rectums on Halloween Updated: 2009-10-28 22:19:11 Description: This is the first non-live show in a while. Yes, the boys are still around doing shows, we just aren't doing them live for the time being. For those of you who love the live shows, don't worry. We will more than likely be back live sometime at th...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD AMS Episode 77: A Twink in a Diaper! Updated: 2009-10-16 03:59:57 Description: In this episode, we start out with a mass of confusion. The studio was full for this recording. We invite a friend of ours, Michael, to record with us tonight. He brought a friend with him, and of course we had Chris from Ft Worth watching footba...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD AMS Episode 76: I Always Like Some Good Sauce! Updated: 2009-10-08 01:08:15 Description: Listen in as we discuss these topics and more. Call us on our Skype line 469-277-2204 and leave a voicemail. Visit us at www.adamandmattyshow.com and leave a comment. Join us LIVE on Saturdays at 7pm CST. Just click on "Live Chat" from the home pag...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD AMS Episode 75: Adam and Matty Clone a Willy. Updated: 2009-09-28 07:09:59 Description: In this episode, we go over the weekly news from our lives. Adam is getting ready for a trip to Florida for work and Matty is working hard on his School stuff. We also review a product this week. We filmed ourselves trying out a product called Cl...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD AMS Episode 74: There's a Dagger Over There! Updated: 2009-09-24 12:19:04 Description: Listen in as we discuss these topics and more. Call us on our Skype line 469-277-2204 and leave a voicemail. Visit us at www.adamandmattyshow.com and leave a comment. Join us LIVE on Saturdays at 7pm CST. Just click on "Live Chat" from the home pag...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD AMS Episode 73: He Thinks His Vacuum's Clumsy Updated: 2009-09-17 02:17:48 Description: In this episode, there's more talk about Matty's school, and Adam has decided he's going to fast for two weeks. He must be crazy. There are tips from the chat room on how to deal with fasting. We also, talk about several news stories, including a...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD AMS Episode 72: Are You Ready For Some FootBall, and Well, If You Don't Have Any Arms, Fucker, You Can't Cash Your Check! Updated: 2009-09-09 06:09:31 Description: In this episode, we start out with Matty giving instructions to the redneck from Ft Worth on how to use our DVR. Apparently, in order to keep him in studio on Saturday nights, we have to provide a way for him to record his Saturday night football g...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD AMS Episode 71: Happy Birthday Adam, Five Dolla Suckie Suckie, I do Yo Math Fo Free, and Matty is a Chicken Hawk! Updated: 2009-09-02 03:44:19 Description: This episode we spend just getting caught up on what happened what Adam and Matty while we were away. There Was so much to go over from the past two weeks, that there was no time for any news or other content. Adam discusses his trip to Arkansas t...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD AMS Episode 70: Beats the Hell out of Me! Updated: 2009-08-27 00:38:55 Description: Hey everyone!! I'm glad to be back from my trip and thought I better get this episode posted before someone shoots me. Of course, I have NO idea what we talked about, it's been a week and a half. But I hope you enjoy another wonderful episode....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD AMS Episode 69: The Ass Signing Episode..Maybe. Updated: 2009-08-11 23:46:01 Description: We start out this episode with some Adam and Matty genealogy. Lets compare traaaaGic grandma names. Mean people live longer, Matty expects to live to be 150. Matty learns the joys of government bureaucracy at Sally Mae, and all the Shaquanda's worki...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD AMS Episode 68: The Twilight Zone, Closed Captioning For the Hearing Impaired, I Feel Like Dancing, and Tutz My Bodeh! Updated: 2009-08-05 04:26:21 Description: Adam and Matty start out this show feeling weird because of strangeness that has occurred in the chatroom during the pre show. Evidently one of the "listeners" of the show is actually deaf and requested a translator for the show. As Adam and Matty ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD AMS Episode 67: Global A-Go-Go Baby! Updated: 2009-07-30 01:47:14 Description: In this episode, we talk about everything from Bank Fraud, to Food Network, to Rats eating baby toes. There was so much going on in this marathon episode (that was heavily edited), that I just can't go into detail about it all. Just have a listen...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD AMS Episode66: Let Me Suck Your Cock On Twitter, She-came-in-a-Honda She-Left-in-a-Honda, Don't Say Howdy to the Fag at the Gym, Shamu has a Swimmers Build, Pigs Chasing a Pig, and Internet Shock Jocks. Updated: 2009-07-22 05:20:33 Description: We invite a special guest to the show this episode. Kevin from Maine is on for the entire show. Matty starts out complaining that listener Robbie is too romantic with his partner over Twitter. We also talk about how the romance has died after our ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD AMS Episode 65: Dribbling Fireworks, Beat the shit out of the Numb Nutts, It only took his parents' credit card and three weeks, Fuck You Alice, Fuck You, Retarded Texting, Jesus said he was crazy, and I want some milk, some Moo-Cow? Updated: 2009-07-13 14:09:42 Description: Welcome to the return of the Adam and Matty Show. We start off the episode talking about our fabulous 4th of July with the dribbling fireworks and the rednecks and numb nuts. Evidently, the redneck Chris likes to intimidate the parking attendants a...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD AMS Episode 64: Pride48 Extravaganza! Updated: 2009-07-07 02:43:42 Description: Adam and Matty did their live show as a part of the Pride 48, 2 day live streaming event that happened last weekend. We celebrate Gay Pride in this episode by going over some ads that make us thing of the fags. We also listen to voicemails and read...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 63: I have to see the chatroom, Faded City, Hot Strippers, JackOff Whore, and You lost my stick shift. Updated: 2009-06-25 06:15:38 Description: We start out talking about more of Matty's computer problems. His porno habit has been negatively effected by another problem with his laptop. As usual, there is a part on order. We also discuss our newest listener, who is a member of the Jaded Ci...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 62: Daniel Needs a Hover-Round, First the Dildo Then We Fart, A and M Get Political Schooling, Jesus in a Grilled Cheese, and GD'it Fest. Updated: 2009-06-18 03:13:01 Description: Matty was supposed to be out of town this week so we could all miss him. Well, he missed us so much that he had to come back early to join the show and see all of his fans. We are also joined on this episode by temporal internet celebrity, Daniel J...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 61: Jizz Stain Discount, His Camo Purse Falls Out of His Mouth, Is that a Guy or a Girl, and Sex Games with a Listener. Updated: 2009-06-11 05:21:17 Description: I will let the title speak for itself this week folks. We have all your favorites in this episode, including talk of Pier One, Car Trouble, Str8/Gay listeners, sex toy games oh MY! Just listen along and join us on the ride. Listen in as we discus...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 60: I've always wanted to witness a train wreck as it Happens, and Who's the New Drama Queen. Updated: 2009-06-03 05:36:28 Description: We start off the show with more drama as Adam can't decide whether or not he is going to talk. It appears that Matty thinks he can do the show by himself and Adam get's his feelings hurt. The chat room thinks that Adam is the new drama queen. I ha...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 59: Company in the Studio, Cow Tippin, and Assisted Suicide. Updated: 2009-05-27 06:03:54 Description: We had company in the studio this week ladies and gentlemen. We had a friend of ours "Uncut Ryan" as we like to call him. And we had listener Chris from Fort Worth. We all went to the nudy bar across the street after the show. As it's Memorial D...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 58: Stop being a douchebag, Angelic Pubes, that Whale Semen Crap, @pedaphile drop the child, and Waxing the Winker. Updated: 2009-05-20 06:31:44 Description: We begin this episode talking about how old we are. Adam has been noticed the shiny grey hairs when he get's in the tanning bed. The ultra violet lights cause it to glow. Then Adam has a rant about the stupid people at the tanning bed trying to se...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 57: We need an intern, Have a Tricketh this Eveningeth, We're Gonna Hear BBBEEEEEPPP, My Water is Holy, Adam Made a Funny, and Happy Birthday Matty!! Updated: 2009-05-11 23:43:13 Description: We begin this weekend speaking about the new tenants. Of course, they couldn't pay the rent on time. We had to start off the lease with drama. AFter the rent was over a week late, we were informed that WE didn't notify them in a timely manner of th...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 56: Streaming Live from Dubiousintent.com, We only Had a Hard Penis and One Sink, Adam's Ass Burned into My Screen, and I'm not gonna Poop Here, and Adam Drunkie Cast. Updated: 2009-05-05 18:34:27 Description: Adam and Matty had major difficulties with the live chat and video/audio this week. The chat room ended up moving over to the chatroom for Dubious Intent. Matty says there will be no more video and he thinks the queen has spoken. Regardless of whe...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 55: I'm a Diva, I got Three Loads at the End, a Little Bondage Never Hurt Some Chicken, Where IS Shaquanda, The A&M Green Moment, the Head is Out, and Talk Geeky to Me! Updated: 2009-04-28 18:50:12 Description: It seems that since we've moved, the new setup has confused Matty somewhat. He can't figure out which side of the microphone he needs to use. This, of course causes drama at the beginning of the show as Matty announces that "He's the Diva" and shou...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 54: Moving On and Catching Up Updated: 2009-04-22 05:13:48 Description: We're alive everyone! I know you were all worried that we had gone away, or that we were eaten in some weird Mexican taco, or something. NO!! We are still here and kicking. It's been a hectic couple of weeks as we've attempted to move and also ge...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 53: Old Weather Girls, Did you Blow Chunks on My Floor, and You're Gonna Luv My Nuts! Updated: 2009-04-07 19:03:22 Description: We start off the episode as if we've become our grandparents. Who talks about the weather unless they are sitting in the nursing home? Oh well, I guess topics were lacking. Adam has to carry extra antiperspirant during the summer so that he doesn'...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 52: They're All Gonna Cum on April 15th, If the Eye Candy is Included We're Sold, El Sucko El Pollo Dicko, Screech becomes Scrooge, Mummified Mommy, Chili Con Breastises, and Get in My Tummy. Updated: 2009-04-01 04:13:25 Description: We start off this episode talking about the leasing of our house, including the background check that we had to run on the new tenants. The AMS manor has now officially been leased and is off the market. For once, Matty has nothing but praise for...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 51: Slum Lords, We're Not Lovers, We're Haters, Anally Goosed, and Mr Limpy. Updated: 2009-03-25 04:47:58 Description: This episode is our third attempt at a live show. This one took about 3 recording sessions for us. The first night, we gave up because we couldn't seem to UStream and record at the same time. The second night, we got about 45 minutes in and realiz...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 50: This Episode was Taped Before a Live Studio Audience. Updated: 2009-03-17 04:54:45 Description: First off, we want to apologize if this episode is a bit, scattered. We did our second live broadcast and had several technical problems during the taping. It was VERY hard for us to stay focused. Keep in mind that it will get better and better. ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 49: Thank you BOI, It'll Cut the Bitterness, My Cartoon Character is HOT, Designed to NOT Sell, You Popped Our Jew Cherry, WWDD, and Barbie Needs a Clit. Updated: 2009-03-10 04:46:48 Description: This week we have a special guest for you guys. Bend over and say "AHH" as we join the ultimate leater daddy himself, Mr. Leather, Philadephia 2008, Scott Daddy. He's a hot muscle daddy who is into fire and electricity. MMMmmmmm I'm dripping just ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 48: Open wide 24 hours, Bullet-proof weave, His Ass Blew up, 2 night cast, Piece be Steel, and Things you Should Know. Updated: 2009-03-03 06:21:35 Description: Ok everyone, we are getting back to posting on Mondays. Even though I'm posting this one close to the end of Monday evening, it still counts. We begin the cast with a sponsorship by Matty's ass. I told him I would be adding sponsors to each sho...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 47: Shat upon the listeners, Disclaimers, The Power Squirts, Turd is the New Vomit, Town for Sale, Pay-As-You-Go takes on a whole new meaning, and Minnesota Pork. Updated: 2009-02-19 03:52:09 Description: We begin this episode with a special thanks to a couple of listeners who donated this week. Adam has decided that anyone who donates will be recognized as a "sponsor" of that next show. Matty thinks Adam has "Shat" on the previous listeners who hav...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 46: Happy Anniversary, And on the 6th Day, God created Anal Sex, Wanna-Be Porn Star, The Racism Just Warms my Heart, Sleep Walking Sex Offender, Potty Pyromania, and Sexy Interviews. Updated: 2009-02-11 07:42:26 Description: First off, we want to wish ourselves a happy anniversary for recording the Adam and Matty Show for a whole year. Yay! Send us some presents to thank us for all of our hard work. *grin* We start off recounting our week. As usual, the AMS househol...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 45: I stuck it in the Freezer, Does Mommy Need to change your diaper?, It looks like a family of Squirrels took up residence in her hair, We have potty mouths, Moses Dropped the F*ck, He burned a pussy, and the Sodomizer. Updated: 2009-02-05 08:24:37 Description: Matty starts out complaining about his laptop this evening. Apparently he now has to stick it in the freezer just to play World of Warcraft. Adam and Matty then go on to discuss a local televangelist and her hair. Then we move on the potty mouths ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 44: Return from Oblivion, What's this thing in front if my face?, It burns OH it burns, My Ass itched all night, My Dead Bride, and His Ass is on My Phone. Updated: 2009-01-29 04:07:07 Description: Hey everyone. We are back from the brink of oblivion. We know it's been way too long since the last show. As I said in the last posting and in the email I sent out, Matty lost his job and we were not in that funny, "place" the last couple of weeks...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 43: My Husband the Geek, That's False Advertising, Wedding Munchies, What's a Jew Doing Robbing a Bank?, I Guess He won't See it Coming, Cowboy Dick, and I've got the Burning Bush. Updated: 2009-01-13 22:09:17 Description: We start off another show by talking about our new addiction. World of Warcraft has taken over the house it seems. Now Matty REALLY doesn't have time to get ready for the show because of his new past time. I guess he will need the time off work to...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 42: 3am Casting, Inflate My Ass, Recycling Bottoms, Matty's a Troll, F-U Daniel Brewer, Fisted for New Years, Can You put Crisco on that Please, and other stuff. Updated: 2009-01-06 21:01:45 Description: Ok, there's so much content in this episode, that I just can't even begin to sum it all up. I want to begin by saying that we recorded this show at 3am Sunday morning after having a considerable amount of Southern Comfort and Vodka. So, please be k...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 41: Happy New Year, Leprous Lips, Stroked by Captain Morgan, Pizza Mishaps, One More Second Please, and Go Out with a Bang. Updated: 2008-12-31 07:18:17 Description: Happy F'ing New Year everyone!! In this episode we go over our fabulous Christmas together. It was the first one were we've been in the same place at the same time to exchange presents. Adam even injured himself while making dinner for Matty recen...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 40: Merry Christmas, Transfigured A&M, and all I want for Christmas is a nice tight hole, and I saw Daddy doing What? Updated: 2008-12-24 03:55:29 Description: Adam and Matty are back to their mischievous ways as they prepare for the Christmas holidays. For Matty, it's a trip to midnight Mass and the ever popular organ. For Adam, the cooking, M&Ms, and Chipmunk's Christmas album bring back the memories. ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 39: Reliving the nightmare that was Thanksgiving. Updated: 2008-12-10 05:48:44 Description: Sorry for the late posting again everyone. Holiday season is in full swing here in the AMS household and Adam is so busy he doesn't know when to breathe. Between concerts, rehearsals and two jobs, it's amazing that anything is getting done. We hav...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 38: Stricken Smitten and Afflicted Updated: 2008-11-25 19:18:28 Description: This podcast is a little bit stricken a little shmitten and just a touch afflicted. Our return to the air brings lots of sass from the both of us. Adam discusses white trash Thanksgiving decorations and Matty is pissy because he had to clean for hi...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 37: I'm not gonna be naked by the end of the show, A Momentus Turd, WalMart Cruising, and Naked Politics. Updated: 2008-11-12 05:31:46 Description: Sorry for the late posting of this one guys. It's been busy for me and the editing and writing of notes takes a bit of time. Adam and Matty discuss the recent repairs to Matty's car. They also discuss a new possibility for things to punish Adam wh...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 36: The Old Jesus's, He Could've Cum on The Console, Whistling Geriatrics, Please Hold While We Meet our Sexual Needs and Toilet Seat Shinanigans. Updated: 2008-11-04 06:11:00 Description: Adam and Matty had more car troubles this week, but this time it was Matty's car. It was so bad that Matty's grandparents (the OLD Jesus's) had to come to town so that his Grandfather could help him repair the car. Our advice to you is to take your ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 35: Halloween Madness, Fat Wrapped in Fat, Butthole Crack of the South, Straight Guys Whippin'em Out, Saggy Flattened Teets, Halloween Theme Trivia, and 9 Queenly words. Updated: 2008-10-29 06:11:59 Description: This is the special Halloween edition of the Adam and Matty Show. A different theme song, a different closer, and a new game all in the Halloween theme. Be afraid, be VERY afraid. Adam and Matty discuss a visit from Scott last week. He is the par...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 34: Nyquil Cast, and Making Fun of British John Updated: 2008-10-20 05:01:13 Description: Hi everyone. I am sick this week, so I do not feel like writing a novel to describe this weeks episode. :) In this episode Adam is sick and needs both vodka AND nyquil to get through the show. Kids, please don't try this at home. Adam has di...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 33: Podcast A-La_Poopoo, Matty Bitching again?, Joan is a cumming, Sr Citizen Cock, Gay Tattoos, lubricated emailing, and I know you didn't. Updated: 2008-10-13 06:46:38 Description: Adam and Matty start out the show with Matty bitching about the quality of gay.com. He wants to move to manhunt.net for his hole hunting needs. Adam complains about the customers at his store that want to bother him while he's trying to get his wor...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 32: Podcasting on Vodka, Podcasting HOs, He Opened His Mouth and His Purse Fell Out, Murder by Ugliness, A Redneck On Obama, Human GPS, and Political Madness. Updated: 2008-10-06 19:52:47 Description: First of all, this podcast is a bit scattered as Adam and Matty decided to podcast with a bit of a "buzz." If you hate it, you can blame listener Dave. He told us we should podcast after having vodka, so this was the result. Matty is online looki...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode #31: Lick My Ass Suck my Equipment, What were we fighting about?, A Tootin and a cummin, Matty Stall Action, Muslim Pole Dancing, Presidential Slip-Ups, and Adam's Podcast Crush. Updated: 2008-09-29 06:05:51 Description: Adam and Matty start off the show in fine form. Arguments ensue regarding Adam's readiness to record and the quality of Adam's "equipment." Matty then decides he wants to have a rant about some supposed discrimination at work. If he wasn't cruisin...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode #30: The Marriage of "Fag" aro, farewell to the Jesus's, Hurricane streaker, Democratic Slip of the Tongue, Drunk Ass Mo Fo, and Porn from the listeners. Updated: 2008-09-18 04:07:30 Description: Adam and Matty discuss the weekend visit from the "Jesus's." Matty was a good little boy and behaved like a perfect gentleman. He also helped clean the house and prepare for the visit. Adam thinks there was WAY too much hurricane coverage and thin...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode #29: Return from Fantasy Island, Noah's Arc Disney Vacation, Unsolved Mysteries, and Can I have extra napkins for my poopin please? Updated: 2008-09-08 04:52:47 Description: Heya bois! Are we glad to be back this week. In this weeks episode, we recap our FABULOUS vacation in Orlando. Scott and Ryan were awesome hosts and we look forward to seeing them again soon. We also go over the final chapter in the Jai story. H...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode #28: The Vacation Precum Special, Cocks Across the Ocean, Sticky Brits, I'll Have the Spicy Garlic Rat Please, She Must Have a Nice Foo Foo, Cock in a Hard Hairy Case, and I'd Rather Eat Baby Sick. Updated: 2008-08-28 05:26:52 Description: Adam and Matty are joined tonight by the British Hottie, Jai. Sorry if he is a bit quiet boys, but Skype is not the most reliable recording medium. This is our vacation special, as we will be going to Whore-lando this weekend to see the mouse. Jai...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode #27: HE's BACK, Gay Faggoty Drama, Flustered Adam, Melon Balling, and bunches of shit. Updated: 2008-08-21 04:06:45 Description: Hey everyone. Matty's back this week and just as bitchy and preachy as ever. If you missed your dose of bitchy this last week, you will definately get it from this show. Adam discusses vacation drama with the sexy British boy and his stress over h...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode #26: This is the Adam and ....what the...where's Matty? Adam podcasts this evening with special guest host, breath noise. Adam competes in the podcast olympics, don't drink the punch, Adam watches his boyish figure, we're sorry Mr, we've removed Updated: 2008-08-14 02:10:48 Description: Hey boys and girls. This week Matty has a migrane and can't be with us, so instead Adam podcasts with his breath noise. What? Well, please disregard the heavy breathing between every sentence. I've never done this shit by myself. I guess I need ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode #25: Anniversaries are for fuck-ups, They call him grace, we're Sorry Sir, you're over your 4 count maximum of wives, Seal Penis Souffle, Best-Of the Bitches, and Surprise Surprise. Updated: 2008-08-05 03:55:16 Description: Adam and Matty start the show with more fuck-ups. You'd think the 25th Anniversary show would be a smash. But instead, Matty spills a drink all over the table and nearly ruins the equipment, ending the show for eternity. Adam shows his bitchy side...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 24: The Sex-Files, Put your mouth on it, the Jesus's are coming, Aliens are out There, A side of flaming diahrea, Fish of the Day, and Fast Food 911. Updated: 2008-07-28 03:41:47 Description: Adam talks about his trip to the new X-Files movie, BY HIMSELF. He also goes over his trip to Washington. Matty talks about his experience at the local drive-in restaurant the other morning. In the news, a former NASA astronaut comes out with the ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 23: Please insert here, in another dimension, hunky policeman, s&m barbie, and the outlaw of the West. Updated: 2008-07-19 17:46:18 Description: This is a shortened episode because Adam is getting ready for his trip to Washington State. Adam starts out by talking about his recent car experience and the hunky police officer who helped out. In the news, Christians could start getting arrested...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 22: Extra Crispy or Extra Bitcy, Adam's "GEEKY" bad day, Advertising "Suck our cocks, their the best!!", Happy Anniversary and Fuck Off!, Dead Donkey Auction, and Play the music Adam!! Updated: 2008-07-16 05:56:19 Description: Adam and Matty are crabby, bitcy and Matty is drunk this evening. It's an interesting time to say the least. There's a conversation with Terminally Single Tim, including three ways and Paula Dean, Rock Throwing, and British Kisses...and that's only...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode #21: Full moon rants, one-shot, two-shots, three-shots, WHORE, three blind mice and a shotgun, matty gets his ignance song, and Gerbil lovin. Updated: 2008-07-09 04:56:08 Description: We begin tonights show with rants from the week. What is it about a clearance sale and white trash women? Adam and Matty bitch about their crazy customers this week. There are also stories about the nude pool party, one shot, two shots, three shot...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode #20: Bangers and Mash, Adam and Matty's Blue Ball Special, a whole new meaning to TheeWay Calling, watermelon Viagra, and Mini Me sex. Updated: 2008-07-02 05:23:30 Description: Let's all have a heaping helping of Bangers and Mash. Or at least get banged by our guest tonight. Jai, the hottie from the British Isles joins us for a brief chat at the beginning of the show. Keep your hands off boys. He's OURS. Adam and Matt...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode #19a: Menajapodcast, Prudy McPrudy Pants, 5 bottoms on the kitchen island, WOW that dental plan is really workin out for ya, double wide houseboat , road head, and REALLY, I would've just pissed on myself again . Updated: 2008-06-27 04:38:24 Description: This is the third series in our menajapodcast special. Of course Adam and Matty wanted to CUM last. Join us in this third part of our podcast orgy with The Way We See It Podcast and QThunderboysLIVE. Please excuse the audio as skype had some sort ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode #19: Lucky Jock Strap, Clothing Not-So Optional, Chocolate with Cream, and my organ teacher with the HUGE organ! Updated: 2008-06-24 03:21:48 Description: The bois discuss their week mowing weed wacking, NOT wacking off, and going to more pool parties. Matty got WAY too drunk at the party leaving Adam to navigate his way to gather the drunky food and get them home. With only one dropped burger, the b...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode #18: We don't swim in your ass, so don't cum in our pool. Excuse me sir, before you get on the plane, do you need to empty your poop sac? How many immigrants can you fit in one attic, and Flaming wheel chairs. Updated: 2008-06-16 05:29:22 Description: Adam and Matty had a fun time at the first pool party of the summer. There will be pictures posted, and we're sure there will be more of the parties this summer as well. How scandalous is YOUR pool party? In the news, we learn about airport secur...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode #17: I'll Have a Burger, Fries, and a side of schlong please, cream on the side. Gay love Connection in Sinton, a mooning gone horribly wrong, and "Matty, Judge and Jury". Updated: 2008-06-09 16:37:21 Description: In this episode, Adam discusses flirtation with a new boi at Wendys. "Are YOU on the dollar menu?" I don't think so. We discuss a listener in Sinton, TX and offer up to make a love connection with one of our listeners. As there is NOONE in Sinto...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode #16: Vacation Hell, Bull Testicles (what?), yeast infected Sex and the City, and can I have some dirty hot puffy tacos? Updated: 2008-06-02 05:42:51 Description: Adam and Matty discuss their not-so vacations with the family over the Memorial Day weekend. Matty is bitter over his trip to Corpus and Adam recounts his trip to Hickville. In the news this week, we celebrate the bull testicle as Adam reads a sto...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode #15: It's Memorial Day so get out your moomoo and get to the beach, vacationing with the evil twins, naked matty, and get your gay on vacation destinations. Updated: 2008-05-29 03:30:43 Description: This is the Memorial Day broadcast of the Adam and Matty show. We were on vacation this weekend so this was prerecorded, but posted late so that I could add our updates. Adam and Matty discuss naked sunbathing for anorexic bitches and the top gay ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode #14: Thank you for calling dell, how can we fuck you over? My computer needs a dickectomy, you can see my pussy, but not my face. Fall TV preview, too bad it's not porn, and I'd rather have a dildo ass scratcher than a revolver up my ass. Updated: 2008-05-19 05:13:49 Description: Adam discusses his attempts at repairing Matty's ailing computer this past week. We get to hear Matty type the entire episode as proof that the computer was fixed. Adam complains about the Dell customer service representative and plays audio that is...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode #13: Weedwacker wackoff, birthday ass, dirty dildo candles, and kinky news. Updated: 2008-05-12 05:00:31 Description: The adventures of Adam and Matty continue as Matty has a fight with both a weedeater and a 6 inch stud and looses. Matty also turned one year older this past weekend, and of course, drama ran rampant as usual. How many guys do you know who get ass...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode #12: Hot creamy mexican, don't you dare tax my double cheeseburger, smell my chair, good luck baby toss, and double "D" Obama. Updated: 2008-05-05 03:33:36 Description: We had a pretty uneventful week this week. But Adam does discuss the creamy light skinned hispanic guy from Mexico City that he works with at Pier One. He'd like to tap that mexican ass. In the news, there is discussion of a "sin" tax on fast fo...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode #11: Wank Your Way to Good Health, Can I get an Amen and another round for the fellas, Forklift needed for Sex Slave, Dear Jesus can I have cheaper gas, and adolescent city council. Updated: 2008-04-28 03:54:36 Description: Adam discusses his new part time job other than the escort business that flopped. Matty discusses his new job as well and the drama surrounding his current position. Bitterness flows like vodka in the Adam and Matty studios. Adam goes over funny ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode #10: Take Deux, take one cap of bleach and call me in the morning, it's a fat ass world, and it's sheer ingnance. Updated: 2008-04-22 06:00:33 Description: Hey everyone. It's our second attempt at episode 10. We recorded orginally on Saturday, but the audio was unbearable due to my shitty ass Vista operating system and McAffee. I found out McAffee scans continually unless you turn the shit off. I TH...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode #9: How does white trash install a satelite, What does a man have to do to get a penis sucker, and porn for the blind (only moaners need apply). Updated: 2008-04-14 07:08:50 Description: Ok ok...it's not usually funny when someone dies. But when you hear this story, you will not be able to help yourself. Whatever happened to using a drill to make a hole in the wall?? What do you think a white trash man will use to do the same tas...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode #8: What does it take to get a trick? Step right up ladies and gentlemen to see the purple haired leather daddy and world's first Pregnant Man. Bitchy choir directors and organists who bend over. Adam and Matty whip somebody's techno ass, and lo Updated: 2008-04-08 03:59:02 Description: Matty is as usual preoccupied with finding the next trick. "Bottom down on aile three is a blue light special!" What does it take to find a trick in bum fucked Egypt anyway? We discuss the recent story about a pregnant man. My stance on the iss...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode #7: Nipples, nipples, and more nipples. Can a fag measure higher than 8 1/2 inches? How dirty is YOUR mind? I've got a toiletectomy at 10. And, take a swim in the dead pool. Updated: 2008-03-31 04:10:02 Description: Can there ever be too many nipples and boobs? When they are attached to women,we say YES. We describe our trip to the local white trash sports bar and a recent news story regarding an airport and a nipple ring. Evidently a pierced areola cannot fl...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode #6: Bitter pills, the resurrection of Matty, Bear Cave madness, Feltup Barback, and "I'll take my communion on the rocks please." Updated: 2008-03-25 18:28:17 Description: Matty is coming down from a Vicadin high in this episode. Sorry for the bitterness, but his back hurts. Hmmm... What was he doing to get a back ache? We discuss our trip to the bear bar over the weekend. We didn't really fit in. Find out what ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode #5: Introducing our friend Joseph, the wicked Bitch, Queen of the Northwest. Tar and Feather the Fat Baptist, Governors and Hoes, and Revenge of the Sucky Faggot Realtor. Updated: 2008-03-19 03:08:00 Description: Sorry for the delay in posting this week's episode. Things have been a bit hectic here in the Adam and Matty household. I had a concert on Sunday and wasn't able to edit the audio until yesterday. We introduce you to a good friend of ours in this ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode #4: Urinal foreplay, jumpstart me with your huge jumper cable, and my fellow Americans "What's the price of gas?" Updated: 2008-03-10 04:04:00 Description: Do you enjoy some nice hot forplay at the urinal? Well, it appears Adam does. Listen in as Adam and Matty discuss their trip to the local cruisy bar for some hot strippers, hot bar tenders and play at the urinal. Play at the urinal?? Just listen....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode #3: The Matty Show, with special guest, ADAM. On your right, you'll notice your graveyard. The Corpus Christi International Airport and Trailer Park, and Duck Orgasms. Updated: 2008-03-02 19:08:58 Description: Matty gets a little long winded in this episode when he discusses his trip home to see the family. If you don't know everything about his life and family, you will after this show. Adam and Matty discuss air travel and the amount of training it m...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode #2: Southern Fried Goodness, Oops I slipped and fell on your stick shift, and looking for fisting friends. Updated: 2008-02-24 16:26:18 Description: Adam discusses his Southern fried Valentine's Day dinner for Matty. Adam reads a survey done by Kia motors concerning couples and driving. Do you hate your partner's driving? Has driving ever broken up a relationship in your life? Adam and Matty...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode #1: Introductions, Tranny Sex, Butthole tattoos Updated: 2008-02-17 02:46:58 Description: Adam and Matty introduce themselves. Ever had tranny sex? Does this make you less gay? Do you think a butthole tattoo would be cool or gross? Matty thinks porn was sent from God above. What do you think. Listen in as we discuss these topics and...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD |
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