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Air Out My Shorts Join podshow hosts Preston Buttons & The Word Whore as they clumsily narrate their way through submitted works of Short Fiction: often painfully, always absent-mindedly and completely unincumbered by any relevent credentials... “If you are looking for a serious (even ‘pseudo’ intellectual) literary discussion, you'll just have to keep right on looking...” Join podshow hosts Preston Buttons & The Word Whore as they clumsily narrate their way through submitted works of Short Fiction: often painfully, always absent-mindedly and completely unincumbered by any relevent credentials... “If you are looking for a serious (even ‘pseudo’ intellectual) literary discussion, you'll just have to keep right on looking...” Join podshow hosts Preston Buttons and The Word Whore as they clumsily narrate their way through submitted works of Short Fiction: often painfully, always absent-mindedly and completely unincumbered by any relevent credentials...
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150 :: Stinky Pinky Updated: 2011-08-26 12:00:00 Description: TWW doesn't take kindly to the role of damsel in distress, but Sir Micheal Beckwith rides in on his trusty steed to stave off a close call "pod fade" and to spur AoMS back into lackluster action. Buttons drives like an old woman....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 149 :: Taint Stains Updated: 2011-05-04 12:00:00 Description: Although Lagomorph's "Plausible Reality" reads more like inconceivable fantasy, it leaves an unbleachable mark on The Word Whore's soul. "The General" (S. F. Eley) artfully ESCAPES his Salinger-esque reclusion, just to pop Preston's three-way cherry....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 148 :: Tricky Tongue Tricks Updated: 2011-03-29 12:00:00 Description: Buttons and The Whore play catch up, but the refrigerator gets away and the freezer remains a challenge. Preston falls under the EMO spell of Macedo's (muh-SAY-doe's) "Bad Kids". Angry Phone Guy rails against becoming The Word Whore's mule....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 147 :: Puckered and Pixelated Updated: 2011-01-12 12:00:00 Description: Turns out Mama's squeezebox and Papa's brand new bag are one in the same. The theme thong does belong in the toilet. The Whore debuggers censorship, Hashashan rebells, and Miss Holloway designs a tissue dispenser worthy of the cover of Good Housekeep...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 146 :: G.S.W. Updated: 2010-11-27 12:00:00 Description: The Whore struggles with a mouthful of metal, while getting rubbed the wrong way by alotta vegetable shortening. Buttons brings all the gadgets to the party, but his tiny fingers can't do the walking. Professor Swayze picks Full Monty over Peeping To...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 145 :: SNAFU Updated: 2010-10-30 12:00:00 Description: This Halloween, The Word Whore talks about something totally else. Buttons finally erases his head. Hugh O'Donnell airs out his North American armpit and his 85 year old meat. Keith McNally --afraid of heights and of taking a shot in the dark-- exhib...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 144 :: Breaking The Seal Updated: 2010-10-15 12:00:00 Description: The Word Whore is a teeny tiny bit WAY TOO DRUNK, but that's another story. Still, Astromat is kind enough to take time out from "The War" to launder her pants after a night of level one cow tipping. Buttons finds time to stop and smell the roses, ev...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 143 :: Ash To Mouth Updated: 2010-09-19 12:00:00 Description: Buttons likes brown butts and he cannot lie. The Whore's family tree is infested. The Countless Screaming Argonauts conduct experiments on a plethora of penguin droppings. 191 Randall Crescent checks his teeth at the door, so he can speak fluent trai...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 142 :: Foreign Franks Updated: 2010-09-08 12:00:00 Description: The Word Whore is Cee Lo Green with envy that Jacquetta COULD have it: it was in her face and she DID grab it. A pudgy little man, with a head for radio, helps Just-a-Joe give "Swimming With Sharks" a Makeover. Buttons might know what love is, if onl...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 141 :: Effectus CXLI Updated: 2010-08-28 12:00:00 Description: Buttons and The Whore walk like mummified Egyptians down memory-loss lane, but all roads lead to Rome. Jules Quinn takes a Nimbus MM to his "Writer's Block". Captain Peter (Easton) Wilkins rewinds back to MDCX to perform acts of Rock-n-Roll Piracy in...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 140 :: In The Toilet Updated: 2010-07-02 12:00:00 Description: Five years down the drain, but Buttons and The Whore are flushed with excitement. Undarlegt reveals what's beneath his Icelandic pants, Banacek tries to C'Mon to Dreamy Dean, and Link drops a few Anniversary surprises....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 139 :: Deja Vu Updated: 2010-06-24 12:00:00 Description: Oh no, it's happening again! Buttons and The Whore get buzzed on Sesame Street, Hashashan gets cold feet, and nobody wants to even think about that Egg Hunt....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 138 :: Teetotallers Yodel Updated: 2010-06-21 12:00:00 Description: Preston wants to be a part of it, while The Whore just seems intimidated by Keith Malley's Triple Threat status and his new foray into Fine Art. Dave Stites is truly awesome, and also boasts true awesomeness, but he has clearly never given NOR recei...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 137 :: SAUCED Updated: 2010-06-01 12:00:00 Description: Buttons finally forces The Word Whore to examine his banana. Magic mushrooms in the shower cause recurring fungal flashbacks. Katie is a girl!! But, once she grows some balls, the evening is totally wasted....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 136 :: Simultaneous Tastings Updated: 2010-05-03 12:00:00 Description: Preston's semi-annual trip to the grocery store raises a few eyebrows. Mister A. Bell cuckolds the Drabblecast in three short spurts. Slurrishessly, the Word Whore ponders how often one should plug....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 135 :: Irish Spittle Updated: 2010-04-26 12:00:00 Description: Having adopted Paganism for all the naked snakes, The Word Whore washes Preston's Catholic mouth out with the Blarney Stone. Z J Maplin stops being such a stranger - SCHWING! Party on, Whore. Party on, Buttons....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 134 :: Geeking Out Updated: 2010-04-12 12:00:00 Description: Buttons is a busy man. The Word Whore is very aware of her bathing suit area. MaxMax's candy-ass dragon mixes it with love-is-a-battlefield and makes the world taste like Cat Stevens....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 133 :: Logan's Lurk Updated: 2010-03-12 12:00:00 Description: Buttons stalks The Word Whore's Aunt. The Word Whore stalks James Purefoy. Life clocks are a lie. Carousel is a lie. Hair sniffing has never seemed so dirty. No one has to die at 30!...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 132 :: Technical Constipation Updated: 2010-03-05 12:00:00 Description: Buttons clenches. The Word Whore drifts. Jon and Scott still need tetanus shots, after pummel-assing a short hyena. Hashashan boom-boom-pows a buddy for a teriyaki tongue sandwich. ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 131 :: Playing God Updated: 2010-02-19 12:00:00 Description: The Word Whore chastises children and smites sunflowers. Brian Lieberman offers a burnt sacrifice and snuffs a bush. Preston would sow some seeds, but he lacks the constant flow of nutrients to his stem....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 130 :: Inner Child Updated: 2010-02-05 12:00:00 Description: Canada is big. Keith McNally gets a chance. Starman serves up a mean bottle of Mad Dog 20/20. Buttons is forced to find his voice, because The Word Whore's is infected....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 129 :: Phallic Allergy Updated: 2010-02-04 12:00:00 Description: With or without professional dancing bugs, Buttons might get old before he dies. The Word Whore Shatners all over Francis Scott Key and his little internet pimp too....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 128 :: Coyote Itchy Updated: 2009-12-30 12:00:00 Description: Buttons and The Whore suffer a minor story stroke and accidentally rehash Hashashan (complete with identical banter, all these "years" later). Thankfully, BDOOMED is on hand with the vaseline to help put it away wet... again. ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 127 :: Naked Lunch Updated: 2009-12-29 12:00:00 Description: Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, counsel. Oh, the ironing! The Whore has sketchy memories of her noisy chinese roomate's strap-ons. Nobilis throws a hen party: pack a lunch, BYO (juice) Box....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 126 :: Down With OPZ Updated: 2009-12-09 12:00:00 Description: The Word Whore likes it white and floppy. Dustin Manly loves to waggle his fishy bits, but finds it rather hard to smile with his pants down. Buttons takes an octuple shhhhhhh and swims in it....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 125 :: Verbal Leakage Updated: 2009-12-02 12:00:00 Description: Fancy butt bling settles Preston's upset stomach. The Word Whore (clearly under the influence of agrarian pharmaceuticals and cheese) plunders Hashashan's village, pillages the faux French Bible, and puts it all away wet....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 124 :: Dinosaur Feathers Updated: 2009-10-30 12:00:00 Description: Last call for monkeyishness! Buttons, well into his first trimester, fails to get the creative juices flowing under the tell-tale black-light. Doc Zim endeavors to erupt and fill the bag, just to hear The Whore gasp for air....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 123 :: Whittled McDick Updated: 2009-10-21 12:00:00 Description: Keith McNally's quest for beaver is not unpleasant. AoMS wins the Nobilis prize. The Word Whore exercises her squatter's rights, Buttons stares at goats, and somebody (outside of New York) definitely sucks....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 122 :: Spirate Pies Updated: 2009-10-15 12:00:00 Description: Buttons plays with his shortwave radio. Mike Dominic pulls a spoonful of "McGonegal" out of his carpet bag. The Word Whore learns Navaho in hopes of becoming another numbered honey-glazed ham smuggler....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 121 :: The Reflex Updated: 2009-10-07 12:00:00 Description: Buttons gets caught spooning at the movie theatre. Aria Solomon visits the doctor and opens wide. Some fishy broads lure porn-stars to their payload, while Ancient Egyptians car-jack The Word Whore's brain....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 120 :: Zap Your Pee Ram Updated: 2009-09-29 12:00:00 Description: 88 Fingers Willy delivers the mail. AOMS is forced to settle for General Eley's sloppy seconds, in lieu of stories, and user-submitted urine samples, in lieu of cash. The Whore is finally put out to pasture. ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 119 :: Sole-Saving Sacrifice Updated: 2009-09-18 12:00:00 Description: Buttons strays from his flock. The Word Whore makes an offering to the porcelain god. Doc Zim forces Ryan Saunders to wear flip-flops in Hell. The Right Rev Chumley bathes in sacramental wine....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 118 :: Rumspringa Updated: 2009-09-15 12:00:00 Description: Buttons jacks up a healthy spike, despite technical difficulties. AOMS exhumes Phil Foster. After having completely blown her roving reporter role, The Whore passes out under a warm Amish soap box....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 117 :: Chet Anus Updated: 2009-07-23 12:00:00 Description: The Word Whore soaks the final frontier. An Entertainment Troupe tries to change the station, but falls into a prophesied void. Send AOMS your stories. Jazz hands. Cha....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 116 :: Double Tall Skull Cap Updated: 2009-07-22 12:00:00 Description: Buttons continues to reject all signs of the apocalypse. Brian Lieberman cries out for a bloody coffee break. Against all odds, AOMS's four-year fungal infection persists....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 115 :: Puck Burger Updated: 2009-07-08 12:00:00 Description: Preston Buttons spews his seedy secrets, while The Whore blows her own horn. Creepy or not, Graham from Canada chooses double-entry and a veritable flood of AoMS hotline callers are foiled again....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 114 :: Cirque Du Scissoring Updated: 2009-06-04 12:00:00 Description: AoMS runs away from the circus to relive prepubescent glory days. Preston asks Marianne Faithfull for his bum back. The Whore is perplexed by elective sex. Sir Michael's "LUST" gets a hands-down "thumbs up", although it might be best for Buttons to "...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 113 :: Side By Each Updated: 2009-05-13 12:00:00 Description: The Word Whore swings both ways. Phil Collins is a KATG groupie. Charlie Sheen has been shellacked. Buttons finds shiny bits of Harry Potter in his potty. Void Munashii's neo-noir cinderella story, "Nick Iron and the Case of the Lost Shoe", dispenses...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 112 :: Dust Petals Updated: 2009-05-08 12:00:00 Description: Preston yaks up a Manhattan for KATG. MaxMax claims "Asha" is new, but The Whore had already seen it, Buttons already owned the album, and The Right Rev Chumley erstwhile erected its Church. Neapolitan socks don't taste like strawberries and yet ince...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 111 :: Cockroach In Hand Updated: 2009-04-22 12:00:00 Description: Preston Buttons makes a new friend. The Whore isn't fooling anybody. Stephanie Scarborough makes room on her rusty casting couch for a scotch-swilling EMO cowboy. Mickey Rooney survives the apocalypse. ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 110 :: Red Albino Updated: 2009-04-08 12:00:00 Description: Beloved medic, DocZim, revives AoMS from parts unknown. Asheron Razorbeam shaves off a short short in his sleep. Preston Buttons furrows his upper eye-sockets when light penetrates The Word Whore's ass-cam. ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 109 :: Unencucumbered Updated: 2009-03-02 12:00:00 Description: The Word Whore proves it's all been done. MaxMax puts the faux-fur-trim on his sisters nakedity. Banacek hits the bricks, because beer is for closers. Buttons reveals plans to smuggle a busload of Native Canadians into the States. ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 108 :: Not In Public Updated: 2009-01-27 12:00:00 Description: Buttons loses another leading man. The Whore tires of limb-dropping leprechauns and gives hamsters another go. Jukebox Review hosts, Honey and Dick, know lubrication is the key. Angry Phone Guy's anger management classes have really paid off, unless ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 107 :: Yukio Ono Updated: 2008-11-18 12:00:00 Description: The Whore safeguards Preston's mattress against years of Irish Spring. Yukio breaks out the champagne and teaches the Poles a thing or two about going Dutch. Lulu Fontaine finds Jesus and draws the line at Meth. ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 106 :: Magic Juice Updated: 2008-10-21 12:00:00 Description: Fish feeds on Preston's stomach contents and Chad's leftovers. Johnny Favourite plays hide the sausage with 10,000 Maniacs. Belinda Carlisle gets the clap, but The Whore's lips are sealed. Chris Elliot continues to live....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 105 :: Shiver Me Livers Updated: 2008-09-23 12:00:00 Description: Preston wins another wet T-shirt contest. Clooney misses his true calling, once more, but sometimes that's just how the cooch curdles. Having failed to check expiration dates, Doctor Wood spoils a perfectly good "Sunday Afternoon". Bartender Matt he...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 104 :: Tickle-Me Alamo Updated: 2008-09-11 12:00:00 Description: Preston's car-bombing license is revoked due to Alzheimer's. The Word Whore voluntarily enters a facility for the treatment of sex addiction. Sanchez sacrifices eternal life to appease the furry masses and Banachek drowns in a sea of virgin cougars....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 103 :: Catcher In The Eye Updated: 2008-08-14 12:00:00 Description: Mike Dominic floods the AoMS studios after studying horny hamsters, but that's another story. Dreamy Dean reinvents the rock 'n' roll death. Best Boy Electric, You Know Bernie You Know Bernstein, can't get a grip on his gaffer....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 102 :: Nice Melons Updated: 2008-07-18 12:00:00 Description: Buttons sniffs out the homeless. Josh (The Listener) totally gives away "The End of The Movie". The Word Whore riffles through Tarantino's wank-o-dex with her bare toes. 191 Randall Crescent has to ferment the fruit before planting his seed, but he'l...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 101 :: Same Show, Different Pile Updated: 2008-07-08 12:00:00 Description: AoMS rolls around in the warm squelchy aftermath of their much celebretated 100th. The Whore edits lamb screams from her Moussaka. A big fat Greek conflict prevents Preston from a life of piracy. John Doer doesn't know her, but he does dabble in dwar...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 100 :: Tastes Like Chicken Updated: 2008-06-25 12:00:00 Description: Just-a-Joe helps AoMS drag its sorry lagging arse into year 3 -- w000t! Drunk with power, The Whore blows another mic. Ernst and Young count Buttons offspring before they hatch. Chad Hanson spreads his ash, as Jim Henson rolls over in his grave. Be c...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 99 :: Vertical Smile Updated: 2008-05-30 12:00:00 Description: The Word Whore takes a vow of silence. I Am Webster flashes his jugs. Dreamy Dean manages to conceal his privates, even while rolling off the rock, but Buttons brazenly unclasps his semi-wooden cloister....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 98 :: Age of Consent Updated: 2008-04-11 12:00:00 Description: Buttons enjoys himself. The Whore gets stupider. William Grant Preston does "The Deed" in a dark park with Marky Mark and Slutty McSlutSlut drops the soap....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 97 :: Saccharinly So Updated: 2008-03-31 12:00:00 Description: Afternoon regurgitation turns Buttons green with envy. Joseph J Jolton polishes a petrified piece of Victorian feces. The Word Whore exhumes a canine corpse. Edible big bully King Minos Del Toro rallies a rabble regime, but it's all Greek to AoMS....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 96 :: Less Thin Lizzy Updated: 2008-03-05 12:00:00 Description: Buttons masters the telephone. Void Munashii squeezes into his ess-less unitard to fend off Gap-happy zombies in "Mallville". The Word Whore advocates tough love for self-loathing snipers. Disco Lou goes down all day long, even after his wing-man fal...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 95 :: My Little Pelt Updated: 2008-02-24 12:00:00 Description: The new Pauly B action figure comes with its own cancer-causing comb-over cream-rinse. Lord Felton Pole reveals the secret to a successful marriage. 88 Fingers Willy flounders under parental lock down. The Whore helps vain elephants turn a lighter sh...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 94 :: Gizzy Tissue Updated: 2008-01-30 12:00:00 Description: The Whore is chronologically challenged. Fish shares his meat treat with Colonel Chicken Diddler, while Buttons suffers a stroke. Banacek rolls back from Sin City without his hand-cannon. What happens in The Gun Store, should probably stay in The Gun...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 93 :: YITCH Updated: 2008-01-20 12:00:00 Description: AOMS inspires the first scratch-n-sniff Farmer's Almanac. Winter rips Buttons a new one. Bill Clinton leaves an indelible mark on the lesbian community. Maqx gets mad enough to make "Mel" sing soprano. 191 Randall goes for the jugular and The Word Wh...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 92 :: Cheese Wii Updated: 2008-01-15 12:00:00 Description: 1998, the unofficial year of the hedgehog, rolls out with a rodent-infested fable by S.J. Marky and a still-un-beta-tested MacDaddy GMG debut. Preston goes back to school to learn to party like a pope. The Whore's alpha tail theory is full of gassy ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 91 :: Kiss Kiss Bag Bag Updated: 2007-12-18 12:00:00 Description: Buttons sheds a short and curly. The Word Whore is googley peeved. Preston Buttons Jr tops it off with some royally spoofed special sauce. Dreamy Dean hangs, so the hotline (305-76-SHOWS) gets a long overdue D 'n' C....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 90 :: Diamond Logs Updated: 2007-11-29 12:00:00 Description: This ain't AoMS. This is genocide. As they pulled Mary Kate out of the oxygen tent, Electric Lee asked for the latest party. In Wyeth's clever bunk, "How To" profit-dump, smart like The Whore he was. Preston Buttons freak he was. So pick through that...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 89 :: Buffing The Pumpkin Updated: 2007-10-29 12:00:00 Description: Preston Buttons and The Word Whore serve up two heaping helpings of Purple Puddle Nut Pie. Jack Black gets no slack. Buttons has no seeds. The Whore pimps out the two of them. Happy Halloween. This is not the best episode in the world. It's a tribute...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 88 :: Moistened and Mashed Updated: 2007-10-15 12:00:00 Description: Rock 'n' roll is complicated. Escape Pod's Steve Eley spews all over the Expo. Buttons bakes a Hell's Angels Food Cake. In the Navy, DocZim can check out your disease. In the Navy, yes, you can contract STDs. The Whore begs for mercy....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 87 :: Better Than Dirk Updated: 2007-09-16 12:00:00 Description: The Whore lets Preston hitch his insignificant wagon to her crap-purveying star. Young Bulls guard family jewels from dear old Dad. "Demon Hunter", by Dan Manning, is much better than dirt. Buttons shops in The Underworld because redheads prefer br...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 86 :: Eat The Rich Updated: 2007-09-03 12:00:00 Description: Kevin Smith threatens to foul up Festivas Tet!Anus. Shane Passon and Amy Mann lure exploratory foragers down their crumb-laden treasure trails in "The Colony". Strapping on Super-slider Snow Skates and setting his sights on Aspen, Angry Phone Guy tea...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 85 :: Jimmy Hats Updated: 2007-08-27 12:00:00 Description: Preston pees on the competition. The Whore staggers back to her roots. Mark Duhe's "Reclamation" runs Native American gymnasts and contorted eunuchs out of Kansas. Dreamy Dean gets a grip on his inner fluffer, prompting Link to run away and join t...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 84 :: Neutral Peelers Updated: 2007-08-07 12:00:00 Description: Much to Preston's audible dismay, Shaggy Fancy Pants staggers by the AoMS studio to get boozed and bring sexy back. The Word Whore adds a large dose of frankness to her 'to do' list. "Broken Angels" - a FISH story of figurines loved and lost – gets...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 83 :: Cuba Libre Updated: 2007-07-19 12:00:00 Description: Preston paints Pottahawk pink. The Word Whore liberates Bula Bula Bada. Buttons performs ritualistic circumcision on Phil Foster's "Cuban Smokes" and - after riding a wave in the wake of an old Sedan - a busload of octogenarians guide Earl The Pearl ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 82 :: Match Game Updated: 2007-06-25 13:00:00 Description: ZZ Top cancels Brazilian tour to save face. Toronto men renounce routine foot care. Just-a-Joe goes way "Over The Edge". Trapper's Better Half keeps his meat clean. Buttons just found a brand new box of matches and what he knows The Whore ain't had t...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 81 :: Smoke Monger Updated: 2007-06-14 13:00:00 Description: Buttons bends over backwards to pay his rent. The Whore gets wrapped up in wordy nudistism. A full year past all expectation, the ink finally dries on Kennah's "Final Draft". Inept call-screener, 88 Fingers Willy, fishes for pearls and farms out his ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 80 :: 10 Slot Colostomy Bag Updated: 2007-05-28 13:00:00 Description: Addiction lands The Whore an on-call Priest. Buttons gets taken out by a swinging boob. Batman isn't supposed to be beautiful, Mike Dominic gives his roommate some static, and Angry Phone Guy picks out just the right bag to go with his stain-resista...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 79 :: Magic Time Updated: 2007-05-14 13:00:00 Description: Buttons gets creamed. The Word Whore, delightfully wasted, plasters a big fat one on a local escort. Stunt Pig tells "Edna" where to go. The official AoMS hotline (305-76-SHOWS) finally gets a long overdue spring cleaning, though it really could have...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 78 :: Rock Snot Sexy Updated: 2007-04-24 13:00:00 Description: The Whore's infectious new brand of lip-service might swell heads, but the bubble bursts when it comes to keeping anal stuff in its place. Still dripping from his last nasal deployment, Ryan Saunders knows bio-warfare's snot a laughing matter. Presto...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 77 :: Trimmed Optimizm Updated: 2007-04-17 13:00:00 Description: The Word Whore gives 300 Spartans a good sound lickin', but cannot get Buttons to leak his boobie secrets. William Kelly whips out "The Family Jewels". Disco Lou makes sure The Whore's nipples are covered, while his 'friend' tidies things up in Man W...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 76 :: Chewbacca's Ladyplace Updated: 2007-04-17 13:00:00 Description: Flagrant misuse leads to the removal of TWW's box. Stephen Eley's "Year of the Fox" continues to explore some very slippery slopes. A lifelong aversion to mathematics finally limits The Word Whore in bed. Buttons fears fatist slurs may effect T-shi...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 75 :: Zitted For Your Pleasure Updated: 2007-04-16 13:00:00 Description: Buttons punches himself in the face, as The Whore digs five years worth of sand from the grill. Shelly has big boobies. Lulu has a perfect package. Part one of "Year of the Fox" by The General - Escape Pod's Stephen Eley - reeks of humus. Angry Phon...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 74 :: No Hablas Espanol Updated: 2007-03-29 13:00:00 Description: Preston pulls out all the stops and finds it to be a bad idea. The Whore goes blind doing double phone duty. The ghost in the machines set the night on fire. "Conduit" by jethro6mil is electrifying. ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 73 :: Voulez Effin Vous Updated: 2007-03-07 13:00:00 Description: Buttons numbs himself to the pain, while The Whore whips up a batch of daddy goo. Judy Dench still has a shot at a hat-trick. Nicole unleashes a tasty tuft of poorly compensated discomfort in "Model Wanted". Dreamy Dean orders some beer and doubles y...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 72 :: Warm Jello Updated: 2007-02-26 13:00:00 Description: Trapper John and Hot-Lips-Hawk-Eye accidentally cross primary instruments in a Virginian MASH pit. Feces flinging monkeys invade the AoMS studio. Jesse's girl, Jessica, forgoes robots and rabbits to risk marital bliss for "Him", while Buttons leaks t...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 71 :: Feisty Fishing Updated: 2007-02-14 13:00:00 Description: It's a celebration of death and VD, broadcast from a crumb-free hobbit-size toilet-seat. While Preston's morals preclude intimate wee-wee dinners and veto roofie distribution plans, they do not rule out sending herpes by mail. Prince's next evolution...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 70 :: Potty Mouth Updated: 2007-02-05 13:00:00 Description: The Word Whore faces a concrete case of elephantiasis. Buttons gets busted for playing air guitar. Big Johnny's off his game. "Sex For Grades", by Nobilis, makes Preston sweat and teaches The Whore a better way to die. Someone's sneaking 'round the c...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 69 :: Whore Batter Updated: 2007-01-15 13:00:00 Description: Buttons finds a little Jamaican hiding in his family tree. Belinda uncorks her "Masterpiece". Dom Joly's Bitch gives The Word Whore an excuse to polish her harness and the lost "Spooge" recordings turn up somewhere in Newfoundland. ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 68 :: Partridge Heart Updated: 2007-01-07 13:00:00 Description: Preston decides to cure Polio and rubs Peter Jackson the wrong way. Wikipedia snubs The Whore. Fellow podcasting barfly, Will Ross, leaves an "Aftertaste". Balls-out rock'n'roller, Dreamy Dean, defuzzes his luggage for the debut performance of "BOB"....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 67 :: Bearded, Hung and Stuffed Updated: 2006-12-30 13:00:00 Description: Buttons is smashed. The Whore misses out on some good clean fun. Phil Foster dreams of a Pink Christmas. Banacheck rubs elbows with aging television stars and spewing headbangers....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 66 :: Lipstick or Diesel Updated: 2006-12-20 13:00:00 Description: Buttons and The Whore rejoice in the holiday spirit, celebrate the simple things, and stuff. "MDK", by Mikkel from Denmark, smells faintly of fancy french pigs. Preston tracks down first ever AoMS story submitter, Trapper, in Virginia. Chuck Woolery ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 65 :: Hambone Hambone Updated: 2006-12-12 13:00:00 Description: Preston plugs unfriendly beaver. The Word Whore unknowingly sends TTN listeners on a wild goose chase. "Drinkathon", by Stuntpig, induces cravings for pigs feet, chocolate bars, and potato omelette. Lulu Fontaine digs funk from under her fingernails ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 64 :: Oh You Dirty Rat Updated: 2006-11-29 13:00:00 Description: The Whore comes up for air via Skype after blowing for dollars, drunk-dialing, and milking Phil McCracken Whitcomb's pants. David Ihnen's "The Very Good Rat" sets Buttons' balls a twitchin' and rumors of Working Girl's death prove to have been only m...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 63 :: Brown Bag Life Updated: 2006-11-09 13:00:00 Description: The Whore's dignity is battered once again. Buttons hides behind his "Peeps". "The Mind of Insanity" by Jonathan Hunter Dare makes Buttons yearn for world control. Mygraine from the AOMS forums gives a new meaning to the phrase "cashing out". ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 62 :: Hallowed Weiner Updated: 2006-10-30 13:00:00 Description: Buttons pimps his rye. The Whore Sautes some ninety-year-old shrimp. Doomed Moose bears it all in "A Scary Night". Mama's Boy fakes a leaky faucet to avoid holiday hotdogs....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 61 :: Lik-M-Aid and Lung Butter Updated: 2006-10-29 13:00:00 Description: Buttons auditions for TOMMY, while a very phlegmy Word Whore gets behind math, science, geometry, and the latest hot tip from Link. The Amusement Ride, by David Smith, spirals out of orbit. Angry Phone Guy orders a salad. ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 60 :: Fruit-Bottom Facial Updated: 2006-10-17 13:00:00 Description: AoMS says YES to minty fresh Brits. Preston serenades fellow podcasting 'sidekick' Tony Hearn. Ryan Saunders touches Buttons in all the right places, with a little help from "Sid and Zoe". Despite unanimous listener opinion, Big Johnny gets another s...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 59 :: Instant Yeoman Yates Updated: 2006-10-16 13:00:00 Description: The Word Whore chokes on Preston's jerk chicken. Outraged by negative listener feedback, Big Johnny tries to highjack the airwaves. Preston Buttons Junior lovingly recalls "A Day with Dad". Law-talking ex-glam-rocker, Lionel Hutts, joins AoMS for an ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 58 :: Fish and Vinegar Updated: 2006-09-27 13:00:00 Description: Punky's Pauly B. delivers "Always Fighting" in lieu of his wife. Olfactory observations unearth a crock of kippers 'n' applesauce. Link drops his Gangsta facade, although he's still packin'. Buttons and The Whore commit a blood-curdling crime of pass...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 57 :: Soft In The Middle Updated: 2006-09-20 13:00:00 Description: Preston Buttons dances and breaks out the bubbly, while Vince Vaughn's leavings dribble from The Whore. Luke's "Cherries 'n' Cream" shames Shakespeare. A call with Craig from the Tangents Podcast leads to the long-overdue discovery that Art Garfunkle...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 56 :: Brown Eye Land Updated: 2006-09-15 13:00:00 Description: Preston Buttons jams with countrified lesbians, plays a 'bit-part' in LOTR, and sets his sights on the King's deer. Ricardo Gonzales offers up a sweet, tightly-wrapped little treat. The Word Whore challenges Disco Lou to a 'twink-off' and everythin...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 55 :: Happy Entrails To You Updated: 2006-09-12 13:00:00 Description: Buttons changes his name to Keith and almost actually comes out. The Toronto International Film Festival starts oiling up The Word Whore's rusty revolving door. A submission by Poet oozes through gaping cracks in AoMS content standards. Just-a-Joe bl...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 54 :: High And Dry Updated: 2006-09-04 13:00:00 Description: Buttons slinks out of his sopping apartment, lets down his back-hair, and gums his way through long-overdue listener comments. Phil Foster breaks out of AoMS in-box imprisonment to offer up "The Gift". Tiny hands wield an enormous broom. Link drops i...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 53 :: Private Ears Updated: 2006-08-21 13:00:00 Description: Preston threatens to spontaneously combust, as The Word Whore's dysfunctional mouth spills out all of Angry Phone Guy's sword-fighting secrets. Part two of "Calchas", by Dave Aldridge, decomposes after a wormy bout of consumption. The Whore rules ou...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 52 :: Bad Dates Updated: 2006-08-14 13:00:00 Description: The Word Whore hits high celebrity as stiffly as she can. Buttons' recurring crabs cause him to lose face. A painful phonecall to Big Johnny drives the hosts to look for an escape. Part 1 of "Calchas" by Dave Aldridge has the Whore dreaming of tall s...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 51 :: Funnel Of Love Updated: 2006-07-22 13:00:00 Description: Reunited after seven months, Buttons and the Whore find they have nothing to say to one another. Post Punky stress leaves Buttons beaten. The whore takes double fisting to it's next logical level. The surreal "Good Morning Toronto" by Stunt Pig bring...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 50 :: Fuzzy Luggage Updated: 2006-06-26 13:00:00 Description: Clean-shaven and sporting modern pants, Buttons and The Whore celebrate the One-Year Anniversary of AOMS. Spiderman's package shrivels at the silver tongue of a slippery little green fellow. "Tempting The Nerd", by Paul B. Edwards from PUNKY! Radio, ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 49 :: Lawn Drippings Updated: 2006-06-19 13:00:00 Description: The Word Whore suspects South Beach residents of watering their lawns. "Porcelain Dreams", by Mike Difeo, fails to bring out Preston's romantic side. The William Shatner School of Acting is finally forced to close down. The Whore tries to play Chu...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 48 :: Let Them Eat Cake Updated: 2006-06-11 13:00:00 Description: It's forbidden cocktails in a skank pad, when Buttons divulges the latest in kitchen trends. The Word Whore places an order for some piping hot TTN pepperoni. "Clucksome Cockadoodleanamus Book", by Martyzilla, ruffles a few feathers before helping B...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 47 :: Thy Will Be Dung Updated: 2006-05-29 13:00:00 Description: The Word Whore casts her shiniest idol aside and checks herself in to the nearest knitting circle. Will Waverly, author of "Pointless Parable", politely asks Buttons to eat dung and die. Preston plays possum while top secret plans for the new Tickle-...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 46 :: Diamond Dogs Updated: 2006-05-23 13:00:00 Description: Escape Pod's Stephen Eley gives Buttons the Sci-Fi shaft. The Word Whore seeks a sugar daddy with deep pockets and fewer cavities to keep her puffing and panting. "The Wrong Excuse", by Dan Manning, warns dope peddling jive turkeys about infectious f...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 45 :: Ream Oh Wet Wood Updated: 2006-05-11 13:00:00 Description: While The Word Whore gives Frank Stallone more air time than he's had in almost twenty years, Preston Buttons deftly dodges bullets. Jessica's "Not Just Another One Night Stand" sites some important advances in erotic robotics. The Whore finds a cert...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 44 :: Tears Are Not Enough Updated: 2006-05-03 13:00:00 Description: Buttons expresses concern about a lack of alcoholism in Toronto's podcasting community. The Word Whore blows a peeper. Robin Kirkman, author of "Rakth in The Beginning", suffers a gender identity crisis at the hands of The Whore and cancels his/her s...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD April 26 Stop gap Updated: 2006-04-26 13:00:00 Description: No show this week, folks, so here's a little something from the private files. We'll be be back soon in all of our drunken glory....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 43 :: Maxim Um Whore Updated: 2006-04-19 13:00:00 Description: Preston finally gets his dirty mouth washed out with soap. Despite ongoing rumors and an unfortunate haircut, Angry Phone Guy's wardrobe confirms his heterosexuality. The Word Whore gives up both her ass and her dignity for Lent. "Where You'll Find M...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 42 :: Manhole Down Under Updated: 2006-04-10 13:00:00 Description: Buttons gives birth to the Anti-Christ, while The Whore drops acid and goes 'walkabout'. Preston denies his resemblance to Chicken Little. Part two of "Moonlight", by Craig from the Tangents podcast, delivers only part of its juicy payload before cut...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 41 :: Tie-Dyed Legs Updated: 2006-03-28 13:00:00 Description: The Word Whore defiles Mother Earth. Buttons tie-dyes a tree-hugger. Craig, from the Tangents podcast, oils up his harness and breaks out all the toys in part one of "Moonlight". Invisible sex organs dig up frightening images from Preston's childhoo...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 40 :: Fresh Knickered Updated: 2006-03-22 13:00:00 Description: Buttons loses his battle with the homeless virus. The Word Whore fiddles, while Air Out My Shorts burns. Lost recordings collect dust for good reason. Buttons and The Whore take a meatless road-trip with Michael Beckwith in "A Day In The Life Of". Z....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 39 :: Sir Scum Tongue Updated: 2006-03-10 13:00:00 Description: The Word Whore lays claim to yet another celebrity tonguing in absentia, while poor Button's patience with her drunken baby-talk babble is quite audibly pushed to the edge. Mike Dominic's "At His Own Pace" receives the highest story rating ever besto...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 38 :: Slagbags and Handrags Updated: 2006-03-06 13:00:00 Description: Preston yanks his own chain. The Word Whore prepares for a British invasion. Dann H gets Irish on Buttons. Al from Long Island demands a peach from the Whore. Simon Wilkinson says "It Could Be You", but probably isn't....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 37 :: Tit For Tattletale Updated: 2006-02-20 13:00:00 Description: The Whore rats out Link's little sister and airs out her unkempt garage. The conclusion of Z.J. Maplin's "Sins Quietly" finds Preston Buttons wielding a dangerous piece of meat. Disco Lou calls in to woo his favorite gap girl. The Word Whore boosts...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 36 :: Raging Heart On Updated: 2006-02-13 13:00:00 Description: In this very special Valentine's episode, Preston flashes his Ninja card while The Whore aches for twat recognition. Buttons and The Word Whore warm your cockles by mucking about in Malkavius Rostif's "You, Me and a Pool of Astroglide". Although The...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 35 :: Original Sin Updated: 2006-02-05 13:00:00 Description: Preston is a snitch. AoMS joins the MySpace cult. The Whore does a "bad bad thing". Part one of Z.J. Maplin's "Sins Quietly" dons something frilly and dangles from the ceiling. Bid Bad Bruce sweats to the oldies and picks on the elderly....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 34 :: Hunky Dory Updated: 2006-01-29 13:00:00 Description: The Word Whore sets her sights on a shiny new knickknack for her mantle. Robert - producer of the Shades of Democracy Podcast - waves his dirty "Picnic" accusingly in Button 's direction. EscapePod's Stephen Eley endorses The Whore's oral talents....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 33 :: Magic Moose Meat Updated: 2006-01-21 13:00:00 Description: Facing the combined challenges of long distance recording, nasty head colds and confusing foreign cheeses; Preston Buttons and The Word Whore finally attempt their first episode of 2006. "War and Doom" - submitted by Doomed Moose - rekindles The Who...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 32 :: Jiggly Bits Updated: 2005-12-28 13:00:00 Description: Merrily rum soaked, Preston Buttons and The Word Whore tie one on and slap a big red bow on the last episode of 2005. The real North Pole makes a disturbing appearance in "Santa Helps Himself" - a festive load dropped on AoMS by B.C. Hooker. The Whor...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 31 :: Oh Ho Lee Night Updated: 2005-12-15 13:00:00 Description: Brimming with the holiday spirit, Buttons and The Whore rip the wrapping off a gift that will keep on giving. "Travieso", by Malkavious Rostif, delivers a nice big package to a naughty little number. Electric Lee from NYC opens up his sack of toys ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 30 :: Dancing Bare Updated: 2005-12-06 13:00:00 Description: Preston Buttons and The Word Whore celebrate their thirtieth episode with an unforgivable lack of fanfare, balloons, strippers and cake. Dick Hurtz takes "Henry" on a heart warming holiday spree. Guido Grande chimes in to remind us to say no to drugs...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 29 :: Back Seat Cootch Updated: 2005-11-29 13:00:00 Description: The Whore ponies up, whinnies for Prince, and accidentally gives birth to Godzilla. First time phone guest "Hot Rod" and anonymous story submission "Control" spin tales of fast rides, parked cars, and little women. Buttons accepts his lot in life an...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 28 :: Lego My Log Updated: 2005-11-22 13:00:00 Description: Just when you thought it was safe to look into the bowl, excerpts from "Poo" - by Dave Aldridge - takes AoMS "where no whore has gone before". After merciless probing with square objects, "Disco Lou" uncovers Buttons is not bumpy and The Word Whore ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 27 :: Bulk Belly Buttons Updated: 2005-11-13 13:00:00 Description: Buttons goes back into the closet. The Whore makes a mess in bed and gives "This Spot", by S. Butts, the flush. Professor Polymer shares the latest advances in the wonderful world of plastics. Preston finally pulls the plug....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 26 :: Urine Control Updated: 2005-11-06 13:00:00 Description: Buttons decides women should watch where they put their bare arses. "How I Nearly Killed My Girlfriend's Puppy" - by That Girl - raises a digestion dilemma. The Whore urges men to scrub their winkies. 88 Fingers Willy sits to pee....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 25 :: Boo-Ooze Fest Updated: 2005-10-31 13:00:00 Description: Prestacula and Whorevira rise from their coffins, slurp from bloody goblets and take a long scary "Walk In The Woods" with Ricardo Gonzalez for Halloween. Angry Phone Guy trumps the rich by making his own glass menagerie out of cat excrement. ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 24 :: 2 Hot 4 Hockey Updated: 2005-10-24 13:00:00 Description: A big burrito threatens to burn through Buttons' bowels. The Word Whore's blue mood turns a fiery red, when her post-show plans fall apart on the air and "Faller" - by Jules Delorme - taunts her with hockey and poetry. Banachek shares a little love...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 22 :: BONERfied Surprise Updated: 2005-10-19 13:00:00 Description: Clutch Murphy has a bone to pick over Thanksgiving. Matteo Torretta adds some Italian zest. The Whore delights in discovering an unexpectedly kind AoMS mention on "The Rev Up Review", but it comes as no surprise when LINK shares way too much or when ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 23 :: Spewing Wild Odes Updated: 2005-10-17 13:00:00 Description: Preston comes clean with his 'caught in the act' story, but poems submitted by The Redheaded Cock Knocker leave both Buttons and The Whore feeling very dirty. Working Girl demonstrates what will undoubtedly be an extremely short-lived new career choi...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 21 :: Clothes Encounters Updated: 2005-10-05 13:00:00 Description: Straining nipples threaten silk shirts everywhere, as The Word Whore pants her way through "Chance Encounter" by Shameless Flirt. Buttons fires off a loaded pump action gun. The Whore stands to pee. No longer 'introverted', Hot Tub Tammy shares her...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 20 :: Sock It To Me Updated: 2005-09-25 13:00:00 Description: Preston Buttons and The Word Whore offer up an abridged conclusion to the 3-part "Dandy Fairytale" series by Michael Beckwith. The Whore's 'thigh-highs' get an unexpected work out. A messy 'art class', with 88 Fingers Willy, puts oven mitts and sock ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 19 :: More Kilt, Less Guilt Updated: 2005-09-14 13:00:00 Description: The Whore dons pigtails for a play date. An untitled story submission by 'Abbey Normal' barely surfaces between porn anecdotes and musical trips down memory lane. Buttons hoses down the studio. 'Lulu Fontaine' takes a bite out of The Big Apple, while...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 18 :: Left Tea Baggins Updated: 2005-09-06 13:00:00 Description: Buttons makes commendable progress on a life-sized tribute to Delta Burke, while The Whore busies herself with small animals. An all-star ensemble rallies - from Middle Earth to San Dimas - for Chapter 2 of Michael Beckwith's fairytale series. 'Link'...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 17 :: Holy Load Updated: 2005-08-31 13:00:00 Description: Buttons and The Whore leave a lasting impression, though - from this day forward - both will live with the unsettling prospect of being struck down... either by The Almighty or Betty White. Phill Elliot digs yet another hole in his already crowded e...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 16 :: Sloppy DNA Sauce Updated: 2005-08-29 13:00:00 Description: While Preston works diligently to finish off Mr. LaForce and his "stove-sized root balls", The Whore continues to find the lack of down and dirty detail difficult to swallow. A call to 'Working Girl' reveals membership really does have its privilege...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 15 :: Renewable Rechewable Cherries Updated: 2005-08-25 13:00:00 Description: While "fast forward five hours" might make for nice alliteration, it leaves The Word Whore hungry for a play-by-play of the would-be 'Boston 3-Party' in "A Very Misty Morn" by Wade K. LaForce. This first half of a 2-Part episode (which also marks th...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 14 :: Ship of Fools Updated: 2005-08-20 13:00:00 Description: The Word Whore gets up close and personal with studio furnishings. Tim Clare taps his way back into our hearts. Rainy days and Mondays might always get Preston down, but topless cheerleaders get us all off....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 13 :: Going Down Updated: 2005-08-14 13:00:00 Description: Tired of mere boys trying, the Word Whore takes Michael Beckwith for a tumble. Preston's weekend in Richmond raises questions about "payload delivery" ethics among ambulance drivers everywhere. A call to Banacheck lands one step short and falls flat...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 12 :: Taking The Piss Updated: 2005-08-10 13:00:00 Description: Buttons sustains actual physical abuse while airing out "Home" by Z.J. Maplin, but The Word Whore later comforts him with tea and dick. During a first time call to Independent Canadian Recording Artist - "LINK" - they learn of his preference for the...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 11 :: Shack-a-lack-a-BOOM Updated: 2005-08-10 13:00:00 Description: While taking it up one nostril and in one eye, Buttons and The Whore begin to air out a series of shorts submitted by Sam Keenan. Clothes break out, cougars pounce, vultures circle and a long-distance pillow fight ensues....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 10 :: The Hymen Blues Updated: 2005-07-29 13:00:00 Description: Preston uncovers big gaping holes in The Word Whore's aura, while airing out "The Blue Man" by Chris Strange. A call to 'Banachek' - conveniently accompanied by 'Ms. Dizz' - further complicates Revirginization Procedures and threatens lab rats everyw...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 09 :: Shuffle Demons Updated: 2005-07-25 13:00:00 Description: Preston and The Whore celebrate the one month anniversary of their first episode, their rather shocking arrival on the "iTunes Top 100" in Canada, and the announcement of their first contest. Episode features " The Demon" by Dave Aldridge and a call ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 08 :: Grandmother Pink Eye Updated: 2005-07-22 13:00:00 Description: Buttons and The Whore make the tragic mistake of recording in the wee hours after a long press-whorin' night out on the town. Bleary-eyed, slurred-word scientific discoveries are made... mind-boggling, age-old mysteries are solved. Somewhere in this ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 07 :: Mark 7 Meltdown Updated: 2005-07-19 13:00:00 Description: The Word Whore has a complete meltdown as she and Buttons foolishly subject themselves to a grueling 'on air' psycho-analysis at the hands of a visiting - obviously fraudulent - 'doctor'. A story submission by John Osborne uncovers The Whore's adven...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 06 :: Monkey Spank Inferno Updated: 2005-07-14 13:00:00 Description: Buttons and The Whore crack the Bert and Ernie story. Preston helps Phillip Elliott spank his monkey. A lumpy park monkey gets up close and personal with unsuspecting tourists. A call to 'Uncle Underpants' finds him airing out his own dirty laundry. ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 05 :: Meat and Goo Updated: 2005-07-13 13:00:00 Description: The Word Whore drools over Tim Cure's gooey meat - reading new meaning into the most important meal of the day. Buttons pops his safety cap. 'Angry Phone Guy' rips into the Hilton's... twice....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 04 :: Long Bong Silver Updated: 2005-07-01 13:00:00 Description: The Word Whore, on location in South Beach, calls in for a special "Canada Day" episode and toys with a future career in phone sex. Buttons, less than energetic and far from enthusiastic, admits to engaging in a rather draining 'air guitar' session t...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 03 :: Granny Panties Updated: 2005-06-29 13:00:00 Description: Buttons and The Whore unintentionally affirm the negative effects of smoking, as they both gasp their way through "Catching Butterflies" by Jerry Vilhotti. The much anticipated first call to "Angry Phone Guy" (famous for telephone tirades played on c...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 02 :: Raison Expectations Updated: 2005-06-27 13:00:00 Description: Faith restored by Bill Raison's delightful story submissions, Buttons and The Whore bravely demonstrate their complete lack of voice acting talent in "Jeffrey Lights Up". ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD 01 :: Trapper's Nuts Updated: 2005-06-25 02:00:00 Description: Virgin Podcastors Buttons and The Whore lodge complaints against their (completely fictitious) new 'employers' and struggle through two lackluster short story submissions, in this rather shakey debut of "Air Out My Shorts". A call to "Mama's Boy" (Br...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD |
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