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Blueprint Special – Paul Mosley Updated: 2011-07-20 11:54:28 Description: We’ve got a special episode of The Blueprint Podcast for you right here. Not only that but it contains exclusive stuff that you can’t hear anywhere else. Old friend of the Blueprint, Paul Mosley, is back, and he’s got his new album ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 83 – The New Applause Updated: 2011-02-11 09:00:27 Description: You might want to run a hot bath before you listen to this week’s episode, because it’s possibly the darkest and dirtiest episode of The Blueprint so far and you might want to wash it off you after you hear it. We move in and out of various issue...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 82 – How to Offend Pilots Updated: 2011-02-04 09:00:24 Description: A thrill-packed episode this week. We hear news from Dave, who is still in France seeking out Xavier Laurent, and there’s a News Roundup as well as a game of Quotations to task your brain. We also discuss some quirky stories, including one in w...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 81 – Entropy Hoover Updated: 2011-01-28 09:00:36 Description: Many thanks to everyone who listened to Episode 80 and the return to the cyberwaves of The Blueprint. A special thanks to our American and Chinese listeners who far outnumbered everyone else (including our home turf in the UK!) We hope that Chinese l...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 80 – Swearing Updated: 2011-01-21 09:00:29 Description: The Blueprint Podcast returns from its absence with a bumper episode in which we introduce two important new features. 1. A new co-presenter 2. Swearing As well as these exciting new developments we’ve got a cracking game of Who’s The Gre...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 79 – Roof Monk Updated: 2009-05-15 16:00:46 Description: A short episode for you this week, to enable you to live your busy life and still listen to the Blueprint Podcast. We come to you again from Nottingham, and this week we’ve even got a picture of the hospital, to sort of prove that we were there...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 76 – The Nazis Were Bad Updated: 2009-04-24 16:00:47 Description: In Episode 76, we reminisce about our old pal Xavier Laurent, who has refused to speak to us for some time now following the various problems we had with translators. Dave’s been putting some work in on that front, so we’ll hopefully have...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 75 – Noise Theft Updated: 2009-04-17 16:00:56 Description: We like to stick a flag on world events once in a while, and with the recent pointless conviction of the founders of Pirate Bay, we tackle noise theft in this episode. Having reloaded their special foot-shooting gun some years after taking down Napst...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 74 – You Have Been Watching… Updated: 2009-04-10 16:00:04 Description: Remember when British sitcoms used to end with “You Have Been Watching…” and then a montage of clips of each of the stars with their name captioned on the screen? There were quite a few of them, and we tackle the inaccuracies and un...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 73 – Hangovers in Barnsley Updated: 2009-04-03 16:00:25 Description: We greet you this week from some nursing accommodation in a Barnsley hospital, the morning after one of those big nights out where the world becomes your friend and everyone wakes up wondering what day it is and where they are. We pick our way throug...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 72 – Highlander II is Rubbish Updated: 2009-03-27 22:54:11 Description: Hope you’ve been enjoying the daily thrill of moustache updates, but I’m going to have to tear you away from that for a while so that you can listen to Episode 72. Nerds are on my mind again. Possibly I think of nerds because I am one. Po...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 70 – War! Heeurgh! Good God Y’all Updated: 2009-03-13 17:00:29 Description: Episode 70 is a Chris-only episode. Dave is out of circulation at the moment, learning the ways of the people in a far flung part of the world and healing their ills. He’ll be back in a couple of weeks or so. There’s a News Roundup this w...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 69 – Passenger Slavery Updated: 2009-03-06 17:00:29 Description: Chris has a bee in his bonnet this week about car passengers. It’s not a major beef, not like death, poverty or war, but a beef nonetheless. We’ve also got another game of Who On Earth with which to perplex and entertain you as you go abo...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 68 – How to Offend Scotland Updated: 2009-02-27 17:00:59 Description: We’ve got to start with an apology to all of Scotland. Towards the end of this podcast, Chris claims to be able to do Scottish accents, and there’s a chance that he in cannot in fact do anything of the sort. Apart from that, we get into a...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 67 – Tequila! Updated: 2009-02-20 17:00:06 Description: A podcast really isn’t a podcast until it’s dealt with the thorny issue of foreign news bulletins which use the song Tequila! as their background music. Finally we’re putting that right, can’t believe it took us until episode ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 66 – The Ancient Internet Updated: 2009-02-13 17:00:45 Description: It’s weird how quickly technology marches on. It took a while for the Internet to really catch on and become a mainstream piece of technology, but look at us all now – we’re all strutting around with the Internet, talking to each ot...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 65 – The Thief of Time Updated: 2009-02-06 17:00:20 Description: Pow! Another week goes by and we launch your weekend with more Blueprint hijinks. You’ll notice that this week’s episode is shorter than you’re used to. We value your comments about this and we hope you’ll let us know, either ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 64 – Funny Podcast Updated: 2009-01-30 17:00:00 Description: You may be taken aback by the blatant Google-courting in the title of this week’s episode. Hopefully, though, you’ll find this one to be full of laughs, smiles and occasional clearing of the throat. We kick things off pretty quickly with ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 63 – Nose Flutes Updated: 2009-01-23 17:00:42 Description: Bang! Episode 63 is here. In this episode, Dave laments the difficulty of finding musical instruments beginning with the letter N. WIth the benefit of hindsight and Google, I’ve been able to find out that there are loads of them, albeit obscure...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 62 – Twenty O’Nine Updated: 2009-01-16 17:00:01 Description: It’s taken us a couple of weeks, but we’re ready to lay down our new year’s resolutions and predictions for 2009, including a new era for William Shatner and the Pet Shop Boys. You could be forgiven for thinking that we’ve got...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 61 – I Hamster Resurrection Updated: 2009-01-09 17:00:11 Description: As 2009 swings into action, bringing with it uncertainty for many, disaster for some, and hopefully joy and happiness for others, The Blueprint Podcast continues to provide you with a bit of fun chat all the way from England. In this episode, Dave vi...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 60 – We Built This Podcast on Rock n Roll Updated: 2009-01-02 17:00:58 Description: Okay, let’s start with a Christmas apology. Those of you who turned up here on Boxing Day expecting a new episode will doubtless be incandescent with rage that we didn’t post one. In the words of Doctor Who, we’re sorry, we’re...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 59 – Dickie Bow meets the Bride of Frankenstein Updated: 2008-12-19 17:00:39 Description: As Christmas time sweeps ever closer, and every store in the land battles ferociously to be the one sending us the most email, it’s time to enjoy some free entertainment from The Blueprint. Dave’s encyclopedia knowledge of old James Whale...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 58 – All Serial Killer, No Filler Updated: 2008-12-12 17:00:03 Description: We’re straight into the action this week, with some discussion about the sinister nature of old school photographs when displayed in the homes of adults. Chris says “literally” a bit too much, and Superman somehow gets involved agai...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 57- Space Toilet Updated: 2008-12-05 17:00:23 Description: Episode 57 of The Blueprint Podcast, “Britain’s best podcast with no famous people in it”, is here, with a message from Xavier Laurent, another hotly contested game Quotations, the best way of having a poo in space, and a delve into...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 56 – Criminal Swimming Updated: 2008-11-28 17:00:12 Description: Episode 56 is a veritable smorgasbord of worldwide interest and competitive chat. Not only do we make a further attempt to speak to Xavier Laurent in France, but we have received an audio greeting all the way from the Netherlands. We’ve also go...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 55 – Lost in Translation Updated: 2008-11-21 17:00:55 Description: Yes, it’s episode 55 of The Blueprint, the British talk radio podcast that brings you the fun behind the mysteries of language and truth, whilst transcending boundaries of distance, speed and endurance. Or something like that. In this episode, ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 54 – Mind Your Language Updated: 2008-11-14 17:00:47 Description: The theme of Episode 54 is most certainly that of language, and it’s many uses. From Noel Coward’s special way of speaking, through to Ozzy Osbourne’s special way of singing, people certainly find their own ways to use language, and...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 53 – Super War! Updated: 2008-11-07 17:00:21 Description: Welcome back to episode 53, in which Chris and Dave once again tackle the mighty issues of the day. This week, after some parenting advice from Chris regarding Star Trek: The Next Generation, we’re keen to settle once and for all the question ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 52 – Dave Loves America Updated: 2008-10-31 17:00:10 Description: The Blueprint Podcast returns for this weeks’ adventure, and we’re trotting the globe and getting to grips with Stephen Hawking and Barry White, among others. More of Dave’s pet hates are explored as we delve deeper into his inner f...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 51 – Astrological Binoculars Updated: 2008-10-24 16:00:29 Description: Hello, hope you had a good week. We’re back once again with episode 51 of The Blueprint Podcast, right here in the UK with Chris and Dave. This week, we get to the heart of the Dave Russell phenomenon by discovering a couple of things that real...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 50 – Introducing Dave Updated: 2008-10-17 16:00:45 Description: As promised, we’ve now got new episodes of the Blueprint Podcast coming your way on Fridays at 5pm (UK Time) once again. Again, many apologies for the hiatus, and I hope you enjoy the new stuff. This episode sees the podcasting debut of Dave Ru...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 49 – Fish Food Updated: 2008-09-05 16:00:27 Description: With further apologies for last week’s no-show, The Blueprint Podcast is back with episode 49. No Greg this week, but I hope you won’t mind spending a little time with just me instead. Quirkies this week include a convicted murderer in t...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 48 – Frozen Monkeys Updated: 2008-08-22 21:49:16 Description: Oops, sorry about being a bit late with getting this one online. You try telling my eight-year-old that he has to stop playing Star Wars Battlefront II in the middle of a crucial mission. That’s what was going on. And then the podcast’s d...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 47 – The Incredible New Shmoo Updated: 2008-08-15 16:00:58 Description: We never know which is the best way in which to open a new episode of The Blueprint Podcast, as the beginning of this one demonstrates. Greg likes to state the facts, and Chris likes to showboat like a 1980′s holiday disc jockey. Television ani...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 46 – Attention Seekers Updated: 2008-08-08 16:00:48 Description: Hello, and welcome to episode 46 of The Blueprint Podcast, a podcast broadcasting from Hartlepool in the North East of England on a weekly basis, brought to you by Chris Wright and Greg Hildreth. In this episode, Greg contemplates a charity moustache...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 45 – Glue Updated: 2008-08-01 16:00:59 Description: Glue is a strange word. I’ve just been Googling it to look for interesting quotations about glue to use as a title for this week’s episode. There aren’t any. But now that I’ve been looking at the word “glue” for a ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 44 – Brutal Pasta Updated: 2008-07-25 16:00:05 Description: This episode starts off with some rather unlikely claims about the self flagellation methods of former British Prime Minister William Gladstone. Apparently, he used to whip himself on the back. He was a strange cookie in some respects, fair enough. ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 43 – Two Northern Men Talking Updated: 2008-07-11 16:00:45 Description: We’re back with episode 43 of The Blueprint Podcast. Sorry it’s gone online a little late in the day – it won’t happen again, but we hope you’ll forgive us as we have been out doing work for cherridy. Please remember toÂ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 42 – Custard Creams Updated: 2008-07-04 16:00:00 Description: Have you got a loft, or attic at your place? If so, what have you got in there? Do you think you’ll ever really use any of it? We kick off the episode with talk of wasted real estate in our homes, but Greg soon finds the existence of revolving ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 41 – The Polite Fantastic Updated: 2008-06-27 16:00:57 Description: Politeness. That’s what it’s all about, friends. Just be nice to people. It costs nothing, and maybe people in general will be a bit nicer to you if you are a bit nicer to them. Smile occasionally. Say “please” and “than...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 40 – Allright, if you like that kind of thing Updated: 2008-06-20 16:00:07 Description: Welcome back to The Blueprint Podcast, the podcast described by Podfinder UK as, “Allright, if you like that kind of thing” and “almost humourous”. Thanks for the review, though, it’s nice to be in your thoughts. In this...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 39 – Blueprint Coach Tours Presents Updated: 2008-06-13 16:00:20 Description: This one starts off a bit nerdy, with one or two William Shatner impressions, and Greg tries to “out” Chris as a Star Trek nerd. Continental lager is explained, as are Denmark and Holland, with particular reference to Chris’s trave...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 38 – Teatime for Democracy Updated: 2008-06-06 16:00:02 Description: As the British summer lurches, stumbles and shuffles on with bouts of typically changeable British weather and all of Britain expresses surprise, despite this being the 20000th year in a row that this has happened, The Blueprint Podcast eschews meteo...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 37 – Especially For The Ladies Updated: 2008-05-30 16:00:07 Description: This episode is going out to all the sweet ladies. At least it is at the start, but then we get into the politics of restaurants and dating and non-romantic eateries. Then we basically start having a go at cavemen for not being funny enough, before...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 36 – Transexual Chips Updated: 2008-05-23 16:00:17 Description: We’re having fun on this episode, and we hope that it’s infectious rather than annoying. Chris discovers that Greg can be made to laugh by exposing him to childish rude words, and obviously uses this new weapon to his advantage when possi...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 35 – Nuclear Autobahn! Updated: 2008-05-16 16:09:11 Description: Welcome to the weekend, friends. As ever, we’ve scoured the world looking for the quirkiest and most mind-boggling stories, eithout even knowing what “boggling”really means. How do you “boggle” something, really? No, rea...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 34 – Doctor Goldfish vs Bongo Langford Updated: 2008-05-09 16:00:55 Description: We’re back with another Blueprint Podcast. As warm weather makes a welcome appearance in the British Isles, we’re in fine fettle and raring to bring you more quirky news and chat. From Bonnie Langford to a man who claims to be able to tra...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 33 – Talking Wheelie Bin Fascism Blues Part Two Updated: 2008-05-02 16:00:20 Description: Welcome back to part two of our two-part examination of how it’s possible to weave fascism into talk of wheelie bins. There’s a sentence you’re unlikely to find anywhere else. Having talked about a story concerning a man who overfil...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Episode 32 – Talking Wheelie Bin Fascism Blues Part One Updated: 2008-04-25 16:00:03 Description: Episode 32, with its Bob Dylan-style title,  is the first of a two-part Blueprint extravaganza, so make sure you tune in next week to hear part two. In this first part, we kick off by talking about old audio cassettes. You know, C60, C90 and all tha...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD |
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