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NewsPox 17 December.mp3 Updated: 2008-12-17 17:01:26 Description: Hello. It's the last NewsPox of the year, but not exactly a classic as there isn't much news: * Virgin birth happens on a donkey * Something to do with some kings * Woolies down the dumper * Don't listen if you don't want to know what Kate Moss has g...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD NewsPox 15 December.mp3 Updated: 2008-12-15 18:02:49 Description: Hello. Here is the news: * Women ignores advice of horse and decides to get married anyway. * George Bush geta show thrown at his head * Everyone is too thin * X Factor finishes and someone won....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD NewsPox December 9.mp3 Updated: 2008-12-09 17:51:47 Description: Hello. Here is the news. Or is it? You can listen and decide. * 70 year old woman gives birth * Prince is 50 * Train crash in Japan * Lily Allen gets a new tattoo...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Newspox December 8.mp3 Updated: 2008-12-08 17:31:24 Description: Hello. Today we played a game. Can you spot the real news stories from the the made-up ones. Is truth stranger than fiction? In the case of Jeremy Clarkson, yes; but in all other instances, no....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Newspox 3 December.mp3 Updated: 2008-12-03 17:52:34 Description: Hello. Here is the news: * One of them Siamese Twins is dead. Less like Holby than we'd hoped then. * baby P is still dead, but some people have been sacked now. * Gordon Brown introduces new measures * Lindsay Lohan says she really truly is a lesbia...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD NewsPox 1 December 2008.mp3 Updated: 2008-12-01 17:30:29 Description: Hello. Happy advent calendar day. This is the news: * Hilary gets a job starting wars for Barack Obama * Metro gets a new look - more showbiz and a nicer font. * Ann from Neighbours saved from toilet disaster in Mumbai. Ann. You remember Ann. She wen...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD NewsPox 26th November.mp3 Updated: 2008-11-26 16:23:19 Description: Hello. Here is the news: * Gordon Brown in a huff with David Cameron * British Fritzl sent down * Amy Winehouse in clinic * Zena is going out with eighties throwback David Van Day....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD NewsPox 24 November 2008.mp3 Updated: 2008-11-24 17:40:43 Description: Hello. Here is the news for you: * It was the pre-budget report today. This is what happened: - VAT down to 15% - People earning over £150,000 will be taxed 45% in 2011, unless this is reversed before then. - Increase in NI - Votes for women - Every...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD newspox 19 November.mp3 Updated: 2008-11-19 18:20:19 Description: Hello. Here is the news * Don't carry on Sargeant as John quits strictly. * Woman gets a sparkly new wind pipe made of stem cells and glitter * Guinea P gets abused * BNP list published - full of shockers. What a hive of cunts. ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD NewsPox 18th November.mp3 Updated: 2008-11-18 17:36:39 Description: Hello. Here is the news for you. * I'm a Celebrity, Please Get Me Out of Here has started and we are officially backing George. Go go gay old fella! * Ahoy me hearties, piracy on the high seas causes new oil crisis. * Get an injection to make you go ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD NewsPox 11 November.mp3 Updated: 2008-11-11 17:50:34 Description: Hello. Here is the news: * it's behind you * Elephant and sheep are unlikely friends. They met on Facebook. * Barack Obama is sexy. Gordon Brown is doing his best. * Turn a different corner and we never would have met. * Don't do anything slightly sw...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD NewsPox November 4.mp3 Updated: 2008-11-04 17:07:44 Description: Hello y'all. It's an American election special. Yee-hah!...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD NewsPox November 3rd.mp3 Updated: 2008-11-04 16:24:26 Description: Hello. Here is the news: * There was some sort of kerfuffle with Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand and a rat in a tin of crackers. * Little Lewis Hamilton won a race in his big brum brum car. * Anthrax is in bongos * They drink Um Bongo in the Congo * ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Newspox October 22.mp3 Updated: 2008-11-04 16:15:42 Description: Hello. Here is the news: * Big Mo Al-Fayed in trouble for touching up sexy underage schoolgirls * Victoria Beckham has cars to match her clothes and that is why the credit crunch is now officially a recession * Would you go back in time and kill Hitl...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Newspox 20th October.mp3 Updated: 2008-10-20 15:49:49 Description: Hello to you, and welcome to the last week of October. Here is the news: * It's definitely a recession, so tighten those belts, fatties. * Peter Mandelson has a problem down below * Bruce Forsythe is 80 and so is Russell Brand and Ricky Gervais. All ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD newspox 15 October.mp3 Updated: 2008-10-15 16:52:51 Description: Ahoy there sailors on the good ship NewsPox. Here is the news: * Madonna and Guy Richie confirm that they hate the sight of each other and are to divorce. Media outlets are all wanking over thoughts of the divorce settlement and hoping it will be jui...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD NewsPox 14 October.mp3 Updated: 2008-10-14 17:29:23 Description: Hello. This is the news. * Gordon Brown has maybe saved the day * J-Lo renewing her wedding vows. She is a complusive vower * Mice get wigs. * The world is full of shits....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Newspox 8th October.mp3 Updated: 2008-10-08 16:48:26 Description: Hello. Here is the news: * There has been a bank bail-out and an interest rate drop. Does this mean the end of the credit crunch? No. * High School Musical 3 has opened at cinemas. Does this mean the end of entertainment as we know it? Yes. * Wedding...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD NewsPox 7 October.mp3 Updated: 2008-10-07 16:27:53 Description: Hello. We're back (again) and here is the news: * Mandy back again * Markets crashed again * Mr Gay UK murdered and ate his lover - recipe available in the giant Fat Duck Cookery Book by Heston Blumenthal....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD newspox 17 September.mp3 Updated: 2008-09-17 17:05:08 Description: Hello. Here is the news: Everything is awful That's it. We're having a break again now. Bye....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Newspox 16 September.mp3 Updated: 2008-09-16 16:18:51 Description: Hello. The News is coming at you... NOW! * Damien Hirst has by-passed all the usual ways to sell art - dealers, ebay, hanging it on the railings outside Regents park - by having a bloody big auction and he's made a fortune out of it. Well done, Damo....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD NewsPox 15 September.mp3 Updated: 2008-09-15 15:46:32 Description: Hello. This is the news * That credit crunch is getting really bad. * More teenagers stabbed. * Someone has broken the Chunnel * Cat and Hen are friends, until the cat eats the hen, which will happen. Mark my words. * We bid a fond farewell to Grange...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD NewsPox 10 September.mp3 Updated: 2008-09-10 16:57:00 Description: Hello you! Welcome to NewsPox and not the end of the world. * Hear special guest Peter Buckley Hill, giving us a man's perspective on the news * Gasp in amazement as we tell you what we think of Posh's new haircut * Reel as we tell you again about th...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Newspox 9 September.mp3 Updated: 2008-09-09 16:37:04 Description: Hello! We're still back. Two days in a row is a 4 month record, I reckon. See how the old enthusiasm for news has returned. * Josef Fritzl has his own tribute act called Polish Fritzl * Sarah Brown has been hanging out with Naomi Campbell but it didn...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD NewsPox 8 September.mp3 Updated: 2008-09-08 15:37:28 Description: HEllO! We're back after an extended summer break. Listen in to hear what we got up to. We'll also discuss the big news of the summer: * The weather * The Olympics * The American Elections * The Credit Crunch * M&S turning evil * Dick Dodd's Dead Dad...more... 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